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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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³PuDP²ÛÛÛDPÛDPÛDPÛÛ²uDPuD³ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
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³PuDP²DP²DP²DP²DPÛDP²DPuD³³ PUD Number 3, Volume 02, Chapter 21, Epic 01 ³
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³PuDP±±²²DP±DP²DP²DP±DPuD³³ Release on the Date: Mar 27 1993 ³
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³PuDP±DPuDP±DP±DP²DP°DPuD³³ Line contained in the issue: xxx ³
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³PuDP°DPuDP°°°±DP±±°uDPuD³³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"We'll be back in two and two..."
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-Malcom X
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þ Mail
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HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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þ Death of A generation.
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The end has come. Sell you soul. Buy a llama. Go to Peru.
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þ The art of FD leeching.
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Little known to most it is possible to leech files on boards running
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Front Door rather easily. All you need it a com program like Ultimate
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Terminal. Just, and this is the simple part, go in and REQUEST FILES to
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download. On some boards, especially lAmEr WaReZ b0ards they have their
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FD's setup to allow file request. If they run vision-x just request
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something like \VISION-X\*.* or \WC30\*.*. That way you can dl their BBS
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and call back and log in as sysop to help them make the board a better
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place. They will thank you for it.
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þ British Accents.
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My how I want one. Ahhh to sound pompous and arogant all the time...
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þ The VCT: ThE vIMoOsE CunStRucTone ThenG.
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LAMENT NO MORE LAMERS!!! IT'S HERE THE VCT!!! The vIMoOsE CunStRucTone
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ThenG. The only virus creation kit that includes such incredible features
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as FILE DELETION! CHANGING FILE ATTRIBUTES and much, much more. Although
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in the unregistered version it doesn't compile the viri, in the full reg'd
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version all viri can be compiled using your favorite quickbasic compiler!
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Yes, not only roland, can use the mighty features of quickbasic, you can
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too! Yesd just imagine the hell you can reak deleting files at random OR
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even making them HIDDEN!!! Other noteworthy features:
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Changing Directories.
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Beeping.
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Encryption of all lower case vowels.
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Multi-Partite.
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Covox Speech Thing Support.
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Multiple Colours.
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32 bit access with regards to:
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Screen Clearing.
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Mod Playing.
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Cheap VGA demos.
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Speaker Support.
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Local Bus 360k Floppy access.
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Now supports 122x132x3 colour tandy graphics.
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Now 300 baud Modem Support in place of 110 baud.
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Now I know you are saying where do I get my copy? Well it's easy just send
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$231.12 to fReD tHe HiTmaN <c/o> Steve Brady at 2503 Glen Echo Circle
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Huntsville, Al. Or register with your favorite Diner's Club card at (205)
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880-9566.
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þ Ode to Mooga the Whale #1.
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Across the sea the sky will bow,
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For upon the sun, there was a scowl.
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And then fred in all his fury,
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Bought a whale huntin' ship named the drunk blurry.
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He and some freinds who didn't have theme fruit,
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Set out to sail while they fucked Susan with a boot.
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Oh mooga, mooga
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how fine you are.
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I'd like to spear you in the side,
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your a damn superstar.
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And then in the jungle far away,
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A man named Steve had more smack to say.
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He made a group called TNT anyway.
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And then suddenly, across the bay.
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He saw a ship far away.
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Oh mooga, mooga
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how fine you are.
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I'd like to turn you on a spit,
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your a damn superstar.
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And so this ship met up with steve,
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and although the army had passed a general reprieve,
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Fred killed Steve.
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Oh mooga, mooga
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how fine you are.
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I'd like to eat your tale,
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Your a damn superstar.
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þ How to tell if you are in Peru.
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1: Have you left your home town yet?
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2: Is the water an atractive shade of fuchia.
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3: Is there a llama in your room.
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4: Is there a llama in your shower.
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5: Is there a llama in your pants.
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6: Are you excited by this?
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7: If so maybe you should meet Necro.
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8: Can you buy another human for 1.95? Or 32.50 for non-talking girls.
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9: If you spell s-o-c-k-s do people answer?
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10: Does your fine tasting food move?
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11: Do flies come with, or cost extra with your room?
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12: If you spit on the wall, does it fall down?
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13: What colour is the mud that makes up your wall?
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14: Does the local bar take your QVC card?
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15: Is your Taxi a llama?
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16: Is your best friend a llama?
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17: Is your dad married to a llama?
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18: Are you a llama?
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19: If so, where'd you learn to read at?
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20: Ask somebody, you damn LaMeR.
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þ Send mail to:
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FrEd ThE hItMaN: Any board with that k-RaD NUP's!
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Baphomet the Limbo King: 14@2506 WWIVNet.
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BrAvE lITtLe ToAsTeR: Home warez department, Wal-Mart.
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNet.
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ÞÝ Û
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Û "You know your dead when they shut the casket on you, you stupid fuck." ÞÝ
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