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ºpudpudpudpudpudpudpudpudº³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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ºpudp²dp²dp²dp²dpÛdp²dpudº³ PUD Number 17, Volume 02, Chapter 66, Epic 01 ³
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ºpudp±±²²dp±dp²dp²dp±dpudº³ Release on the Date: Whatever month this is 5 ³
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ºpudp°dpudp±dp±dp²dp°dpudº³ Lines contained in the issue: 5ýû5 ³
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ºpudp°dpudp°°°±dp±±°udpudº³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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ºpudpudpudpudpudpudpudpudº³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"Damn did you ask for this..."
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-Baphomet
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þ SPECIAL ISSUE!
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þ Featuring Beanie, aka No courier, aka Brett Salyer, etc...
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þ WOW!
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This is issue is devoted entirly to No Courier. Why? Because the
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little bastard deserves it. You'll notice I skipped PUD 15 because well
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I felt like writing this one now. So there. Ha. Whatever...
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þ SNESister.
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What do you call a female who's only goal in life is to watch her
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boyfriend play SuperNintendo? Sad? Pathetic? Nancy? NO beanie's sister.
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That's all her life consists of, wacthing SNES and knitting. Damn what a
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great family life No courier has.
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þ Chickens=Love?
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Well they say everyone is different and No courier isn'y any
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exception to that rule. After being turned down one to many times by the
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household cat and then finally Sid the SwasS DoG. He turned to chickens.
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He has two of them now, named Your and the best. He like saying their
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names repeatedly as he watches them. Go figure...
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þ NEWSFLASH!
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A deranged, crazy ass-bitch of a woman was arrested earlier today
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in the fine, fine, fine city of dekatoor. It is said the woman had been
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under extremely strange circumstances when at 11:43am she went and tried
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to rob Sam's Country Kitchen. The police nabbed her after bribing her
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out from behind the fat-fryers awith a week old biscuit. When asked about
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her identity she quickly confirmed what all had known, Beanie's mom. Who
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would have guessed?
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þ Companionship.
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No courier actually enjoy's companship with people although it is
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not notciible in any manner what so ever. But it seems all of his hard
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fought loyalty and love stems for one individual. I guy who used to be
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sysop of the Darkside Bbbs. More well known as the fag-boy bedside BBS.
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Beanie has more than once declared his love for the sysop of that board,
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that kooky guy named brian, and on more than one occasion has even go so
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far as to admit that although he doesn't believe in theme fruit, theme
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meats can be overall very sattisfying...We have pictures.
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þ Little Known Facts about No Courier.
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1> Although he was adopted, it was part of a package deal where
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his parents also recieved a really swell reel to reel player.
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2>Unable to afford a real basketball, he buys balloons and then
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paints them orange to fool would be hoopsters.
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3>He's actually a VBBS sysop.
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4>Really? Yes it stems from the affair his mother had with Roland
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DeGraf.
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5>Codes program entirely in QuickBasic 2.75á.
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6>Wears new kids on the block clothing. When asked why, he said
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because donnie said to, and besides donnie is really cute. Damn
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he's sad.
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7>His personal VMB is <205>351-0304. Ask for Nanacy to assist you.
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8>He got caught when he was 7 trying to sell his sister at his
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once profitable lemonade stand.
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9>He thinks Vanilla Ice was a really beautifull person.
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10> DAMN HE SUCKS.
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þ Top 5 Reasons why you may not see any more Puds from No courier.
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1>I'm going to kill him over PUD 16.
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2>See 1.
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3>See 2.
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4>See 3.
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5>See 4.
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þ Ending...
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Well I hoped you enjoyed this little look at a local person.
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þ Send Mail to:
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM 50% Off Store.
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET.
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Mooga the Whale Xanadu.
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The BLT Craft-WaReZ Department, Bruno's.
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 WWIVNET.
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fReD tHe HiTmAn Micro Magic BBS
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ÜÛßßßßßßßßßßß Ending Qoute ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜ
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Û "No escaping death...you belong to me..." ÞÝ
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