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ºpudpudpudpudpudpudpudpudº³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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ºpudp²dp²dp²dp²dpÛdp²dpudº³ PUD Number 19, Volume 02, Chapter 345, Epic 01 ³
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ºpudp±±²²dp±dp²dp²dp±dpudº³ Release on the Date: Whatever month this is 11 ³
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ºpudp°dpudp±dp±dp²dp°dpudº³ Lines contained in the issue: 2314 ³
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ºpudp°dpudp°°°±dp±±°udpudº³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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ºpudpudpudpudpudpudpudpudº³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"Oh that's clever..."
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Dig discussing his love for someone.
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þ Mail?
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Yes actual real mail that almost mentions PUD somewhere off in it...
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Name: Plaid Ninja #4 @2506
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Date: Thu Apr 08 03:33:11 1993
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RE: Your sad.
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during times past i and that wodnerfully articulate(NOT!)Baphomet had
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engaged in a steady bid war for the privelage of owning one slighlty
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house broken little non talking sister type thing. recently however i
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had a pair of experiences which convinced me to abandon this quest. the
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first of these was THE PHONE CALL. plaid"hey, is digital there?" talking
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girl"no he isn't"plaid"could you possibly have him call me when he gets
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in?"talking girl"WELL HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND, I'VE ONLY HAD 5000
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PHONE CALLS ALREADY, LET ME WRITE THIS DOWN LEST I FORGET IT!!!!!!!" ah,
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so pleasant. then, there is the door. plaid"is digital here?" talking
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girl"no, should he be?"plaid"do you know wht he is driving, i was supposed
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to meet him."talking girl"I THINK HE'S WALKING, IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH
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THAT!!!!!!" this has prompted two things, a - i am thinking of changing
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my handle to the beffuddled ninja and b- i now revise my bid to a total
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of 37 cents. and i am probably getting ripped off....
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the plaid one
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Well damn it this made me drop me offer to 5 bucks. But hey she can
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almost stick her feet behind her head that has got to be worth almost
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something I think.
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Name: John McAffee #7 @2312
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Date: Fri Apr 09 11:12:11 1993
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RE: Die you damn av fag.
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Dear mister King, we here at the best virus scanning group in the
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world are beginning to take great offense at your constant ridicule of
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our programs. And much of the personal talk about me and Patti is purely
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speculation on your part at best, and it is close to being slander. If
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the late-night phone calls from "unknown" parties do not stop soon, I
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shall be informing the police of your many threats against me. Further
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my wife, Mary, has told you she no longer loves you. So please leave her
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alone. The pictures of yourself are getting quite sadisitic. And if you
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ever make another pass at my daughter I will... Ahh you almost had me
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mister King but I will not stoop to your level. Calmer heads will almost
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always prevail...
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DAMN! Well there is always tommorrow.
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þ Dream Weaver.
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Do you ever dream? Well? Do you know how to make a valid analysis of
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your dreams? Well here is a few tips:
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o You dream of falling.
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You wish you were me. Your goal in life is to be as k_rAd c00l as
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I am. And although you may try you will never reach my plain.
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o You dream of Dying.
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You wish to sacrifice yourself to me. Buy hey who doesn't it is a
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very natural reaction among most people. So just keep trying.
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o You dream of sex with cows.
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You want to meet NO COURiER's sister.
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o You dream of slow pathetic BBS's.
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Your father first name is Roland.
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o You dream of h0t NeW wArEz.
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Jesus, are you pathetic you vile scum.
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o Anything else.
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Is false. If you aren't dreaming of me, then it doesn't really count
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now does it? No I don't have an ego, I am just the god of everything,
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hey, it's nothing special.
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þ Torture Anyone?
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Put her in the comfy chair!
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þ VMB?
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If you really want to call me. Dial (205)351-0829 ask for Chris.
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Really.
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Seriously.
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It's not a VMB.
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Buy hey I'm cheap.
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I think.
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þ Poemz.
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Ode to MoOgA part 2: The brandishire project.
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And then from across the sea she came.
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A whale so large everyone feared her bane,
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but harsh she was not for she was the queen.
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And all longed to be part of her dream.
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Oh mooga, mooga how benign you are.
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You look like you got cancer.
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You silly bitch.
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Your a damn superstar.
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But then somewhere in the north,
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a man amd his ape had suddenly put forth
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A project so harsh, so mean that all feared
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what this man could do with merely a beard.
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Oh mooga, mooga how sublime you are.
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You smell like tuna surprise.
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You fat-ass whale.
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Your a damn superstar.
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And this man's beard grew as did his shoe
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but why his shoe? Who knew?
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Oh mooga, mooga how rodime you are.
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You taste like your rotten.
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You skanky-fish.
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Your a damn superstar.
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þ PUD Prank Calls Revisisted.
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By: FrEd tHe HiTmAn
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[Please Deposit 2.30]
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[Press, Press, etc...]
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[Thank you for using AT&T]
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"Ja?"
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"Como USTA USTED FrEd?"
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"Ja? Zer is no Fered hear."
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"Tu madre es un FrED?"
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"Noz, no fRed Hear."
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"eSO CE Kue S fRed?!?!"
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"No zwhere are you callin froom?"
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"Como, Pupitre, Lima Puru."
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"Zu muhst have diaaled ze wroong Nuumber."
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"FrED?!"
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Silence.
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"Fred?!?!!?"
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Silence.
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"COMMO FRED!?!?!!?!"
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[Click]
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þ Death before...
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Quick little opinion. Death before anything?!?!? Yhea fucking right.
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Life is the most valuable thing in the universe to me. Why on earth
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would I let a shallow concpet such as honer, trust, love, etc...
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come before my very existance? Well? For one of no faith such as me,
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Anything before Death is just really stupid. Put yourself first for
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once, screw humanity. Screw Everyone else. Be selfish.
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þ Grape Jam.
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"...mack daddy BOOM I eat my grape jam with a fuckin' spooon..."
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þ 6.4?
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For thos interested in Red Boxing but can't get the crappy-ass crystals
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they say you need, here is a little tip, according to fReD the nice
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little 6.4mhz will work. And in all actuallity it is more acurate on
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the timing than the 6.5536. Why? The 6.5536 makes a 34.5ms tone and the
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same for pauses where as the 6.4mhz crystal give you a nice robust 35.1
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ms timing. Hey you can't always get what you want...
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þ Laugh.
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...I am SOOO DESPERATE for a woman, back where I used to live...
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ahehehaehehaehaeeah, snort, pant, yhea sure.
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þ Save the Earth!!!
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According to Weekly World News, a very respected paper, on the 27 of
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this month 1.8 billion chinese plan on jumping up and down and knocking
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the world out of orbit! Those damn suicidal maniacs! But is loyal
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americans can stop them. Yes get you are and all of your friends at 6:35
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eastern can jump up and down and stop this damn chinese plot to destroy
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the earth and all it's beloved creatures.
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þ Recycle or Die.
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Fuck off.
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þ Ok I know it's obvious but...
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What is brown and sounds like a bell?
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Dung.
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Damn, Monty Python was all kind of swass.
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þ Why virus writers belong in hell.
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Someone please explain this to me?! I read it constantly on every damn
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net there is. But it is something I do not understand. So could someone
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please explain this concept of rotting in hell=really good programmer?
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Just wondering. Oh BTW according to real knowledgable folks RSA has
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been cracker, virus writers are breaking the law and murder is still a
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crime. Yhea! Thank fucking god for Netmail.
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þ For sale.
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One sorry ass ESDI drive for like 250bucks it is like 300+meg, send
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mail to NO COURiER asking about it. Querstions he really enjoys are
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is it External? Does it work off of my IDE controller? Will you take
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a kitten in exchange...
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þ Hackin' a LaMeR's account.
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Hey sometime in your life you really want to give that special someone
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a special something, so why not hack his/her account?! It seems like a
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good idea to me. So here is what you do. The Basics. First off all you
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would be suprised how many people, especiall on alias boards use thier
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real first or middle name as a password. Also thier street name, where
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the work, spouse's name, pet's kid's etc... In other words get just a
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ittle knowledge on the person and let us just say about 70% of the
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time you will be able to get thier password. Also words such as "hello"
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"smile" and emetions tend to be really popular.
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þ Closing.
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Damn this is a really long Pud for me. I stop now.
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þ Send Mail to:
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Biscuit & Gravy KFC
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@1506 WWIVNET
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM 64.5% Off Store.
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET.
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Mooga the Whale Tis a place men can only dream of.
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The BLT HaRd-WaReZ Department, Dollar General.
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fReD tHe HiTmAn Roland's Basement.
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ÜÛßßßßßßßßßßß Ending Qoute ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜ
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ÞÝ "The average life span of the southern mutilated cow is less than Û
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Û 5 minutes..." - PuD Guide to Southern Living. ÞÝ
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ÞÝ ÜÜß
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