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Live and lurn.
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Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Zz Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy
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ž£I) (K_RaD ANSi by FiZZ)
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PuD v2.08
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[pud_2_8.txt]
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þ What we have to say: LiNe #
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- Fibrous Regularity -
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Ÿ Info on The PGK (PuD Glee KluB) > 51
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Ÿ Alabama FAQ > 59
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Ÿ More DTR Hyping > 74
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Ÿ Why you suck and we don't > 78
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- PHPHPHPHPHreakin', d00D - >
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Ÿ Phone phraud phor phun > 95
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Ÿ Why PH is often used in place of F > 765
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Ÿ What PBX Stands For > 105
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- WaReZ, d00DzZz! -
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Ÿ EPiC MegagameZ > 113
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Ÿ Queervo G0ld > 126
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- ViR00Sus -
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Ÿ The VCT > 136
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Ÿ The SPaM Virus > 146
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þ The PuD Glee Klub
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At some time in all of our lives, we question the validity of morality in
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retrospective reasoning. As a tributary to the soul, one's own conscious has to
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with regard to a book live life crippled. Religious inquisition calls for a
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front of happiness, and song. For the satisfaction of the almighty Mooga (The
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Whale) and Roast (The Llama), we must sing our humble hymns to grace the
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almighty.
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The PuD Glee Klub might make a .MOD or two.
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þ Alabanana Frequently Asked Questions
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Q: You mean you have computers in Alabama?
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A: Yes, but since we have no electricity, my hamster's
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treadmill is hooked up to a generator.
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Q: So how do you know Pepsi Man?
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A: Who?
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Q: What is the phun and recreational thing to do in Alabama?
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A: We check to see if Phone Booths work.
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Q: Can I be a High-Fivin' White Guy too?
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A: Sure! NOT!
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Q: How, if truncated at the propinquintic angle A where the longest leg is
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connected to the Hypotenuse, long will it be before the DTR is out?
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A: Yes.
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þ The DTR...
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is quickly turning in to a DeskTop Reference.
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þ Why you suck and we don't
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This is not an oftenly asked question, because those who suck are so sad that
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they must accept the fact.
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Among the sad are those who type out simple ASCii documents and convert them
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to .COM format, people who put you on hold well over 20 times in one phone
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conversation, and those who ask how they can write viruses in the FIDO Virus
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info echo. Luckily for me, I have never been at any point in my life sad enough
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to do any one of these things.
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You see, sadness can be linked to genetics, and llarma. For those of you who
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are even sad enough to where you do not know what llarma is, it is your soul's
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contentness under the Greater Llama Kult. Llarma encompasses all, whereas
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genetic disorders mostly plague southerners who marry their Aunts.
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To remedy the situation, you must accept Roast and Mooga as your personal
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saviors. You also must also read the Holy Book, the IllumiLlama, and pray for
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forgiveness for all of your lameness daily. Good luck.
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þ Phone fraud for fun
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Many a time in my much-envied life, I have been asked what Phone Fraud is, and
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why it is committed. Coincidentally, the best way form me to answer your
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question is to tell you what you want to know.
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Example - What is phone fraud:
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Picking up a pay phone and dialing a number to see if it asks for a quarter.
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Example - What isn't phone fraud:
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Picking up a telephone and not saying a word; just listening.
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þ What does PBX stand for?
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Peanut Butter Xtra
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Pretty Blue Xylophone
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Pool Bottom asphiXiator
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Pornographic Beet Xtract
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Papal Booger Xchange
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þ Epic Megagames
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Damn, they're swass. It's just so shocking to see a company release shareware
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that rivals most commercial games. I guess it doesn't hurt to have a bunch of
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"Underground" ASMongers on your side, either. If Epic keeps kicking major ass
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like it is right now for a while longer, we may see some inspiration hit
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Shareware corperations that REAK, such as Apogee or PKWare. There might be a
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revelation in shareware quality. Strictly commercial companies might arrive on
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the scene. Huntsville might see some good software.
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Perhaps I went a little too far there. Anyway, be the K_RaD k00l dude that
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you yearn to be; support those who deserve it (like us), and dis those who suck
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(like yourself).
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þ Cuervo Gold BBS
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þ The VCT
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Sure, you've all seen such shoddy pieces of compiled refuse such as Nowhere
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Man's VCL, but only once in a lifetime do you get the chance to see a hard-coded
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QuickBasic v3.5 Viral Code Generator.
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We introduce to you an innovation so bewilderingly ingenius, that we must hold
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our tweed hats to our heads to avoid their blowA!!! H |