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³ ÚÙ À¿ À¿ 3
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ASCii byÚÙ ÚÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄ¿ ³ ßß ßß ßß ßß ßß
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[MaF] ³ ³þ³ ³þ ³ \ ßß ßßßßß ßßßßßß
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À¿ ÀÄÙ ÀÄÄÄÙ \
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ÀÂ/ \ PuD Volume 3, Issue 02
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ÚÄÙ Ú´ \ [PUD_3_2.TXT]
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ÚÙ Ú´ \
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ÚÙ ÚÙ³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ <Even Numbered Issues by NC>
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ÚÙ ÚÄÂÂÄÙ ³ \ ÚÄ¿ ³ WWiV 2506@36 - NC
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ÚÙ ÚÄÄÙ ÀÙ ÚÄÙ \ ³ ÀÄÄ WWiV 2506@14 - Baphomet
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³ÛÛ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ \ ÚÄ¿ ³
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ÀÄÄÄÙ ³ Ú¿ ÚÄÙ ³ ³ Bless THIS:
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³ ³³ ÚÙ ³ ³ .ùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùù.
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ ³À¿ ÚÙ ³ ³ : "Well, I guess I'll just :
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³ Yep; that's a llama. ³ ÚÄÙ ³ ÀÄÄÄÙ ÚÄÙ ³ : save a few bucks and buy :
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ÀÄÄÄÄÙ ÀÄÄÄÙ : my dialer at Web's." :
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: - K0LBeRT KiD:
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ù.............................ù
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=> Featured in this issue of PuD v3
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- Direct dialing to Helsinki
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- What's been going on lately
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- Software Review: QUOTE.EXE
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- The PuDbench
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- The DTR... What about that thing?
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- WildCat Flaming
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- Other Stuff
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þ Viewer Mail... viewer mail... viewer mail....... VIEWER MAIL!
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There isn't any.
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þ What's going on in North Alabama?
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Well, I personally have not been working as dilligently on PuD as I should be.
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I don't really think Baphomet has been, either. However, other things happen
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which all should know of because "Ignorance is not innocence, but sin."
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Anyway, apart from one Maximus sysop's fit of dumbass which will be mentioned
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later, there have been neat new things brewing up in N. Al. No, really. Every
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now and then something interesting happens here.
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- A Cross Project?!?!
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Yhea, it sounds interesting. I, as well as Baphomet <I assume> have been
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invited to participate in a local-based newsletter which is dedicated to
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objective reviewing and concluding of local BBS's. Novel idea? No, but somehow
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this has caught my interest, and I have a lot of neat ideas. Believe it or not,
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I can write objectively quite well; I just choose not to when I don't want to.
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Get it?
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- Folders, Fingers, and VBBS Dead Ringers
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Digital Saint has been doing some strange things with his bulleting board. If
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he keeps on modifying his BBS like this, he will eventually revert, crack, and
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show us just how sad he is by modding his WWiV to be exactly like VBBS.
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- Devo
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Baphomet bought a Devo greatest hits CD at a pawn shop for five bucks.
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- Basketball Hoops
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Earlier this week, there was a small riot which has been attributed to by
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police the occurance of a basketball hoop being torn down. The hoop was located
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at Custom Audio, and was built to keep all of the "I-don't-feel-like-solderin'-
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cuz-my-back-hurts" vermin busy.
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It has been said that the hoop was indeed very dangerous, as were the matches
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performed at the shop. A record 1203 serious lacerations had been recorded
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in the last week since the hoop was constructed.
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- Continuity
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I seem to be having a problem writing easy-to-interpret sentences right now.
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You may have to read them a few times before they make sense.
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- WAAY too boring.
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I can't believe we watched ALL of "The Return of Dr. Phibes!"
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- Street Fighter II
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Ohhhh....... nevermind.
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- NC
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*********************** W0NDeRPuD SupraNooZFLaSH! *************************
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*******************************************************************************
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K0LBeRT KiD's mom is expecting Number 2506-325-44.3a,2 next January.
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>>>>>> You heard it here FIRST! <I knew before anybody else... hmm...>
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*********************** W0NDeRPuD SupraNooZFLaSH! *************************
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þ Ignorance is bliss
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Think of, if you will, just how happy you would be if you didn't know any
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better.
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Don't you feel upset now?
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þ Direct Dialing to Helsinki
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NC: Yes... is this Waco? Have I connected to Waco? Hellllooo?
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Lady: No... this is Coppersfield. Who is this?
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NC: This is Mike. I'm calling from Alabama. I'm trying to reach the Cult
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Davidian Sect Compound at Mt. Caramel... would you happen to know the
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number? I was just calling anywhere in Waco's area code, trying to
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find somebody who might know.
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Lady: <Laughter> Uh... no I don't know the number.
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NC: Well, do you know the prefixes of any phone numbers in Waco? This is really
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urgent; I need to speak with Jesus if he is there.
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Lady: Well, Jesus isn't here, and I don't know any Waco numbers.
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NC: About how far from where you live is Waco?
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Lady: A couple hundred miles.
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NC: Damn, it's a small world, mom.
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Lady: Huh?
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NC: Well, thanks for your time - I'm sorry I disturbed you. I'll just try some
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other number in that area code.
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Lady: Ok.... It was nice talking to you. <Laughter>
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NC: Bye...
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<Click>
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þ QUOTE.EXE
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If Baphomet mentions that damned program again, I will get upset.
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þ The PuDbench
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The PuDbench looks pretty K_RaDiC00L so far, but you never can tell. It is
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obvious that this program is well on its way to fracturing the entire image of
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benchmarks as we know it. It will make everything else obselete.
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þ The DT... What?
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Damn, it has been too long. We need to hurry up and throw that thing up on a
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BBS somewhere. It should be out ...soon. <?>
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þ Wildcat Flaming
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Recently, I was fortunate enough to get involved in an argument of personal
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matters with a local Maximus sysop on a Wildcat board. I just figured I would
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mention this, because the outcome is sort of amusing.
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All of this took place on the ByteSwap, which is the board where all of
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Decatur just sort of sits around and waits for somebody else to upload. When
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there's nowhere else to call, you call ByteSwap. When there's somewhere else to
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call, you call there first and then call ByteSwap.
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Anyway, there was this one BBS I used to call sort of often, because there was
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nothing much better to do. Suddenly one day, my life took a drastic turn and I
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up and stopped calling all together <I woke up>. It seems as though the sysop
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must of been upset by this, because he had pretty much lost contact with
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whatever it was he was trying to accomplish. Apart from this, I can conclude
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also that he was put up to some flaming by his VBBS friends, because flaming
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over my stopping of calling his board would be just TOO sad.
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It all started in the flaming sub, where I had months before left with the
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false idea that it would come back to what it used to be. He pitched his fits
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there for a little while, but he soon saw how I wasn't really participating. I
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tried to end the flame immediately, explaining my decision to leave, on a real-
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name basis. I guess that hurt his petty feelings.
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Soon enough, I was confronted in the general sub, and carried on the flame
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throughout a couple of messages. Soon I had had enough, and I carried the
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argument back in to the flaming sub and shut him the hell up on a real-name
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basis yet again.
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The ending results were sort of like this:
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- The flamer was pushed out of the general conference with his idiocy
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- The flamer was reprimanded by the Co-Sysop
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- The flamer was embarrassed in both subs
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- The flamer scurried away with his tail between his legs
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Don't let this happen to you. Take these helpful hints in to consideration
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when you intend to flame.
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1> Know your opponent well
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Never, EVER flame somebody who has proven themselves as one of the more
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aggressive "slammers" on that BBS.
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2> Never flame without respect or status
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Don't call up some board that you are not very familiar with and start a
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flame with one of the higher-calibur users. You will only get attacked
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from all sides. Also, you will not be taken as seriously.
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3> Do not carry a flame on the general subs
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On too many BBS's today, there are specified places for flaming. Do your
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dirtywork there. If the board doesn't have a flame sub, go somewhere else.
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4> Don't count on your prey to be as timid as they seem
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The flamer in this particular case had never seen some of the older stuff.
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He was not familiar with what I had done in the past. Just because the user
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seems to lay low when you arrive doesn't mean he can't make you the fool.
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5> Don't go for the jugular immediately
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Everybody has a weak point; something you can bring up that will really ruin
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their day. However, this should not be the FIRST thing you address. The
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jugular<s> should always be saved for last, in case of a tailspin.
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6> Don't think that you are doing anybody a favor
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Most all flames are begun by some idiot who pictures himself as a knight in
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shining armor, arriving to save all of the other users from this one terrible
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person. Never take this attitude, for it often proves to be quite the
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opposite. Don't expect any respect for you to arrive on a BBS before you do.
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7> Never crack on typographical errors
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Cracking on typographical errors show just how lacking you are in the "facts"
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department of your premeditated flame. It is quite easy for everybody to
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tell the difference between typos and ignorance, so don't dwell on error.
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Hopefully, these tips will keep me from making any of you fools look even
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worse in the furture as easily. Use them with care.
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- NC
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<Will admit verbally
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abusive talents
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before admitting
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any CyberJokes>
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- - - - -
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Write us:
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We here at PuD like mail. We think it is really nifty. Send us some, and
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tell us what you think <or don't think>.
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Baphomet the Limbo King 2506@14 WWiVNet
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NO COURiER 2506@36 WWiVNet
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THe BRaVe LiTTLe ToaSTeR Chit'linWaReZ Dpt, Piggly Wiggly
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fReD tHe HiTmAn Any WWiV board modded to look like VX
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fLUFFy K00Ky K_RaD KeNNulz, Inc.
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Mooga the whale Yes Story
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Roast the llama 1-800-LLAMA-4U
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`DAMN, those are some swass socks, Jeff!!'
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<*** End PuD v3.02 ***>
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