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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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³PuDP²DP²DP²DP²DPÛDP²DPuD³³ PUD Number 9, Volume 02, Chapter 21, Epic 01 ³
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³PuDP±±²²DP±DP²DP²DP±DPuD³³ Release on the Date: Whatever month this is 3 ³
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³PuDP±DPuDP±DP±DP²DP°DPuD³³ Line contained in the issue: 1 ³
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³PuDP°DPuDP°°°±DP±±°uDPuD³³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"Don't move my feet, I won't be able to find them in the morning..."
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-Drunk Demon-Type guy.
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þ Why why why?
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To be truthfully honest I know not why the ardvarck eats the eastern
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Australian buffalo. But what kind of question was that in the first
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place? Not a verg one. A more applicable one would have been, "How do
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I humble servant of the great and mighty Roast, serve the in thy hour
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of VBB's crashings?" Well this issue well be dedicated to it.
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þ Personal Note.
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I myself HAVE NEVER under any circumstances crashed any K-RaD VBBS, loser
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sad-asss punk, 2400baud 3.2meg Hd, pclemmings board. But now, fReD that's
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a different story entirely, but as he in braces from his latest stint
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with a parked vehicle I will transcribe for him.
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þ FAKEWARE.COM
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Believe it or not, a usefull utility by Nowhere Man of Nuke, yes they did
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actually release the info-journal 5 only 4 months or so off of schedule.
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This little utility generates a synthic looking archive, containing a new
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swell H0t NeW wAre. The game comes with mock data files, and mock screens.
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The only thing your provide is the .COM or .EXE of your favorite trojan
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or virus, trojan prefered[We'll get to that later]. The drawback to this
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nifty-usefull utility is it generates only a certain number of games. And
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well any half-way decent WaReZ d00d, so in other words this will work on
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anyone in huntsvegas, the archives l00k all kind of fubar.
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þ Problem/2*5<x>ý:=Solution
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The Solution? We generate our own K-Rad Archive. First we need to make a
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bunch of garbage files that look for all intents and purposes to be a
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new ware file. So to do this we need some kind of file generator, so I
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will write one here and now without error checking or actually compiling
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it just figure it out if it's wrong...Pascal by the way...
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Program MakeFile;
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Uses Dos, Crt;
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var
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Loop : Word [We use words because they are highly efficent due to the]
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[nature of the pascal compiler and the 8086 based arch . ]
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DummyFile: Text [Our groovy file to create]
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begin
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If paramcount<1 then begin
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writeln('Damn you LaMeR include the name of the file to
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generate!');
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Halt(1); [Error level crap, like you need it...]
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end;
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if paramcount<2 then begin
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writeln('Try including the size you freak.');
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Halt(2); [More error stuff, WOW!]
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end;
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assign(DummyFile, Paramstr[1]); [Take the first paramter...]
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rewrite(DummyFile); [Open a new file or erase and open, etc...]
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For loop:=1 to [Here you convert Paramstr(2) to a integer type ]
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[variable using your favorite routine or toolkit.]
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do begin
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Write(DummyFile, (chr(random(220+35))); [Drop the early ascii...]
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End; [End that loop.]
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Close(DummyFile);
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end.
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Obvious enhancments? MAKE the text buffer bigger, file will be generated
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at a much, much, mich more brisk pace, also add some more features and
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stuff, just make life swell.
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þ File to Include?
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To make it look real include certain files extensions like:
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[General]
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*.DAT
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*.LIB
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*.BIN
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*.00?
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[Windows]
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*.DLL
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*.WAV
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[Games]
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*.MID
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*.SND
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*.MOD
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*.CGA
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*.EGA
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*.VGA
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*.ADL
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*.SB
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*.RES
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*.R??
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[Other]
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Whatever else you feels give good character to your files, make sure
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they make sense if you have a data.001 and a data.003 there should also
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be a data.002.
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þ Games?
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Why games? Because most of the lamers who you want to take out are k_rAd
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little waReZ d00dz and they are most assured of running them. So make
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sure your .NFO file[Take an old one and edit it] Has everything in it.
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In other words supprting CGA, PCSEAKER up to the very, best.
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þ Trojans?
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Are sure to take the lamer out q-u-i-ck. And plus they aren't messy.
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They get the job done. No playing around, no waiting on a date, no damn
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pussy-footing around, just BOOM! And the lamer is in for it...
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þ Name?
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Don't use you real name, sheesh.
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þ What else?
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That's enough for now. If you have any experience or any technical,
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questions or info please reply to the addresses below. Why? Because if
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you don't I'll kill you. Simple isn't it.
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þ Send Mail to:
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506
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ÞÝ -Cheezy Background singerS! ÜÜß
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