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Reply-To: <cocot@osc.versant.com>
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Message-ID: <surfpunk-0005@SURFPUNK.Technical.Journal>
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From: cocot@osc.versant.com (Doctor COCOT)
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To: surfpunk@osc.versant.com (SURFPUNK Technical Journal)
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Subject: [surfpunk-0005] HARDCORE: Re: *** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY ***
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Keywords: surfpunk, hardcore, tasteless, gcc, code portability
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My brother ACKs the first issue and complains:
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From: STRICKLAND@pyvax.physics.ncsu.edu
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Subject: RE: [surfpunk-0001] TESTING: Issue Number One
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Date: Sun, 6 Dec 92 19:31:17 EST
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To: cocot@osc.osc.com
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got [surffunk-0001] - all too gentle of a wave...
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hang ten.
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--b--
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"Too gentle", huh? Well, I was wavering, but that convinced me to send
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this one along, for those who study human behavior in cyberspace.
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The ">" quoted posting (the one the message below is following up) was
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posted to technical groups comp.lang.c and comp.lang.c++, in addition
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to alt.tasteless.jokes where it rightfully belonged. It was probably a
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forged posting; security on the net is not great, or perhaps a student
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left their terminal logged in. You can skip past the ">" part once you
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get the jist.
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-- Dr Cocot
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From: pseudo!mjn (Murray Nesbitt)
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Subject: Re: *** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY ***
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Newsgroups: comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
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Date: 16 Nov 92 06:08:38 GMT
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Message-Id: <MJN.92Nov16010838@pseudo.uucp>
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References: <1992Nov13.210911.3086@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
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In-Reply-To: knaggs@cps.msu.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:09:11 GMT
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knaggs@cps.msu.edu (Scott A Knaggs) writes:
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> "Will you do anything for me?", I asked. "Yes", was your answer. I asked you
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> to lay down. You did. I squated right above your head and again, your tongue
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> started to do it's job. You heard me make a strange noise: "NNNNNNGGGGG".
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> You thought it was my extasy, but you soon found out it was something else.
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> You felt something drop on your nose, something which slid slowly into your
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> mouth. Your curious tongue tried to find out what it was. Congratulations,
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> you just tasted a piece of shit! You really liked it. It turned you on even
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> more and I started to grap some off your head and massaged your dick
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> with it. Your dick looked great, nice and brown with little lightbrown thick
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> pieces on it. I started to give you a blow job. I really enjoyed the taste
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> of cock combined with shit. Especially after you came... I turned around with
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> my mouth full and kissed you. I emptied my mouth in yours. You passionately
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> returned my kisses. After that we layed in each others arms for minutes.
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> You had a big smile on your face.
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Not if you want your code to be portable to other compilers. Some
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compilers, notably gcc, have extensions to the language that make this
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kind of thing possible, but in the majority of implementations this
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code will result in undefined behavior.
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--
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Murray
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The SURFPUNK Technical Journal is a dangerous multinational hacker zine
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originating near BARRNET in the fashionable western arm of the northern
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California matrix. Quantum Californians appear in one of two states,
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spin surf or spin punk. Undetected, we are both, or might be neither.
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