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Û PUD: Pizza Underground Digest. Û Feb. 22 1993 Û
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Û Issue 5, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1. ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
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ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
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"Macs are really great computers...I swear."
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-LaMeR
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þ Mail
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The mail section has been deleted from this special fold-out issue.
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þ Free flowing madness.
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This issue is for those of you who could not understand the charm of
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PUD issue number 4. The article written by NO COURiER, SuB LaMeR
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eXtReMe. He is the epitome of all bad modem users, in other words a
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really swell and likable guy. If you didn't understand issue 4 well, gee
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that's just too damn bad now isn't it. When you get back from buying a
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fucking brain we shall continue.
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þ The free fold-out madness.
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þ 3 Reasons why you suck. | þ SMeLLy SoCKS, A poem.
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1. You are reading this. | Socks smell when worn. Wash them.
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2. You have a modem. |
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3. You didn't eat Krystal's |--------------------------------------------
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last night. |
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| þ How to eat for free.
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| This is your standard text on the an-
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þ Madness, why it's fun. | archists way of doing things. To eat
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| for free requires great luck and skill
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Why? Why is madness fun well, | in other words you steal.
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it depends on how you view |
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things. Madness is really |--------------------------------------------
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nothing more than un-controlled fun. Fun? What can be said about it? Well
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the more fun you have the better you are in life. A happy person is much,
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much enjoyable of a conversationalist than a really boring person. Boring
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people suck, almost as much as VBBS.
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End of the lame ass madness.
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þ Free of that hell!
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Sorry about the previous madness but it overcame me when listening to
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heavy metal music, sideways. Listening to music sideways is difficult as
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it takes musical ear, as well as the nack for bieng a stuck-up prude who
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has nothing better to do in life than harass young people's tastes.
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þ Ren and Stimpy.
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I hope they rot in hell. The suck. Bad. Almost as much as the present
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federal goverment does.
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þ Gý is out.
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And if you don't know what it is. I won't tell you. But I will give
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you a hint, it is the extension of the PS-MPC. Or as P/C put it, it is
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a new product from the ground up. It features quick replace data files
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to make upgrades quick, easy and efficent. It also can use the same config
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file as the PS-MPC did. Ok I will tell you, it generates ASM code for
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virii. It does not however include any harmfull or damaging code as they
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expect you to figure this out for yourself. Maybe you will. I doubt it.
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þ Closing.
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This file was lame. I suck. But so do you.
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þ Support BBS's:
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See Line 34, paragraph 15 subtitle 32.
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þ Mail.
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Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14
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NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36
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þþþ End of PUD 1,5: "The sky is blue..." þþþ
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