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Yes!!! Back due to popular disgust...
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AAAAA TTTTTTTT IIII IIII
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AA AA P TT E P II II
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AAAAAAA N R C TT S L A II II
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AA AA A Y I TT E I R II II
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AA AA C T TT T C S T IIII IIII
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* The alternative to Anarchistic Tendencies.
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(i.e. if you haven't been offended by theirs.. try mine!)
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you've been logging onto Telegraph Road too
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much."
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Ode to a Hacker.
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I'm a hacker and I'm Ok.
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I phreak all night and sleep all day.
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I break into Overseas Bank-Accounts.
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Money money money in lots of amounts.
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I've got a modem, it does 19k.
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A Credit Card so I dont pay.
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I've got an ego that fills the room.
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I log onto Zen and call myself a hoon.
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I'm an Elite, thats who I am.
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Though I'm still wondering if I'm a man.
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I'm in The Realm and feelin' fine.
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Soon I'll be in jail doing time.
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John Elliot's accounts I've got access to.
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I wish I stayed at school to understand a few.
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My face is acne, my gut is full of flem.
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Pizza is the only food at 3am.
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I've got a girl she's so neat.
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I met her at a Zen meet.
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Last night I called United States.
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Spoke to a guy whose got no mates. (either)
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I'm a hacker and I'm Ok.
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I phreak all night and sleep all day.
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Anon.
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Zen. I would say its a religion, and be heralded by a lot of misunderstood
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monks, so I won't. I hate monks.
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CONNECT
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Welcome To ZEN BBS!
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Now awaiting your logon!
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Notice: BY USING THE INDIAL NUMBER AND HAVING ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM PASSWORD
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YOU IMPLY ACCEPTANCE OF THE PROVISIONS OF THE VICTORIA CRIMES (COMPUTERS) ACT
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1988 AND THE PROVSIONS OF THE FEDERAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS REGULATIONS IN
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RELATION TO THE ILLEGAL POSESSION AND USE OF E.F.T. SYSTEMS; TELEGRAPHIC AND
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TELEPHONY CALL CHARGE CARDS, BOTH DOMESTIC AND OVERSEAS; AND OF THE PRIVITY OF
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INFORMATION BETWEEN CREDIT AND FUNDS TRANSFER SERVICES AND THEIR CLIENTS; AND
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OF THE PRIVITY OF TRANSACTION BETWEEN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND THEIR
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CLIENTS. [in other words... "Some fuckwit got my P.I. shut down cos they
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bragged about a bloody hack they did and I am fucken pissed off
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about the whole deal. - Ed]
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Persons found guilty of offences under these regulations are subject to Severe
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penalties at law.
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[not to mention mummy will be very upset - Ed]
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I further confirm by proceeding further that I am not a Law Enforcement
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officer seeking to use this BBS for the purposes of 3rd Party interception;
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nor for the downloading of any files information or data for the purposes of
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publication in any media. The contents of the BBS either in whole or in part
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may not be downloaded for storage in a data retreival system for whatever
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purpose; except with the prior consent of the System Operator (Sysop) -
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Craig Bowen, Zen BBS and (c) The Melbourne Sysop Co-operative, 1988.
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[Ed - isnt this fun at 300 baud? ]
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If you are in those categories: Please Logoff NOW !!!!
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WOOPS! Some accounts were scrubbed accidentally..Sorry. [bullshit - Ed]
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Enter your FULL Name? NERD #1
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Calling From NERDVILLE
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Enter Your Password: ******* [incidently, password is "nerd #1" - Ed]
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TBBS Welcomes NERD #1.
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Calling From NERDVILLE
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Your last time on was 04-03-89 10:05
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You have read through message 12255
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Current last message is 28595
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You have called this system 92 times before
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You are caller number 27002
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You are authorized 60 mins this call
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Changed your Password recently? Are you who you say you are? Use the Utility
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menu.
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The ONLY number to use for ZEN is 899.6180 - connects to all 4 [and a half]
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lines!!!
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All lines now running on Datacraft Quadcraft modems! These have b
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S
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You have the following waiting:
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Msg#:28287 *MAILBOX*
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04-03-89 11:06:39
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From: SYN ...
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To: NERD #1
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Subj: REPLY TO MSG# 28279 (FANTASIES)
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These message(s) are marked for retrieval
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Read Now(Y/N)? N
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Zen Top Menu.
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Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):o
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Callers currently on system
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Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
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Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
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Line 2: NERD #2; NERDVILLE
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-Press Any Key-
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Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):c
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Conference Joined: Rapping
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/HELP for help, /QUIT to exit
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There are 0 other callers in this conference
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/SEND ,2 hey come chat!
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hmm boring
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hey i wonder if you can send a page to yourself..hmm
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/SEND ,1 Hi!
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(NERD #1) Hi!
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oh wow!!
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(NERD #2) Entering ...
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Hi!
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(NERD #2) Hi!
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how r u?
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(NERD #2) how r u?
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good
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(NERD #2) good
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um er
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wot computer?
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(NERD #2) amiga. wot u got?
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amiga
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how old r u?
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(NERD #2) 14. how old r u?
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15.
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r u male or female?
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(NERD #2) m.
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m
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wot modem u got?
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(NERD #2) netcomm
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hmm
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boring
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(NERD #2) boring...
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Leaving ...
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(NERD #2) dont leave me now!!!
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Entering ...
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Leaving ...
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ha ha ha
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(NERD #2) he he he
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um er ^ (0:SYSOP) Entering ...
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(NERD #2) hello craig, mate
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hi craig (hehehehe) ^ (0:SYSOP) I'm sorry Nerd #2 but I am going to throw you
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off because I want the other line.
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(NERD #2) oh no!
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(NERD #2) Leaving ...
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/WHO
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Callers currently on system
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Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
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Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
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come back
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pleaseee!!!
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ho hum
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boring
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/WHO
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Callers currently on system
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Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
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Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
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/WHO
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Callers currently on system
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Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
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Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
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/WHO
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Callers currently on system
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Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
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Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
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** TIME LIMIT EXCEEDED **
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Logged on at 17:03:39
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Logged off at 17:12:35
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Thank-you for calling ZEN!
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Hopefully we'll be seeing you again!
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Until then, ENJOY YOURSELF [whatever turns you on Craig...-Ed] !
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BYE!
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NO CARRIER
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+-----------------------------------------------------------+
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+-+ +-+
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| the great anaCRYPTIC CROSSWORD!! |
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Across:
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1. Pedophile.
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5. Friday night.
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6. Soft, sweet tasting, and has a nice hole in it.
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9. Pay for your goods....later.
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11. Taxi will never be one.
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12. A real computer.
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14. Taxi is one.
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15. Everyone wants to be up on this one.
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16. Syn's greatest asset.
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17. User who gets the most mail.
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19. Alais God.
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Down:
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2. Ivan's favorite colour.
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3. Taxi's age.
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4. Let me put is this way...
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7. A buddhist religion.
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8. Farm boy.
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9. Syn's password.
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10. Randy.
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13. We love to hate.
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16. Nerd's computer.
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18. Pudgy.
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YOURMOTHERNOTONLYSUCKSCOCKSINHELLANDBRAGGSABOUTITATTHEBRIDGECLUBTHENEXTDAY
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BUTALSOWALKSTHROUGHSHOPPINGCENTRESTRYINGOUTTHEKNOBSONALLTHEELECTRICALAPPLIANCES
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In the next issue...
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Everything you ever wanted to know about setting up a bulletin board
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but couldnt be bothered asking in fear of boredom..
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We shall reveal the real use of serial ports on Amigas..
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How to pick up women on Talk Channel (co-edited by Fifth Dimension).
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and for the women..
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How not to get picked up on Talk Channel.
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Eof ENDIES!
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