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Splat. Splat. Splat. Splat. Splat. Splat. Splat. Damn what a cool word.
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Splat is just so damn great I thought I would say it just a few times.
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No really I figured if I thought it was great you sure as hell would be
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be forced to also. Why? Because like I have been informing you all along
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I am the one higher power you should all worship. And how do we worship
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the mighty Baph? By sending monetary donations. Money. Gods like money.
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It's makes us happy and it will sure as hell get you the afterlife of
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your choice. So send some in today. Reserve your place in your own view
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of heaven for only 19.95.[2]
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þ Squinkinator. PUD stuff by Squinky.
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/ \ Non Hard Penis
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/ \ M.A.N.D.Y. Model of Sex Droid
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\(.) (.)/
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| | PEnis, After Viewing M.A.N.D.Y.
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\/_ ____________
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/ ______ / M.A.N.D.Y
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/ / \_________ / /\ doing
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_ | | \ / \ job
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/ \ _ | ___ / / -------------- \
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\ _ / | (/) | / \ /
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| Old Sex Droids Home |
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| Plus |
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| Home of the Beatrice Arthor Breasts | M.A.N.D.Y.
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|___________________________________________| going in the back door
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| _____ ______ | after 300 years of
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| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| | service. It seems
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| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| | her breasts just decided
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| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| | gravity was the superior
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| | PH0RCE!
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This ASCII-Mation is not in any way copyrighted. However, the method to do it
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is. Also, ASCII-Mation is copyrighted, by the U.S. Government. Please do not
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misuse this vALUabel tool, which could be used to produce some Erik - Mandy
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flicks, if I ever get around to it.
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Special Hello to Erik BLoodaxe, because the Gutzalpus press is publishing
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away.
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þ INC:=PuD?
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I would like to take this time to announce the greatest of happenings in
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the whole modem world. After many weeks of pure begging and ass-kissing
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we[c00l du0dz at pUd] have decided to let INC in our group. At first we
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were extremely wary of allowing such a pathetic group of people anywhere
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near our fine wholesome publication but after all that ass kissing I for
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one felt it was only right. Sure they're a bunch of cry-baby sissy punk
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old-ass game releasing freaky warez du0dz but in that respect they excel.
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And Hymie thinks that some of the members give the best blow-jobs in the
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whole world. So with thier way-cool attitudes and wonderous skills in
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life we felt they would fit right in. So we decided to let all of them
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in the group, even though crowe thinks that most of them couldn't tie
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thier shoes if it wasn't for mommy and I whole-heartedly agree.
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þ The <STAMP>.
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I wish to form a formal apology to Squinky. I am so ashamed...how do I
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say this. Squinky I am sorry that you have been branded as a PUD member.
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I know your life must be trash now. I wish there was something I could
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do to make up for this horrid turn in your life, but alas I too have
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been branded as a Pud member and well the horror of it is at times even
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too much for me to handle. So be strong and proud and never let them
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get you down. [For those who don't know, which is all of you, Squinky's
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usernote on a k-C0ol BBS was "Pud Member". I say I am sorry again to him
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for this horrible stamp on his life.]
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þ Ooops!
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You know I just now found this, a little out of date and such but I had
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meant to include it in a pud so here it is anywayz du0dz. For those who
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cry you've seen this before I got his message in early may...
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Fenris Wolf
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Re: Hello.
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this is a simple warning about MickeySoft's antivirus product
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which is included in DOS 6.0 . If you are using it, you might was
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well be wearing a bull's eye and screaming "I'm a sucker.. come and screw
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me over". That's right, MickeySoft is the root of all evils.. From
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them came WINDOWS.. I shiver in sheer panic.. and then.. OS/2.. I'm still
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rolling on the floor laughing. And now, they can't write their own
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antivirus program. Oh well. At least it was funny in the 1/2 hour it
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took to find this little tasty slice.
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Anyway, enough of my blathering.
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call INTERRUPT 13h, with AX=FA02, BX=0000, DX=5945 (all hex)
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FA is the function code.
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02 tells it to return and change the warning options (ie, what to
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allow/not allow)
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BL is the new options. a 1 is set, a 0 is off. SO, 0 means
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all of them are OFF.
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DX is a constant to make sure you are a legitamite caller. YEAH. RIGHT!
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It MUST be 5945h.
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It will return the old set of options in CL, so if you want to be really
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slick, you can set them back after you've had your fun.
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To test this out, use DEBUG. It is a strange thing to look at your options
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and see them different then they were just a minute ago.
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Whatever use you put this to, give me some credit, somewhere.. somehow.
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And I would appreciate if this got distributed... let everyone know the
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follies of MickeySoft.
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-- Fenris Wolf
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I must give credit to Ford Prefect, who told me where to look.. I explored
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beyond what he told me though, and found the beauties of it.
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Now we all know how I LOVE THE SHIT out of moneysoft. SO any time you
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have any thing you would like to see posted about them, send it to me.
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I will include it. Bill gates ]I[ is the anti-christ. Always has been,
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always will be.[3]
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þ Why I am not elite.
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It has recently come to my attention that I am not elite. After a call
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to squinky in which I learned the values of lying on the corner in
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public and using a payphone I found out how k-c0ol I wasn't. Umm well
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screw it I was going to list a whole bunch of things that make me not
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k-c0ol eLitE but I believe they are all more than obvious anyways.[4]
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þ Desperate Times.
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Short Story by: G-Bunny.
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Sun. Brightness. The warmth. It was going to be another great day I
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thought as the sun shone on my back warming me throughout. The air was
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fresh the food tasty. And oh how that sun shone. Around me the world
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was at peace. Living in harmony. Perfection in nature. I hopped slowly
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to and fro looking for something fun to do. Alas it all seemed so
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boring on such a fine day. What was a g-bunny to do? Ahh the warmth of
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the sun. Slowly preening a bug off of my leg I hopped off towards a
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large pool of water. Ahh how relaxing it must feel to be in that cool
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crystal water. The sun's heat penetrated my entire body. Life. Sweet.
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Wonderfull. Divine. I reached the water and slowly bowed my head. Peck.
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After Peck I drank water to my heart's content. Ahh how sweet it tasted.
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The gentle sun, the wonderfull life ahh...suddenly the pain came again.
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As it had every day. Stabbing. Running through my body. Liquid death.
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Flowing in every inch of my body. Draining my life. Killing me soul. It
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came and it came fast. I became weak, to weak to stand. I fell. The
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sleep overcame me how could I resist it was so divine to sleep.
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"Test Subject 3c," the man in the white overcoat began, "seems to be
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reacting to the drug nicely." He finished writing in data as he watched
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the rabbit in it's small cage. Sometimes he wondered if what he did was
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right, hell rabbit's don't think he said and at that decided to go home
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and sleep.
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þ [MaF]
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ÚÄÄÁÁ ÀÄ¿ÚÙ ³ ³ ÀÄ¿
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³ ÀÅÄ¿ ÃÁ¿ ³ ³ ³
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³ ³ Àij ³ÄÅÙÚÂÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ÀÄ¿ ÀÄ´ÄÅÄÙ³ ÀÄ¿ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ÀÅÅÅÄÙ ÚÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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ÀÙ [Southern Harmony]
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þ Support Sites.
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Loser places that have at least once issue of pud, for better or for
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worse. Note Project-X has 0dAy PuD WaREz and Caustic Contagion [12 years
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or younger] has like 7dAy PuD WaRrrEz. Du0udeeez lIfE Is GrEat If YouR
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in INC.[5]
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Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: Acoustic Saint.[6]
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Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: Uncle Henry.
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Cybernetic Violence 2400-14.4k (514)426-9194 Sysop: Some guy in SPaM.
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Obloid Sphere 300-14.4k (758)965-3098 Sysop: ÃÔLüòþô
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JoE's BaR n GrIll 2400-14.4k (914)658-3748 Sysop: Bob.
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þ Qoute Sources.
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[1]: Yes. _Heart of the Sunrise_.
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[2]: And if you act now get your free John the baptist wet spot cleaner
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of souls for only 2 dollars! That's right! No more slimly little
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wet spots to worry about again!
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[3]: Duedz Moneysoft is k-c0ol! Who else can spend years on an operating
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system[windoze nt] and have it come out sorrier than the present
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day version.
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[4]: Qoutes are well.
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[5]: ...or PUD for that matter...
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[6]: When and if you call in ask him about how rewarding common household
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appiances and furniture can be sexually. He knows.
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[7]: Pure Energy after NO COURiER'S funeral when he wanted me 'to go
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back over to his place'. I felt so sorry that I had to refuse him.
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One day I hope I am able to take the place in his heart that other
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such illustrious members of [NuKE] have. But I doubt he can really
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satisfy me sexually.
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þ Mail addresses and such.
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Send mail to:
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Squinky 247@2506 [He also has this REALLY shitty
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UUCP feed that doesn't work.]
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Hymie 86@2506 or [mpruitt@uahcs2.cs.du.edu]
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Crowe 240@2506 [He burns animals, for fun.]
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NO COURiER 36@2506 [He's still more dead you know.]
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 or [crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu]
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FReD tHe ManAgEr Off at his new job as head of this really
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swell day-care center, he enjoys the job
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immensely.
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Mooga the Whale Forming her own hip-MTV band.
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The Brave Little Toaster Missing! Last seen robbing a 7-11 for some
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clear pepsi and some beef jerky.
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Roast Traversing the state at which he now seems
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to exist to mere mortals.
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Biscuit Finding out why most rabbit's names are
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something like 'thumper'.
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G-Bunny Working up a sweat.
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Released on the date: Sat 06-19-1993
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³ Closing Qoute: ³
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³ "So I was thinking, baph if you aren't doiny any thing..." ³
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³ - Pure Energy[8] ³
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