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þ PudAlooofic.
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Yhea, yhea I know you are so excited. Yes a whole nother issue of PuD
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that you can use for credit on your favorite local TFiLE express b0ard.
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So don't bother reading this issue as it like every other issue has no
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real worth anywhere in it so just stop now and get to uploading. That's
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right spread pud but don't read it. Why? Because it's not the K-K@wl
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thing to do. And you couldn't have anyone knowing what a pathetic little
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LaMeR you are, could you? Ohhhh by the way if you know any Internet
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sites that wouldn't mind carrying a few issue let me know...and please
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no secret FSP WaReZ or Y sites.
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þ Mail.
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Well I have kinda been busy lately. On FIDONet just watching the
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ranting and ravings of some of the more prestigious freaks you
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will ever have the chance to meet. So how do I, the mighty Baph get
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away with posting one Fido without getting tossed off with my
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superb personality? Skill. I know how to flame and get away with
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it...and so will you shortly...[2]
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1: Always start the flame. If you start the flame you are in control,
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the other person is the one who must reply, and replies are often
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seen more than the flame that started it all. The best thing to do
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is just seek out some innocent person and rag the hell out of them
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...um NuKE members are really good for this.
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2: Don't use profanity. Believe it or not without the use of profanity
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you can still piss some one off beyond normal extents. It is really
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great when you get them using all kind of profanity back towards
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you. Why? Cuz they get tossed while your still around...
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3: Put the other person down constantly. It is easy to find someone's
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weakness. Find it and exploit it. It makes for good reading and
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well a 'purty' hardy laugh on your part also.
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4: After you have the person just pissed at you is the time you go
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for the kill. Don't reply to thier messages. Simply go off and
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whine to other people about how offensive they are. Ooops they
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will more than likely get tossed and all the while the conference
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has reached a new level of lowness...
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Example:
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Look at the Virus and Virus Info fido conferences, since I was able
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to start posting again about 40 days ago I have degraded the conference
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with the help of a really great comedian [Dale Bue?dion] to some really
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pathetic posting. Virus talk makes up like 60% of all posts as opposed
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to the former 90% The secret? Flame everyone. First the people no one
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likes, like the virus writers with big heads, then next everyone else.
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It works and damn it is fun.[3]
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Soooooon how to flame on internet and make people try and kill you!
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þ SUBMiSSiONS from: Sir Psycho Sexy.
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Top 11 reason's that Satan's Mutt tried to get SPS to Join his peon demo
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group.
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11. Too busy playing with himself to do the art
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10. Had his fingers full of Mr. Brownstone's boyhood
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9. Mommy wanted to get more experieced people over the house
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8. Couldn't get Michael Angelo
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7. Mouse was too slippery to operate do to excessive use of KY
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6. Dad wanted to get more experienced people over the house
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5. The Gate Keeper was at home messing with Robo Board so he says
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4. Had noone else to get besides his doodles
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3. No friends
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2. SPS's talents far exceed those of mortal man
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1. Can you say, " No talent." I knew that you could
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> Ya know I always thought it was the "top ten" but I guess this is just
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> some attempt at being different. Or something like that. Ya know I
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> think that [USDA] is by far the best Dem0 group ever.
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A day in the life of Satan's Mutt
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He wakes up to find that his mom has spit on his face. This of course
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means it time to get up. Goes down to the kitchen to see that his dad is at
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the table pissing in his corn flakes. After eating breakfast, he goes to his
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K-C00L classes at UaH. There he is bumbarded with loogies from those that
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notice him. Then he reaches class where the teacher whips out his dick and
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proceeds to masterbate in his face. After the classes he goes back home only
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to find that the locks were changed and his parents called the police saying
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that there is a burglar trying to break in. After getting assaulted by the
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police, he is raped several times by the White Arian Revolt troops. There he
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gets to learn some of the tricks of the trade that he shows off to
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Brownstone and the Gate Keeper. Now he's back at home due to the fact he
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pays rent and is in the basement where he belongs trying to do Demos. Which
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are rip-offs of others work, but hey, who'll ever know?
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> Well er um, gee and people think I can be mean to those whom I love
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> sometimes. Gee some people just seem to make such bad impressions on
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> others...
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þ Superiority.
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Is more than just a state of being is a state of the mind. I am simply
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superior. Plain and simple. I always will be.
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þ NewZ!
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I found my m0m. After all these years...she was amazingly also spending
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quite a bit of time at the csb and through the once mighty Digital
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Saint I came in contact with her. So we had a lot to talk about, like
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why she kept trying to kill me when I was young and why she gave me up.
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The real truth was horrible! But even I will admit it, yes my father is
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well, er, um none other than Bill Gates ]I[!!!1!. I am so ashamed...but
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hey at least now I know why I got around at such an early age, M0m was
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only like 4 when she had me...
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þ Yhea, well...
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Yhea well I hate you to. No, no, no it's true. I do.
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þ Egos...
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Boy isn't inflating your own ego great? Well it is. More people should
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do it. Having such a faith and love for yourself is a great feeling,
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there is nothing close. It lasts. It's so damn fullfilling and best of
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all you don't have to buy it dinner and act like you like talking to
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it.
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þ Stevarooooono!
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Ya know someone probably thought that in this PUD I would spend a lot
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of time dissing this little thing he wrote about one of our mild little
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disagrements...but to disapoint him I am not. But I would like to bring
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up one simple fact, Steve. I asked you if you had nothing better to do
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in life than bother me. You said you did. Then how come less than 2
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hours after our little tiffle you had completed and saved that file for
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the last time? 30 minutes to get home, a while to eat, my, my, my your
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typomatic rate must have been pushed that night, So I believe the correct
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answer was, "No baph I have nothing more to do in life than bother you."
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LiV -n- LuRn.[4]
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þ Damn I am great.
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And to put it simply, you aren't. You don't even get close to sucking,
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your morbid shit on the side of my ragged out tennis shoes. Your vile
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contemptfull piss that sat in the rain in a jar and got diluted to the
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strength of mild water. Your nothing. And you never will be. Face it.
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Do me and the rest of the world a favor and end your pathetic morbid
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charade that you call life. Really. It would be nice for the rest of
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us...
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[Open letter to the local computer users group, DAPCUG]
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[As a matter of fact open letter to almost every one out there.]
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þ An official [PuD] Test.
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All you have to do is figure out who would most be likely to be a
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distinguished member of Pud.
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Case-1³
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ "I would like to stop world hunger."
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Case-2³
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ "I would like to stop racial violence."
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Case-3³
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ "I would like to find a cure for aids."
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Case-4³
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ "A cool place for us kids to cruise, if we could drive that is."
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So which one did you guess? Nope it's not number 1. No wrong again
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it not finding a cure for aids. NO! What are you stupid, it sure as
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hell isn't stopping racial violence, because what would the news have
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to talk about. That's right! It finding a swell place to cruise.
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þ Places to call.
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I removed some places that I feel you should call to get PUDs. Why?
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Becuase I just felt like it. I don't know...um...gee...well...god
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these things are so fucking stupid...
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[6]
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Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: Digital Saint.
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Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: Changing Alias Boy.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[6]
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þ COURiERS.
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If your so pathetic that they will not let you in a wArEz Group but
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you have rich parents and a really fast high speed modem you can be
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one of our few proud couriers. Note we don't like people who commit
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any form of toll fraud as the phone company is our friend. If you
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are interested in being a fine pud courier then KILL YOURSELF. Damn
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a PuD courier that has to be the lowest sack of shit on this morbid
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little shitty planet.
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þ Special SH0TS go to:
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No one: Why? Because none of you are good enough to be mentioned. Ok
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well I will mention one person whom I deem worthy of giving
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a little thanks to. MaNdE. Why? Because she is the love of my
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life. She is divine and to put it in even better terms my LuV
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for her is so unconditional I don't even care if she is just
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a little 'portly'[7].
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þ Qoute Sources.
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[1]: So sorry. I just couldn't help it. Sn0op D0GgIe D0g iS JusT sO DaMm
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k@wL! Again sorry.
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[2]: Actually you will not. Why? Because nothing of any substance every
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makes it into a pud. It's like a tradition to have so much pathetic
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drivel in each issue, and I for one am not ready to be labeled with
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the burden of the one who broke that. Damn it can I ramble on or
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what? It's like this great skill I have.
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[3]: Something I left out. Volume. Use lots and lots of offensive type
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messages. Volume is the key to anything.
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[4]: Pir8ted from an EaRlY-AsH IssUe of PuD.
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[5]: There is no "5" you damn gimp.
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[6]: The Bestest sysop you will ever meet! Or so says Squinky who talks
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to his very good friend, Zer0 quite frequently.
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[7]: Another one of those fun filled CSB[8] qoutes...
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[8]: Computer Science Building. AS in the one at UAH where sometimes
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when just the fun people are left it can actually be entertaining.
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[9]: Me! Talking to my one true LuV MaNdE and no matter what Hymie or
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Squinky say she is mine. I wanted her on the desk first guys so
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lay off her before I, er, um tell everyone how you are really
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nothing but alt.sex.masturbation posters...
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þ Mail addresses and such.
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Send mail to:
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Squinky 247@2506 [Um maybe he's in jail, maybe
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not, but who really cares?]
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NO COURiER 36@2506 [Dead.]
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Hymie 86@2506 [Dead.]
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Crowe 240@2506 [Dead.]
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 or [crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu]
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I am the only one worth contacting, the
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rest of these guys are a bunch of sissy
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little punk-ass gimps.
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Sir Psycho Sexy 51@2506 [Er um he knows crowe, I er um
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think but ya know he isn't nearly as k@wl
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as I am.]
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FReD tHe CoNvIkT Off in jail again serving time for being
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just a little to supportive with kids
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when it came to exploring thier sexual
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freedoms.
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Mooga the Whale On the voyage to damnation...
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The Brave Little Toaster STILL MISSING!!@#!@#!11!!!
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Roast On <CHANNEL 1>, cuz he's elitE, du0d!
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Biscuit Wondering how much stamina the average
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rabbit actually has.
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM Learning to c0De Dem0's In BaTcH LaNGaugE.
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G-Bunny Getting extremely tired of biscuits in the
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morning.
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Released on the date: Tue 07-20-1993
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³ Closing Qoute: ³
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³ "So MaNdE how was that lemon yougert?" ³
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³ - Baphomet [9] ³
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