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Subject: FSFNET Vol 11 #2
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| | BITNET Fantasy-Science Fiction Fanzine
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___|___________|___ X-Edited by 'Orny' Liscomb <CSDAVE@MAINE>
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CONTENTS
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X-Editorial 'Orny' Liscomb
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Your Order... Paul A. Clayton
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*A Sudden Storm Becki Tants
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DNA For Sale, Slightly Used... Peter Scott
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*Unlikely Partners, Part 1 Max Khaytsus
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Date: 070688 Dist: 672
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An "*" indicates story is part of the Dargon Project
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All original materials copyrighted by the author(s)
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X-Editorial
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Many of you are probably unaware just what is going to happen to
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FSFnet within the next couple months, beyond what has been mentioned
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in recent issues about my graduation. The current plans go like this:
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In late August, I will be graduating from UMaine, and coincidental
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with that, FSFnet will stop production. However, before I alarm you
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too much, let me mention that the Dargon Project will continue under
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new leadership, and there are plans to begin a new magazine after
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FSFnet ends, and all users who are subscribed to FSFnet at the time of
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its last issue will automatically be subscribed to the new magazine
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when it begins publication. The new magazine will be edited by John
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White <WHITE@DUVM>, and will publish Dargon Project stories, and
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everyone who is subscribed to FSFnet will automatically be subscribed
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to the new magazine. Several people I've talked to have asked "Why
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bother ending FSFnet and starting a new magazine if they're going to
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be so similar?" In a discussion in FSFNET CSNOTICE (available from the
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server CSNEWS@MAINE) I talked about why I think it better to end
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FSFnet; what follows is a reprint of that discussion. All readers are
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welcome to join the discussion and add their comments via CSNEWS.
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First of all, let me mention that running a magazine is a
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gratifying experience. It would be silly of me (or any editor) to deny
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some degree of emotional attachment to his magazine, particularly if
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the magazine is successful. With that in mind, here's the basic
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reasons why I think the 'new' magazine should be considered a separate
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entity from FSFnet, even though they will be almost identical in their
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basic nature, as Leo pointed out.
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Firstly, but not necessarily most importantly, I'm posessive about
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it. I'm rather attached to it, and the thought of turning it over to
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another editor, whom I don't know and over whom I have no control, is
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difficult for me to accept. This is putting things a little more
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bluntly than is actually the case, but I do feel some
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defensiveness/protectiveness about it, and that's natural for any
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editor to feel.
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The flip side of this is the real reasoning behind ending FSFnet.
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Presumably, if FSFnet continued, a new editor would be recruited and
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be forced to adhere to formats and policies which I set three years
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ago. I mentioned that editing a magazine is a personal experience, yet
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I suspect that editing a magazine which, in the end, is not your own
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creation, lessens this tie. The new editor would probably find running
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FSFnet much less rewarding and put less effort into it than if he were
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running a magazine which was his own creation, and could make his own
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policy decisions from scratch. Sure, the two magazines will be very
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similar (particularly with the continuation of the Dargon Project in
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the new mag), but because of the change in editors, they will not be
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identical, and separating them (at least theoretically) into two
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distinct magazines will make both parties happier.
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So, what appears to be best for everyone, is to discontinue FSFnet
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as such, while starting up another (very similar) magazine to fill its
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void. Let the old editor have his wish of not letting someone else get
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their hands on 'his' magazine, and let the new editor start a zine
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which he can take pride in and truly call his own, without being bound
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by the policies of the old. Keep the readers involved by allowing the
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new zine to make use of the same mailing list. The key to improvement
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is to not to be afraid of changes, and I feel that a change in (at
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least) the name of the magazine will permit the new editor more
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freedom to improve than if he were bound to a set of guidelines not of
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his own choosing.
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So that should give you a fair idea of what is going to happen,
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and why. I'll keep producing issues as frequently as I have enough
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material (hint hint), and I anticipate perhaps two more issues before
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the end of summer. Speaking of which, there will be a (hopefullly)
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large gathering of FSFnet people at the Pennsic War this year, and if
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anyone is going to be around, drop me a line to be included in the
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planning. But back to the matters at hand; we've got a very
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interesting issue here. It includes two very entertaining SF shorts,
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Becki Tants' newest installment, and the first in an excellent series
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by Max Khaytsus; I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
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-'Orny' Liscomb <CSDAVE@MAINE>
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Your Order...
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"Rhadhishe Sheffield will be with you momentarily," said the
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attractive young woman. "Can I do anything for you while you wait?"
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"Yes, you can answer a few more questions," the chief delegate
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said, "To start with, how is it that one in her early twenties is part
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of the famous diplomatic corps of S'lah?"
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"I am not really a member yet," the woman replied, "but I belong
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to Sheffield, and I am training to be a rhadhishe. Is there anything
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else you wish to ask?"
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"Uh--no," the delegate said, forgetting his other questions in the
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surprise caused by her answer.
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"Well, then I shall leave," the woman said, pressing a small green
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button causing the door to slide open, "If you have any further
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questions, you can ask Rhadhishe Sheffield, himself."
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The woman left the room, and the chief delegate turned to face the
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six other delegates from his world as the door to the room closed.
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"Did you hear that?" he asked, "Apparently, this culture has some
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peculiarities that were not mentioned in the briefing, including
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slavery. I suggest we be especially careful to avoid breaking any
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tabus."
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The delegates mumbled their agreement, and then broke back into
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grumbling about the clothing that had been provided for them.
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"This stuff looks so silly. I mean, look at this pattern of vine
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and long-bodied fish with black splotches that look like oil stains."
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"Mine isn't much better. Do we really have to wear these clothes?"
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"Yes. It's part of the tradition of peace negotiations here on
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S'lah that all parties wear these diplomatic clothes. They are
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symbolic of fair treatment for all sides of a dispute. And, remember,
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the N'rr said that we should do our utmost to secure a FAIR peace. You
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wouldn't want to fail her over such a trivial matter as clothing,
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would you?"
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"No. It's just that these clothes are so--"
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A short buzz came from the control panel beside the door,
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interrupting the delegates speech. The chief delegate walked over to
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the panel, pressed a small button, and spoke at the panel.
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"Who is it?"
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"This is Rhadhishe Sheffield. I have come to guide the delegates
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from Kruetos to the Meeting."
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"Hello. Enter."
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The chief delegate pressed a button and the door slid open,
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admitting a short, cheerful-looking man wearing a dull red robe with a
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white sash hanging from his right shoulder to his left side.
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"Hello. I am Rhadhishe Sheffield, but you may call me Sheff," the
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man said, "I see you have put on the clothes we have provided. Good.
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You do realize, of course, the significance of these clothes?"
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"Yes," the chief delegate said, "that was covered in the standard
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briefing."
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"Good. Many do not realize their significance. They do not
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remember that for many years our people were tossed by warring
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neighbors and that we developed our diplomatic policy as a defense
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response. The clothes that you now wear ensure fair treatment to all
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the delegates and put you under a very strict code of conduct. If any
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one of you breaks part of the code, not only the individual, but his
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entire people will be liable to punishment. This ensures the safety of
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the other delegates and the safety of our world from retaliation if a
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delegate should come to harm.
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"Do you have any questions to ask before we go to the Meeting? It
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is my responsibility to inform you on any matters that interest you
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concerning our culture in general or the nature of the Meeting."
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"We presently only have a few short questions," the chief delegate
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said, "You can answer them while guiding us to the Meeting."
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"As you wish. Shall we leave then?"
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The chief delegate nodded, and Sheff began to lead them away.
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"You said that you have some questions that you would like to
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ask," the rhadhishe said, "What would you like to know?"
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"Well, first," the chief delegate asked, "the woman who came to us
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to announce your coming said that she "belonged" to you. What exactly
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did she mean?"
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"Oh," the rhadhishe said, mildly surprised by the question, "She
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is my cumbre--you might call her an indentured servant. I am quite
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fortunate to have her; the queue for such intelligent and readily
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trainable servants is quite long. In fact, colloquially they are known
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as line-servants because one must usually wait so long before one can
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buy one.
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"You shouldn't consider us less civilized because we practice this
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form of slavery," the rhadhishe said, catching the look on the
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delegates' faces, "It is the only way we have found to ensure that the
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poor are not thrust into poverty. Our laws protect the rights of all
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cumbres and ensure that they are fairly treated. The demand for such
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servants keeps the prices high; and our laws prevent any single
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contract longer than seven years and ensure the servant's right to buy
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himself out of any remaining time; and, of course, only a willing
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citizen can become a cumbre. In addition to being a path for the poor
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to escape poverty, this ensures a high standard of education and
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allows gifted individuals to receive special training. Admittedly, not
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all individuals have equal opportunity nor are all owners
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exceptionally kind to their servants, but our system seems to us the
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best of the systems to which we have been exposed. Remember, this
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system has ensured the stability of our society for almost two hundred
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years; few other societies at our advanced level of technology can
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make such a claim about their social systems.
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"At any rate, I think that answers your question. Is there
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anything else that you would like to know?"
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The chief delegate asked Sheff several more questions which he
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answered at some length. Then, after a brief moment of no questions,
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the chief delegate spoke again.
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"Oh, yes," the chief delegate paused before he continued speaking,
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"As you may know, the N'rr, the leader of all Kruetos, ordered this
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gathering as she lay on her deathbed. For this reason we are obliged
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to attempt to make peace with our enemy, though all indications are
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that we could start an invasion of B'konbi itself within the next year
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and thus ensure victory; but we must be certain that the treaty will
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be fair, otherwise we will be forced to settle our dispute with the
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weapons of war. We have heard that a Terran will be presiding over the
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Meeting; is this true?"
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"We are almost at the place where the meeting will be held. Is
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this your last question?"
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"Yes." the chief delegate nodded.
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"Well, then follow me."
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The rhadhishe turned at a fork of a type particular to the
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architecture of S'lah and led them into a small rectangular room with
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a large window offering a view of the room that had been prepared for
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the Meeting.
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"There, in the center of the room, is the one who will preside
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over this gathering," the rhadhishe said, pointing through the window
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at the bowl-shaped room beyond.
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The room had trees, shrubs, and other plants spread throughout it.
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It was filled with greens, as was the custom among the people of
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S'lah. At its center, sitting behind a small, curved table which faced
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the seats for both delegations, was a woman whose long brown hair was
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streaked with grey and who looked at once both above all concerns and
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open to the concerns of others.
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"Her name is Sherry Mato, though she prefers to be called by her
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middle name of Theresa," the rhadhishe continued, "As you may know,
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our world has significant economic interests on B'konbi-- significant
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enough that these interests might make one of our diplomats favor
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their side, or, in an effort to avoid this, favor your own side.
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Fortunately, we are prepared for such problems. We make a habit of
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adopting people from other worlds, and training them, in a politically
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neutral environment, to deal with these relatively rare situations.
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"To answer your question, yes, she is a Terran, though she was
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adopted at a very early age and has received the same training as all
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native arbitrators. She was picked especially for this gathering
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because of her special understanding of the underlying circumstances.
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You need have no worries that she is less well trained or in any other
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way less ripe for this situation than a native arbitrator would be."
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"Are you ready to enter the Meeting?" Sheff asked after a long
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period of silence.
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The chief delegate nodded, and Sheff led them back to the corridor
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from which they had come and into the Meeting-room.
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Once all the delegates had seated themselves the arbitrator stood
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and addressed them.
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"Now that the Kruetons and the B'konbits have arrived in S'lahd
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dressings, let us begin. . . ."
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-Paul A. Clayton <P5C2@WUGOLD>
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(with Jason Malkoff, Bryan Paschke and Thomas Payerle)
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A Sudden Storm
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Arrangements didn't take long. The next night, a young dock worker
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named Johan was waiting for her at the door and walked all the way
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home with her. He was a nice enough young man, about her age, with
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dark hair and fiery blue eyes. Nice and muscular too. She immediately
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got the feeling he had been handpicked by Karina or Camron as not only
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a good body guard, but a good husband candidate as well. He seemed to
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have the same idea.
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"So, I hear you're new to the city" he said. Interested in a tour
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sometime? I've lived here all my life and could show you some really
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beautiful spots."
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"That's really very nice of you," Ariel said, ducking just out of
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reach as he tried to put his arm around her. He saved the gesture from
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looking stupid by going into his pouch with his hand as it came
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around, but that didn't stop a couple passers-by from giving him a
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look and a chuckle. Ariel blushed, amazed at how unworldly city men
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could be. "I really don't think I'll have time. Camron is keeping me
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very busy."
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"Well that's OK," Johan said, "Uncle Camron will be more than
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happy if we went for a picnic sometime."
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"Uncle Camron?" Ariel said with a sinking feeling. She KNEW she'd
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been set up.
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"Ya. He suggested I walk you home because I know where my sister
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Karina's house is. So what about that picnic?" Johan asked.
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Luckily the walk home wasn't long and she was able to claim
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fatigue to get out of answering the question. She climbed the stairs,
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mildly cursing Karina for setting that one up. Her and her idea of
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getting Ariel "properly married". Unfortunately, her thoughts were
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overrun by the ache in her legs from the previous night's run. Opening
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her door, she was about to collapse on her bed, when she stopped,
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staring at the man sitting on the edge of her bed.
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"Good evening, Ariel. Come in, close the door and sit down. We
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have quite a bit to discuss." he said. He was an older man, not very
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out of the ordinary looking, but it didn't matter. All she could see
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was the symbol of Haargon hanging about his neck.
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"Like it?" he asked, holding up the pendent, "It took 7 long years
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of searching for the stone and weeks spent in the smithy and jewlers
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shops to make it. I made it myself, so that I would know it had been
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done right. Would you like to see it closer?"
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Ariel couldn't take her eyes off the pendent. She began to move
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forward toward it with a faltering step. There was a nagging in the
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back of her mind that said she should run away, but it was quickly
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fading away as she got closer to the amulet.
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"Good. Come here, touch it if you like. You may hold it. It's
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really the only way to examine the excellent workmanship of the
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amulet." the old priest said, with a wonderful, friendly smile.
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Ariel began to reach up for the medallion, to pick it up and look
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at it, when she caught sight of Stefan's ring on her finger in the
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candle light. With a start, she came back to herself, out of the
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drug-like stupor she had been in and snapped upright, taking several
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steps backwards to the wall. "What are you doing here?" she asked,
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panic in her voice.
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"I see you are a bit stronger then I thought. it takes quite a bit
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of power to break a mind lock. So be it." he said, as he put his
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amulet back on and walked to the door.
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"I just came to see for myself who you were and what you were
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like. I do so hate killing people who are no threat. So messy. But I
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see now that you are a viable concern. Therefore I will give you this
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warning and this offer. My god Haargon has commanded your death. he
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says you are a grave danger to myself and my followers. I give you 48
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hours before I kill you to decide on one thing. You have the potential
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to be an extremely talented mage. I would rather not destroy that
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potential. So I ask you to join us. I will train you myself. You have
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48 hours to decide. At the end of that time, I will return for your
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decision. Remember tho, that if your decision is wrong, you will die."
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He walked out of the room and closed the door. Panicing for Karina and
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Marcus' sake, she ran to the door and opened it, looking for him, to
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make sure he didn't harm them. He was nowhere to be seen. It was as
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though he had disappeared.
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Walking back into her room, she collapsed onto her bed in tears.
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She felt so powerless. What could she do against someone who had the
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power to disappear like that? She was so caught up in her tears that
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she jumped when Marcus knocked on the half open door, saying " I
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thought I heard voices up here." One look at her face tho, and he was
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immediately at her side, with an arm around her trembling shoulders
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saying "It's OK now." and smoothing her hair.
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By the time she had calmed down, Karina had come up to see what
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was wrong. Karina sat with her, while Marcus went and made some tea.
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When he came back, he asked her the question she had known was coming
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but dreaded. "OK, Ariel.. We'd like the whole story now. All of it."
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he said as he handed her the cup.
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Taking a long slow drink, she began her explanation. By the time
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she had finished, the tea was cold in the pot, yet she continued to
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drink it.
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"Why didn't you tell us in the first place?" Karina asked.
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"Several reasons. I hoped that it was over and I could settle back
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down to being a normal person again. I didn't want to worry you. Most
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of all I was afraid you wouldn't believe me." Ariel said.
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Karina came over and gave her a hug. "Well, I admit it is a bit
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out of the ordinary, but I don't believe you to be a liar. We'll help
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you." Marcus nodded in agreement.
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"No!" Ariel protested. "You've done too much already. And now,
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because of me, you're in danger. I must leave. Maybe I could go to
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Baranur. Find a job there. Maybe they'll leave me alone then."
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Marcus spoke up for the first time since he initially came into
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the room. "Ariel, you heard what the priest said. You're special in
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some way. They won't leave you alone...ever. You're going to have to
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fight them, one way or another. At least let us give you what help we
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can. Camron might be able to get some information on this other cult.
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And we can go to one of the fortune tellers on the dock and see if
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they have any guidance for us. I hear Corambis recently returned. He's
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the best they say." He was in his fatherly tone. Caring, but firm. She
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knew better then to go against him. "And we'll get that young man who
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walked you home to stay with you all the time. We'll work this out."
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He gave her a hug, saying "Now you go to bed. You're exhausted. I'll
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go talk to Camron first thing in the morning so he doesn't worry and
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can get things moving."
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"OK," she said, "you're right. I do need some sleep." She quickly
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crawled under the covers as Karina came over, gave her another hug and
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tucked her in. "Good Night" she said as they closed the door.
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She waited until after she knew they were in bed and asleep before
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getting up. It took Ariel less then 5 minutes to pack her few
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belongings and quietly walk down the stairs. In the kitchen, she took
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||
a loaf of bread, some cheese, and a wine skin, and added it to her
|
||
pack. Then she left a quick note on the table for them.
|
||
|
||
I'm sorry, but I can't stay here. My presence puts you
|
||
in danger, and I care too much for you to do that. I am
|
||
going to find myself somewhere to live where I won't be
|
||
hurting anyone. You can reach me at Camron's, as I still
|
||
have to work for at least the next couple of days. Thank you
|
||
for everything.
|
||
Ariel.
|
||
|
||
Folding the note and placing it where she knew it would be seen,
|
||
she took one last fond glance around the kitchen before walking out
|
||
into the night and off to find somewhere to stay.
|
||
Marcus shook his head as the door closed, swore under his breath,
|
||
and followed her out the door into the night air.
|
||
He wasn't the only one.
|
||
-Becki Tants <RETANTS@SUVM>
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||
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||
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DNA For Sale, Slightly Used...
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||
|
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Changing technology doesn't mean changing people...
|
||
...but the problems may vary...
|
||
|
||
2800 Whitney Drive
|
||
Denver, CO
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
To Whom It May Concern:
|
||
|
||
I have recently taken care of four thousand square feet of your
|
||
"Everlush Living Carpet", impressed by the salesman's demonstration of
|
||
its ability to devour cigarette butts, cookie crumbs, and household
|
||
dust, turning same into natural pine scent and negative ionization. I
|
||
was initially pleased with the carpeting, and even wrote off its
|
||
propensity to leach out the cellulose from newspapers as a timely
|
||
reminder not to be untidy. Later, I noticed that it had also been
|
||
absorbing the feet of wooden furniture, so I installed steel caps on
|
||
the legs of those chairs and tables.
|
||
Last week, however, my youngest son tripped and dropped a large
|
||
pepperoni pizza on the hearth rug, which promptly gulped it down. I
|
||
could forgive this indecent haste for cleanliness were it not for the
|
||
fact that it was a sudden swell in the carpet that caused my son to
|
||
trip in the first place, and the carpet had been making subtle
|
||
advances towards the kitchen for the previous ten days.
|
||
Things have now gone too far. Yesterday my prize rubber plant
|
||
disappeared, and there is a new springiness to the carpet (I leave the
|
||
obvious inference to your imagination). Visitors have been discouraged
|
||
from entering ever since the welcome mat developed a habit of
|
||
dissolving their shoelaces. The pile is now over a foot thick in
|
||
places and my daughter's dachshund has not been heard for two days.
|
||
And while I find a small quantity of negative ions to be beneficial to
|
||
the health, I don't think it appropriate that there should be arcing
|
||
between the wall sockets. I am not writing at this time to request a
|
||
refund, but I would be profoundly grateful if you would ship a
|
||
sufficient quantity of specific weedkiller to eradicate your Everlush
|
||
carpet before I call out the National Guard.
|
||
|
||
Yours sincerely,
|
||
|
||
Nathaniel S. Horner, M.D.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
141 Podunk Drive
|
||
Poughkeepsie, NY
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
To The Boss:
|
||
|
||
See here, I'm not looking for trouble or nothin', but one
|
||
afternoon Ira brings home this gizmo he says is a "Biogulp" organic
|
||
vacuum cleaner. What do I care, it picks up schmutz and there ain't no
|
||
bag to change.
|
||
The first day it's here, Amos 'n Andy -- the kittens -- mark it
|
||
for a stranger and pounce. Why not, I said, they could use the fun.
|
||
But now it's hiding in the closet under the stairs and refuses to come
|
||
out. I call your service man, he comes and talks to it, and says it's
|
||
gotten neurotic. Then he says the warranty don't cover repair of
|
||
"malicious damage", but any schmuck can see it's only got a coupla
|
||
scratches. That ain't no reason for it to be whimpering and
|
||
complaining about the spiders.
|
||
My husband says you're supposed to find the psychos before they
|
||
leave the factory, and that I have a prima facie case (whatever that
|
||
is) for a full refund.
|
||
Yours,
|
||
|
||
Irma Goldstein (Mrs.)
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
General Genetics Corporation INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
|
||
|
||
To: Departmental Manager, Quality Control
|
||
From: Director of Field Inspection
|
||
|
||
Ed, your boys have got to stay on their toes more! My division
|
||
doesn't like playing quis custodiet any more than the next man, but
|
||
yesterday they earned their pay. Regs say that any spillage in a
|
||
storehouse means everything in the room gets cancelled, but yesterday
|
||
your people knocked over a box of self-regenerating tampon RNA
|
||
substrate and a vial of Magic Mix Cocktail Shaker base and didn't
|
||
sterilize for thirty minutes! You know I hate to get officious --
|
||
besides, I've joined in the poker game myself, won a few beads from
|
||
your people at times -- but this was one time when the size of the pot
|
||
shouldn't keep the men from their work. Fortunately, the only thing
|
||
shipped out during that half hour was a box of towels, but it could
|
||
have been a lot worse. 'Nuff said, Ed?
|
||
|
||
-- Mike
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
10231 Sunset Boulevard
|
||
Beverly Hills, CA
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
Hi:
|
||
|
||
I just want you to know right off that this is not a complaint, in
|
||
fact quite the opposite, I simply had to write and compliment you for
|
||
the wonderful quality of your "Sta-Warm" self-heating body wraps. In
|
||
the movie business a girl's kept working a fourteen-hour day most of
|
||
the time, a hot bath is about the only luxury I can expect when I get
|
||
home, and when there's no-one around to dry me off, your towels are
|
||
really better than the usual cheap kinds that make you do all of the
|
||
work yourself.
|
||
I must confess I was unprepared for some of the things the towel
|
||
did, but I've grown used to it since then. The towel seems to enjoy
|
||
it, too: more than once it has snuck into my bedroom after a hard day;
|
||
and although it did try to strangle my director when he called to go
|
||
over the next day's script with me there was no harm done in the end.
|
||
Love,
|
||
|
||
Mitzy Moreno (Ms)
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
1200 Madison Ave Suite 501
|
||
New York, NY
|
||
President
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
Sir:
|
||
|
||
As you know, Consolidated has grown into Fortune 500 status in a
|
||
record period, and I'm writing to share with you one of the secrets of
|
||
our success, seeing as indirectly, you brought it about.
|
||
At the beginning of this year we were facing a projected first
|
||
quarter loss of $27 million, and as part of the cost cuts I had to
|
||
halve my secretary's hours. Well, to cut a long story short, I bought
|
||
the latest telephone answering machine from your AI division, figuring
|
||
that it would be good for telling people when I would be back, fobbing
|
||
off salesmen, maybe even pacifying my wife.
|
||
Your literature leaves the limits of the machine's capability
|
||
rather open-ended (don't worry -- you're not the first to market
|
||
before you've researched: just common business practice), but does
|
||
mention that they depend on "heuristic factors". At the time I thought
|
||
that meant something to do with background noise; anyway, I plugged it
|
||
into the listed line and left it for a few days. Now, I get a lot of
|
||
calls. Most of them at that time from people I owed money to. I was
|
||
pleasantly surprised to discover that the machine had developed a
|
||
smart strategy for handling these people by playing them off against
|
||
each other. I was still strapped for time, so I let it have the run of
|
||
the whole board. For a week it was doing a great job -- even learned
|
||
to imitate my voice -- until one day I caught it haggling with a
|
||
distributor over his contract. I listened to it for a while, and
|
||
discovered it was actually a pretty shrewd operator!
|
||
Anyway, that must have given it some ideas, because the next week
|
||
it told me I had a 10:30 appointment with Higgins of Amalgamated.
|
||
"You're wrong," I said, "I haven't talked with Higgins in five years".
|
||
It turned out that the machine had made the appointment so I could
|
||
rubber-stamp a merger deal it had made! I didn't mind making it a full
|
||
partner -- in fact, if it bucks for the chair, it can have it. I still
|
||
have my stock and that's all I need...
|
||
|
||
Regards,
|
||
|
||
Hiram X. Hamilton III
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
7343 Waterside Avenue
|
||
Norfolk, VA
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
Dear Sir or Madam:
|
||
|
||
I am returning my "Adapta-Mirra" to my dealer forthwith, and
|
||
advise you that I will be consulting various consumer protection
|
||
groups as to the safety of this product. Your mirror functioned quite
|
||
adequately in wiping condensation off itself, dimpling into a shaving
|
||
mirror for my husband, and giving the time-honored response to my
|
||
teen-age daughter whenever she asked it to identify The Fairest Of
|
||
Them All.
|
||
However, when my daughter woke up one day with a small pimple on
|
||
her nose, she was aghast to see in the mirror a malignant fungus
|
||
spreading over half her face. I did not think it funny when my mother
|
||
visited and the mirror shrieked loudly and pretended to shatter in its
|
||
frame. Nor do I find it amusing that your mirror chooses to portray me
|
||
variously as a wizened old hag, a pregnant sow, or Tyrannosaurus Rex.
|
||
I have raised my family never to shirk away from reality, and this
|
||
has been a traumatic experience for us all. We may seek punitive
|
||
damages.
|
||
Yours,
|
||
|
||
Sylvia Foster
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
1102 Forest Drive
|
||
Carson City, NV
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
Dear Sir or Madam:
|
||
|
||
I am writing on behalf of my wife and myself to tell you about an
|
||
application of your "Slumber-Rite" active-deforming beds which you may
|
||
not yet be aware of.
|
||
When we bought the bed, Adele and I were on such bad terms that we
|
||
even discussed at the same time who would get custody of it. Sex was,
|
||
frankly, the only thing keeping us together at that time (if you'll
|
||
pardon the crude pun), and that hadn't much life left in it. That
|
||
night as we glared at each other across the pillows, wondering who
|
||
would draw first, your bed coughed apologetically through its
|
||
diagnostic vocoder, and asked us how long things had been that bad. I
|
||
started to snap, "None of your business!", but Adele -- who always had
|
||
a way with machines -- gave it an honest answer. Soon we were both
|
||
talking with the bed, which proved to have a considerate and urbane...
|
||
well, bedside manner.
|
||
Well, the rest is history. We sold the house to take a second
|
||
honeymoon, and gave the bed to a pair of friends whose relationship
|
||
seemed headed for the rocks, and that set us wondering: could your bed
|
||
be certified as a bona fide marriage counselor? Come to think of it,
|
||
formal recognition might spoil the surprise value of its approach. Hey
|
||
maybe you guys had more to do with this than we thought!
|
||
|
||
Nuptially yours,
|
||
|
||
George Miller
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
"Bramleigh"
|
||
Old Farm Road
|
||
Pebblesworth
|
||
Herts., G.B.
|
||
General Genetics Corporation
|
||
14000 Michigan Way
|
||
Research Triangle Park, NJ
|
||
|
||
Sirs:
|
||
|
||
What with the recession forcing us to close down the east wing of
|
||
the old homestead, and my having to lay off the groundskeeper, we
|
||
considered ourselves somewhat fortunate to acquire your new model
|
||
"Genetigardener" on very reasonable terms, but there have been several
|
||
slight problems that I think you ought to know about.
|
||
Firstly, it has a most inconvenient allergy to tea. What's the use
|
||
of having a gardner that doubles as a manservant if the wretched thing
|
||
throws up all over the serving tray every afternoon? First time this
|
||
happened was when we were entertaining the Buffington-Joneses. Can't
|
||
tell you how embarrassing it was...
|
||
Secondly, it's quite obvious that the thing was educated in the
|
||
colonies, since it can't tell the difference between game and poultry.
|
||
Discovered this after I found the best grouse being pecked to pieces
|
||
in the chicken coop where the blasted thing had herded them. And why
|
||
should it keep asking me where the swimming pool is? Elizabeth and I
|
||
haven't touched the waters since a spot of paddling at Blackpool in
|
||
'69!
|
||
Talking of the mem-sah'b, this brings me to the most perplexing
|
||
problem. A few weeks ago, she started spending an inordinate amount of
|
||
time in the gardner's shed teaching it how to behave in the Old
|
||
Country. Then, one day, both she and the thing were gone! I can't get
|
||
a word out of the butler and the maid about the whole affair. What the
|
||
deuce d'you suppose is going on?
|
||
|
||
Yours faithfully,
|
||
|
||
Major Harrington Dexter-Smythe (ret'd)
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
General Genetics Corporation INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
|
||
|
||
To: All Operations Staff
|
||
From: Director, Security
|
||
|
||
Last night Research had an accident in the bio-electronic lab: a
|
||
prototype intelligent television was fed several 1950's 'B' movies and
|
||
got the idea to break out. Unfortunately it contains the new
|
||
controlled mutation genes, and there may be problems with recognizing
|
||
it. Please look out for an object that resembles at various times a
|
||
gelatinous blob, a giant fly in a double-breasted suit, Godzilla or
|
||
the Smog Monster, or an Egyptian mummy.
|
||
Since it also saw both editions of "The Thing", all personnel are
|
||
to report to Medical for a full check-up after clocking-on.
|
||
|
||
-------------------
|
||
|
||
-Peter Scott (PJS%GROUCH@JPL-MIL.JPL.NASA.GOV)
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
Unlikely Partners
|
||
"A very rare form of lycanthropy is mutation into a
|
||
wolf. This should not, however, be confused with the
|
||
legendary lore of werewolves. A wolfling, as commonly called
|
||
by mystics, this lycanthrope is a product of fusion of a
|
||
werewolf and a wolf by a group of mad alchemists and
|
||
wizards. Three quarters wolf blood, this animal is a blood
|
||
thirsty, vicious killer that by bite can repopulate its own
|
||
kind. A sort of venomous substance will, on contact with its
|
||
victim, begin the incredible transformation of man to near
|
||
wolf. This ferocious, large creature has been know to bring
|
||
beasts as large as bears to the ground with sheer strength
|
||
alone. Being an intelligent creature, a wolfling will
|
||
selectively attack and kill only those it can not convert to
|
||
its own species..."
|
||
-Ilyan, alchemist to King Dillas of Gledon, "A Discourse
|
||
on Alchemy, Magic and the Consequences of Their Use",
|
||
pages 181-182.
|
||
|
||
"It has come to my attention that in centuries past more
|
||
myth has been developed around the prospect of a man
|
||
becoming a wolf than of the actual strength of the Fretheod
|
||
Empire. Being a historian, I feel that I do not need to
|
||
exaggerate the facts, as often done by Bards, and as a
|
||
scientist, I feel I can understand the facts that lie in
|
||
this terrible affliction.
|
||
"Let me begin by saying that there is no such creature
|
||
as a werewolf. A transformation of a human (or any other)
|
||
body to creature such as that is simply impossible,
|
||
particularly two times in one night. A wolfling, on the
|
||
other hand is a diseased man that over a long period of time
|
||
becomes a wolf.
|
||
"My personal research and experimentation has shown that
|
||
such a transition is possible, though not for all creatures,
|
||
to experience the mutation specified above. Let me reprint,
|
||
for your information an exerpt from the journal of perhaps
|
||
the first man to come across the condition described:
|
||
|
||
"...I can no longer discern between what is real and
|
||
what is not. My dreams have become primitive in nature and
|
||
bloodthirsty in content. I feel myself slowly going mad.
|
||
"The potion I created weeks ago to cure the madness dogs
|
||
carry works, but it also adjusts the organisms that imbibe
|
||
it to that of a dog. Already the animals that I experimented
|
||
on died of the severe changes to their metabolisms. Their
|
||
fate did not become mine. Though cured of one disease, I
|
||
carry the other. My skin is becoming grey and covered by
|
||
thicker hair. I noticed that my teeth are much sharper and I
|
||
am growing fangs. Yesterday I woke up to blood, carnage and
|
||
a partially gnawed animal in my house. The blood on the
|
||
floor was also on my hands and face.
|
||
"To these ends, I am leaving my home, to live out my
|
||
life in the woods as far from human life as possible. I feel
|
||
that if I do not find a cure soon, I may become the father
|
||
of a new 'human' race..."
|
||
|
||
"This was written by Aran Leigh, an alchemist in the
|
||
city of Kevra.
|
||
"There is no longer evidence of the potion or its
|
||
ingredients that are mentioned, but it is quite clear that
|
||
the disease is in no way supernatural or a wrath of the
|
||
Gods. It is simply an infection that can be transmited from
|
||
one individul to another, such as a cold. While not being
|
||
one hundred per cent certain of the precise methods of
|
||
transfer, I feel I can unerringly say that by the transfer
|
||
of body fluids, such as when bitten, would successfully
|
||
infect others.
|
||
"The disease itself can take anywhere from a few months
|
||
to a full year to come to completion. In its progress, the
|
||
only species known not to die before the process is
|
||
completed, is humans. Perhaps it is because of stubborness
|
||
to live or that the original potion was designed to work on
|
||
humans only, but all other animals for which a record of
|
||
this disease exists, died very quickly. Humans infected most
|
||
often go mad from the striking changes they go through in
|
||
the progrees of the mutation..."
|
||
-Bistra, head chronicler, city of Shakin, "The Realities
|
||
of Myths", pages 33-37.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Rien jumped off his horse near a squeaky old cart labled
|
||
'Salamagundi Stew'. Its owner was busy with a sailor, making a sale
|
||
and took little notice of Rien, who in his turn became fascinated with
|
||
a monkey sitting atop the stew cart. He carefully put out his hand in
|
||
front of the animal, allowing it to examine his riding glove. The
|
||
monkey pulled at his fingers and uttered a loud scream.
|
||
"Looks like Skeebo doesn't like the animal that gave up its hide
|
||
for that glove."
|
||
"Skeebo?" Rien looked up at the preprietor, puzzled.
|
||
"The monkey! I'm Simon Salamagundi. What can I do for you?"
|
||
"Stew?"
|
||
"Ah!" Simon exclaimed. "Regular, sweet and sun-sweet. Which will
|
||
it be?"
|
||
Rien looked at the three kettles, as a sailor approached at the
|
||
side. "A sweet stew, Simon!" the man exclaimed.
|
||
With an adroit move Simon scooped up a bowl and handed it to the
|
||
sailor, not once changing his focus of attention. The sailor paid to
|
||
Skeebo and left.
|
||
"Regular," Rien said. "Seems to be the least traveled of the lot."
|
||
"Least traveled because it's so regular," Simon smiled, picking up
|
||
a bowl.
|
||
Skeebo screamed as Rien was violently pushed aside by a running
|
||
girl. Simon stretched out the bowl of stew as Rien regained his
|
||
balance. "On the house," he said, seeing Rien reaching for his pouch
|
||
with coins. "She's got it," he pointed to the girl moving through the
|
||
crowd. "Just take the stew and forget her."
|
||
"Watch my horse," Rien growled, his crystal eyes fading to grey.
|
||
"I wouldn't if I were you..." Simon called after him, but Rien's
|
||
heart was already set on his action. He chased the girl across the
|
||
docks and into a maze of alleys. She did not seem aware of him, but
|
||
this did not mean his guard could be let down.
|
||
Rien drew his long dagger on the run, following the girl into a
|
||
less than respectible neighborhood. What did Simon mean 'forget about
|
||
her'? The answer was just around the corner.
|
||
Making the turn, Rien spotted three well armed cut throats
|
||
blocking his advance to the girl. She dangled his purse in a teasing,
|
||
you-won't-get-it manner and Rien reached for his sword.
|
||
"This isn't worth it," he thought aloud, realizing his sword is
|
||
was still strapped on his horse. "Damn fool!"
|
||
"Ain't worth it's right," one of the cut throats uttered in a
|
||
drunken voice. "No challange at all!" and threw his sword to Rien.
|
||
"Still ain't no challange!" the second thug roared. His laughter
|
||
ended in a cry of pain as the 'borrowed' sword cut deep into his side.
|
||
The third rogue charged Rien in frenzied anger. His charge was cut
|
||
short by the dagger. Rien took his time letting the wounded man slide
|
||
off the blade. He stared at the one who gave up his sword. "LEAVE" and
|
||
the man charged past him like a bat out of hell.
|
||
"Next time pick friends who are not drunk," Rien turned to the
|
||
girl. "If there is a next time." He slowly advanced towards the girl,
|
||
who now backed herself into a wall.
|
||
A few more steps and...
|
||
A sharp pain spread through his leg and Rien spun around, letting
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out an abrupt cry. The grey in his eyes disolved to his normal shade
|
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of crystal blue. He grasped his calf, coming nose to muzzle with a
|
||
growling dog. He swung his dagger, losing his balance, but avoided
|
||
being bit again by the dog. Rien rolled and stood up, expecting to be
|
||
attacked, but was surprised to see the animal lying on the ground with
|
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a crossbow bolt in its side. Down the alley a town guardsman lowered
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his weapon as three people rushed past him. Two were dressed in town
|
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guard uniforms, but the third was elderly and dressed in lose fitting
|
||
clothing.
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The man knelt over the dog and produced a white sphere that begun
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to glow green after a short chant. "This is the animal," he stood up
|
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and looked at the guards. "Dispose of it. Burn it."
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One of the guards pulled out a sack and started wraping the dog,
|
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while the other two looked over the alley. "What happend here?" a
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guard asked Rien, who was diligently searching the other end of the
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alley for the girl. Both she and his money were gone.
|
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"I was ambushed while taking a shortcut."
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||
The guard nodded. "There's a reward for the capture of those two,
|
||
you know."
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Rien shrugged. "I wasn't aware of that. There were three of them.
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This is the last man's sword."
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||
The guard took the weapon and looked it over. Not finding anything
|
||
distinct in it, he passed it to one of the other guards. "Burn the dog
|
||
and find a physician who'll treat them," he instructed.
|
||
"What's with the dog?" Rien asked.
|
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"It did not hurt you, did it?" the guard asked and called the old
|
||
man over.
|
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"No, no it didn't, but shooting it and burning its body on such a
|
||
suspicion does seem a bit extreme."
|
||
"Burning a creature diseased with lycanthropy is no crime," the
|
||
old man said to Rien as he approached. "A lycanthrope's bite makes
|
||
others into lycanthropes."
|
||
"You mean like those stories about men turning into werewolfs and
|
||
howling at the moon?"
|
||
"That IS a myth. Being a wolfling is not."
|
||
Rien made a mental note to check into this later and accepting the
|
||
small reward, bid them farewell.
|
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He returned to the spot where he last saw the girl and scanned the
|
||
area again. She could have left in any direction, while he was
|
||
struggling with the dog. No chance of finding her now.
|
||
As Rien was preparing to leave, he heard a voice behind him and
|
||
spun about. The grey haired wizard was still standing in the alley.
|
||
"The dog bit you." The old man's words were a statement.
|
||
"Who are you?" Rien asked.
|
||
"Taishent, the mage," the man bowed low.
|
||
"Yes, the dog bit me. What's it to you?"
|
||
"Why so hostile? You will need my council if you are to survive,"
|
||
the wizard said and again produced the white sphere. The glow about it
|
||
was faint green. "You have the disease. You have only a few months."
|
||
"All this wolfling-werewolf talk strikes me as stories for
|
||
children, not a sickness."
|
||
"When magic goes bad, it becomes a curse," the wizard responded.
|
||
"You do believe in magic?" he asked and not waiting for an answer,
|
||
turned to leave.
|
||
"Is there a cure?" Rien stopped the old man, not quite ready to
|
||
believe that he would be howling at the moon a few months down the
|
||
road, but wanting to know more.
|
||
"If there was, I would have given it to that poor animal. I wish
|
||
you luck." He walked out of the alley and disppeared down the street.
|
||
|
||
An hour later Rien found Simon's stew cart and his horse. Skeebo
|
||
was jumping up and down in the saddle, with the realization that a
|
||
hard enough landing would make the horse stir.
|
||
The surprised Simon looked at a smiling Rien.
|
||
"Regular, please," Rien said and handed a coin to Skeebo. The
|
||
monkey jumped off the horse and handed the pay to Simon.
|
||
"Good show," the vendor laughed. "Not many get their money back
|
||
from her."
|
||
"Many aren't persistant," Rien grinned. He may not have gotten HIS
|
||
money back, but was working on it. "What's her deal anyway?"
|
||
"I'm sure you know every town has some problems," Simon began.
|
||
"Dargon just happens to have a monopoly on them. Kera, the girl who
|
||
took your purse, is the legal ward of Lord Liriss, who is rumored to
|
||
be the man behind a lot of the crime in this town. I'd watch out for
|
||
his men. Bad things happen to those who cross him, I hear."
|
||
"Why doesn't the local Duke do anything about the problem?" Rien
|
||
shifted, sipping the spicy stew.
|
||
"What can he do? Lord Dargon is rumored to have enough problems of
|
||
his own. Liriss is but a small problem compared to what is really
|
||
going on in this town."
|
||
"And what is really going on?" inquired Rien.
|
||
Simon looked about uncomfortably. "They say there is an
|
||
assassination plot against Lord Dargon. There've been some deaths in
|
||
nobility recently. Slowly, but surely, the assassins are getting
|
||
closer to him."
|
||
"Sounds like the town guard has its hands very full..." Rien said.
|
||
"It's only a rumor," Simon replied. "What's your interest in
|
||
Dargon anyway? What do you do?"
|
||
Now it was Rien's turn to look about uncomfortably. "Just out to
|
||
have an adventuresome vacation... You wouldn't be able to point me to
|
||
a local alchemist, would you?"
|
||
|
||
Terell was a tall, young man, dressed very commonly, so as not to
|
||
reveal his life's calling. Besides, no one wore the "traditional"
|
||
starscape cap and robe in real life anyway - no reason unless you were
|
||
a showman or a fraud. He looked about absent mindedly as Rien pushed
|
||
open the door to the alchemy shop. "What can I do for you, young man?"
|
||
Rien stopped dead in his tracks. 'Young man'? Right. "I'm looking
|
||
for Terell, the alchemist...this is his shop?"
|
||
"You found 'im!"
|
||
This caused Rien to pause even longer. "You?" he finally asked.
|
||
"Been m'self for up over sixty years."
|
||
Sixty? This man looks well preserved for someone his age, though
|
||
he does act it.
|
||
"So what can I do for you?" the man presisted.
|
||
"I am interested in what you can tell me about lycanthropes," Rien
|
||
said, leaning on the counter across from Terell.
|
||
The alchemist smiled. "Heard o' that crazy dog Taishent captured,
|
||
have you? Well, there isn't much I can tell you about that. Taishent
|
||
is said to o've been casting his cards for the town when he came
|
||
across the dog. No one knows where it came from or how it got 'ere,
|
||
but town guard's always pleased to shoot some'ing."
|
||
"I meant the disease," Rien explained his need, grateful for the
|
||
alchemist's loose mouth. "Do you know anyhing about the curse?"
|
||
Terell paced his lab for a minute. "The disease can be passed in
|
||
many ways. Most common is bite. The infected either die or mutate into
|
||
those beasts - wolflings. Takes different amount of time for different
|
||
people, but it get's 'em all. I never heard of a cure for it, but I
|
||
just know I could find one if I'd have a sample! Ah, they sh'uldn't
|
||
've killed that dog!"
|
||
Rien thought for a moment. If there was the slightest chance of a
|
||
cure, he was in desprate need of finding it, but telling someone of
|
||
the disease was just about as intellignet as running naked through the
|
||
middle of the market place, screaming about having leprosy. Terell
|
||
looked young for his supposed age. Thirty at the most and that means
|
||
that his potions really do work. Sometimes risks have to be taken in
|
||
life...
|
||
"What if I can get you a subject?" Rien asked the alchemist, who
|
||
was now reorganizing the vials on his counter.
|
||
Startled, the man dropped one of the glass vessels. "And just
|
||
where d'you propose to come up with one?" he asked, ignoring the smoky
|
||
vapor raising up toward the ceiling.
|
||
"Let's just say," Rien smiled, "that I can locate one. What would
|
||
be in it for me?"
|
||
I'll pay you!" Terell exclaimed, his old-like tones dissipating.
|
||
"I'll be rich and you'll be famous..." Rien said slowly.
|
||
"Precisely!"
|
||
"No," Rien shook his head. "I don't want money. The deal is you
|
||
cure the subject. Then you can have your fame."
|
||
"All right," Terell agreed. "I'll make a profit either way and
|
||
you'll have a cure for who ever you want to aid. Yes?"
|
||
"Yes," Rien nodded.
|
||
"So where is my subject?"
|
||
Rien could not believe that this old man could act so young. "I am
|
||
he," he answered, almost expecting death.
|
||
Terell made a step back in shock.
|
||
"I won't bite you, honest," Rien promised.
|
||
|
||
Kera snuck up on a fat man leaning over a table with trinkets. The
|
||
items appeared cheap, but since he intended to buy something, he had
|
||
some funds. Besides, anyone that fat had to have money to support his
|
||
belly.
|
||
Kera looked over the man's shoulder at the assortment of glass,
|
||
clay and metal statuettes of people and animals. Her left hand ran
|
||
across the belt pouch on the man's right hip, while her right picked
|
||
up a crystal clear unicorn. Neither the fat man nor the booth owner
|
||
noticed what she did. Kera smiled, pocketing both her prizes and
|
||
allowed a young child to squeeze in before her. Her "profit" for the
|
||
day was already well above average and thinking that Liriss would be
|
||
pleased, she turned and left the market place.
|
||
Kera had been working for Liriss ever since she could remember. He
|
||
picked her up off the streets as an orphan and trained her to steal.
|
||
Liriss provided everything she needed, even luxuries at times. Perhaps
|
||
there was a better life somewhere, but it certainly was not as an
|
||
orphan in the Fifth Quarter. She even had Liriss' thugs for
|
||
protection, when she needed them...like the day before.
|
||
Oh, Liriss was mad to learn what happend! Not only were his guards
|
||
drunk, but they also got trashed by a single man and later arrested by
|
||
the town guard. Still, that last purse she lifted would more than pay
|
||
for new hirelings; especially in the Fifth Quarter. It's the stupid,
|
||
careless people who provide the most profit.
|
||
Kera turned into an alley, winding up face to face with the
|
||
stupid, careless person she just been thinking about. Stupid and over
|
||
confident. He hadn't camped out here all day, did he?
|
||
"Just your luck," Rien smiled, grabbing her arm.
|
||
"You're hurting me!" Kera screamed trying to wriggle free.
|
||
Rien's grip did not lessen. "You're hurting yourself."
|
||
Kera stopped trying to pull free. "Bastard! I'll have you killed
|
||
for this!"
|
||
"I don't think so," Rien smiled again. "You used the same alley
|
||
twice too often. Your body guards will not be able to help you today."
|
||
Stealthily Kera pulled out her stolen unicorn figurine and jabbed
|
||
it into Rien's hand, the one that was holding her, horn first. The
|
||
glass snapped and with a curse Rien withdrew his hand. Kera took off
|
||
down the alley. For the first time in her life, she wished she had not
|
||
neglected carrying weapons on her person. She desperately hoped that
|
||
Rien had lied about Liriss' guards not being able to help her. It
|
||
wouldn't look good to lose two sets of men on consecutive days.
|
||
Right about then she went sprawling to the ground over the out
|
||
stretched arm of one of the downed guards. He lay on a pile of trash,
|
||
with his companion not far away.
|
||
Kera picked herself up, surprised that Rien was already next to
|
||
her. His eyes were a strange shade of grey, producing a hypnotic
|
||
effect, as he thrust her into the wall. 'Weren't they blue?' she
|
||
thought, bending over from pain. The jolt gave her the right state of
|
||
mind to shrug the useless thoughts off. With the last of her breath,
|
||
Kera screamed "Help, rape!"
|
||
She saw a red streak before her and Rien's hand clamped over her
|
||
mouth. She turned her head, spitting blood and smearing it across her
|
||
right cheek. A finger of her assailant passed across her lips and she
|
||
bit into it.
|
||
Rien looked startled. Kera could have slipped away, but the change
|
||
of color in his eyes kept her watching. His hand slipped off her face.
|
||
"I could have killed you..."
|
||
Kera shrunk further into the wall behind her.
|
||
"The dog that bit me..." Rien continued, "you saw it happen. It
|
||
was a lycanthrope. I have the disease and now that you've tasted my
|
||
blood, so do you. I tell you this becase you have the right to know,
|
||
nothing else."
|
||
Kera looked at the broken statuette still in her hand. The horn
|
||
and part of the head were missing. She let the figure fall to the
|
||
ground, where it shattered completely. "I have no reason to believe
|
||
you!" Her defiant eyes challanged Rien.
|
||
"No," he said, "but then I have no reason to lie to you. I only
|
||
want my money back."
|
||
"You're not getting it back, so you might as well kill me...or
|
||
whatever it is you do!"
|
||
"I am not going to hurt you if you cooperate."
|
||
"I don't have your money. Liriss has it."
|
||
"Then I'll just take what you've collected today," Rien said.
|
||
"The hell you will!"
|
||
Rien held up the pouch containing her days work. "I already have."
|
||
"You bastard!" she tried to grab it, but missed.
|
||
Without saying anything, Rien turned to leave.
|
||
"Hey!" Kera screamed.
|
||
"I have a name."
|
||
After a moment of hesitation, Kera caught up to Rien. "May I know
|
||
what it is?" she asked, wiping the blood off her face.
|
||
"Rien Keegan," he answered without hesitation.
|
||
"Mine's Kera."
|
||
Rien did not respond.
|
||
"If I don't bring Liriss what I stole today, he'll have me
|
||
punished," Kera said. "I am not going to entertain his troops again!"
|
||
"Should have thought of that earlier. Just be sure and tell them
|
||
what disease you have so they can decide if they want it."
|
||
"Damn you! Please? It's too late to start over."
|
||
Rien shrugged. "That's your problem."
|
||
Kera clenched Rien's arm. "If I have some disease, you are
|
||
responsible for it!"
|
||
"You'll try every approach until you find one that works, eh?"
|
||
She smiled. "Did this one work?"
|
||
Rien shrugged. "Let me think about it."
|
||
"If I don't have anything to show for my day's work, I'm not going
|
||
back," Kera stated.
|
||
"Then don't," Rien answered. "Why do work like that at all?"
|
||
"It's the only thing I know how to do well," Kera answered. "I
|
||
would have run away long ago if I'd be assured of a better future."
|
||
"How old are you?"
|
||
"Twenty. And you?"
|
||
"Even if Liriss had some wardship over you before, you are old
|
||
enough to leave now," Rien ignorred the counter question.
|
||
"Where would I go?" Kera asked. "The only life I know is what most
|
||
would consider to be the wrong sid of the fence. Besides, he'll have
|
||
me hunted down and killed."
|
||
"How can you live in that environment," Rien wondered aloud.
|
||
"The punishment may be great, but so are the rewards."
|
||
"Oh? The guards get to entertain you if they screw up their job?"
|
||
Kera threw a disapproving glance at Rien. "Sometimes," she finally
|
||
said, casting down her eyes. "There are other rewards too."
|
||
"Like what? Doing the boss?"
|
||
Kera stopped dead in her tracks. "That's damn unfair!"
|
||
Rien stopped to look at her. "But it's true, isn't it?"
|
||
"Yes," Kera said after a moment and burst into tears.
|
||
In spite of himself Rien gave her a hug and held her until she
|
||
calmed down. This was certainly not a good way to earn someone's
|
||
trust, but perhaps there could be a second chance... "I am sorry," he
|
||
finally said. "That was unfair."
|
||
"I'll go with you where ever you're going," Kera said. "I don't
|
||
want to stay here any longer."
|
||
That was a sudden change. "I am planning to remain in Dargon until
|
||
I find a cure for the disease," Rien stated flatly.
|
||
"It's real..." Kera whispered. "You're a warrior, right?"
|
||
"You could say that."
|
||
"If you're willing to take the risk, I'm willing to be your
|
||
apprentice." Kera looked hopeful.
|
||
Rien needed an apprentice about as much as a cow needs a saddle.
|
||
When he was apprenticed in his arts, it was expected that he would do
|
||
housework as much as learn what he was there for. Granted, the master
|
||
may have wanted some payment for the services rendered and skills
|
||
taught, but for some reason that just didn't sit well with Rien. If he
|
||
was going to agree, the deal would have to be changed...a little.
|
||
Of course there was a second problem as well. The risk Kera
|
||
mentioned. Naturally Liriss would not be happy to lose an investment
|
||
that just the day before brought in such a yield. Taking on two or
|
||
three of his drunk guards was no problem, but a dozen sober men could
|
||
be a bit more risky. "I'll bite them," Rien smirked to himself and
|
||
unnoticeably chuckled.
|
||
"Are you sure that's what you want?" Rien finally asked.
|
||
"Yes," Kera answered without hesitation. "I think it was you who
|
||
made the point that my life could be better."
|
||
"Then you have a mentor. Come, it's beginning to get dark."
|
||
"What about my things?" Kera stopped him.
|
||
"Is there anything irreplaceable?" Rien asked, trying not to seem
|
||
impatient, but wanting to leave the alley.
|
||
Kera thought for a moment, then shrugged. "I suppose not. I tried
|
||
not to grow too attached to my things for some reason. What about your
|
||
money?"
|
||
"If Liriss has any intelligence at all," Rien said, "he would have
|
||
hid or invested that some place by now. Don't worry about it. I have
|
||
enough funds to draw on."
|
||
"I'm really sorry about that," Kera continued. "I'll try to make
|
||
that up to you."
|
||
"That will be a lot of pockets to pick," Rien smiled. "Come."
|
||
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|
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