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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ùúù-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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ISSuE , VOLuME
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- LIFE SuCKS, AND SO D0 YoU -
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[PUD_ _ .TXT]
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ùúù-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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> EDiTED BY NO COURiER ú WWiVNET 2506@36 <
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ùúù-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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D¡SCL’¡MäR
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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The opinions, views, ideals, and tasty canned soup recipes expressed in this
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T/FiLE are expressed without intention of execution. The authors, editors, and
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contributers to this file, as well as all of the K-RAD/[PuD], áçá, PGA, and œrš
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members, assume absolutely ¯N0® liability for you personal stupidity.
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Thank you.
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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þ BaCK S™ S00N?
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Yes, we are. We're back with PuD v1#12; yet more ASCii crap to warp your
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little minds. In this issue, we tackle the most complex and mysterious topic of
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all: The Meaning of Life. Yes, we will have some organization in this issue.
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All articles relate in some way to the title. W0w.
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þ RESP0NSe
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Not a one of you shiveling, whincing leeches has responded yet. Look for the
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senior editors' addresses if you wish to respond or submit something. Go ahead,
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make my day. I need it...........
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úùþ FeATšRED IN THiS ISSuE OF PuD þùú
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<EFBFBD> A summary of the typical life - by NO COURiER
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<EFBFBD> Why life sucks - by NO COURiER
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<EFBFBD> Why you suck - by NO COURiER
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<EFBFBD> The Meaning of life - by NO COURiER
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<EFBFBD> Live and learn to be suppressed - by NO COURiER
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þ YoUR LiFE AND MiNE - A SUMMaRY
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We are all somewhere along this chain. Let's hope that you aren't on link
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number one or two. If you are, go back to your crib and stop reading this.
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PHaSE 1: You are born, with many pains to your mother.
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PHaSE 2: For the next three or four years, you cry a lot.
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PHaSE 3: Preschool. You are forced to learn the way our society works,
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and you are expected to obey the commands which are handed to you
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by your elders. You lose your freedom.
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PHaSE 4: Kindergarten. More bullshit, preparing you for first grade.
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PHaSE 5: Your first year of Elementary school.
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PHaSE 6: Four or five more years of Elementary school, preparing you for
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Junior High.
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PHaSE 7: Junior High. Three or Four years of preparation for High School.
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PHaSE 8: High School. Four years of preparation for College, or life.
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PHaSE 9: <Optional> College. Four to eight years of drunkeness and cramming
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for tests. Prepare for a boistrous career.
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PHaSE 10: <Optional> Armed Forces. Go to distant, exotic places. Meet
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interesting people. Kill them.
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PHaSE 11: Find a job. Work, work, work, waiting to retire.
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PHaSE 12: You retire. You sit around the house, waiting to die.
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PHaSE 13: You die.
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Sorry, but THAT'S life. You have THREE years to be a kid, to have fun without
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obligation. Unfortunately, you are too young to even remember the fun that you
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had or would of had if you knew any different.
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þ WHY D0eS LiFE SuCK?
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Life sucks because you have to live. You have to live to know just what it
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is, when broken down and analyzed. What is the point? Are we really happy?
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No, we're not happy. You may THiNK you are happy, but that is because society
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says you are. What have you got to be unhappy about? Your thoughts are being
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suppressed. What you think is what has been prescribed. You shall never know
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what you know, nor shall I for myself. Think about it, if you are allowed to.
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þ WHY D0 YoU SuCK?
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Because I said so. You're wasting your time reading this when you could be
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trying to think through all of the noise created by your warped image of
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reality. Read on; I can't stop you.
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You read on. You're a real K-RaD ANaRCHiST.
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þ THE MeANiNG OF LiFE
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See line 71
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þ LiVE AND LEaRN TO Be SUPPReSSED
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Why are our thoughts and feelings suppressed, and replaced with something
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acceptable? We are all the same. We must all be curbed to allow for the
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absolute most idiotic people to keep up. A greatest common factor of thought.
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Who knows what we think, behind our consciousness? Nobody does. We shall
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never know, for it is too late for us to change as a whole. Any one person who
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rejects may be ostracized. You can not wake us up.
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> End of Pud 1:12 - ...and you shake it all about... <
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þ WRiTE US - CONTRiBUTE TO THE CAuSE (or lack of)
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PuD senior editing staff:
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