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Û PUD: Pizza Underground Digest. Û Feb. 22 1993 Û
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Û Issue 2, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1. ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
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" A Big man walked into a store and ordered a brandy."
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-Unknown
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þ Mail Section.
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Well seeing how I just wrote the first issue there is no repsonse
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yet. Darn. Shucks. Too bad. SO I guess I will make some up, just play
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along...
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From: Old Closed Headed Person
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To : Baphomet the Limbo King
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I found the lesbian reference in the first issue HIGHLY offensive.
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if this does not stop, I shall form a group called DAPCUG to ward off
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little evil doers like yourself.
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Of course it's obvious I made that up, but that is the exact type of
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message I expect from most of the local people who will read this.
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þ That crazy, go-happy-lucky town, HuntsVegas.
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VBBS. That is the first thing that comes to your mind when making
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your way through this modem hell. The second, Lamers. They abound here
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obviously re-producing at a rate that would have the almost any rabbit
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turn green with envy. The third thought? Well it depends. It could be a
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number of things but it doesn't really matter, huntsville sucks. The
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few quality people there just aren't enough to bring up the average.
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To prove my point here is a little story. The names have been changed
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to protect all involved.
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It was a nice day when a certain sysop, Acoustic Saint decided to
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take his board down. The reasons where his and do not need to be
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repeated here. But when he took his board down he made sure to
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leave a long story of what DID not happen to his board. And fore-
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most he listed that a virus did not HARM his board in anyway. But
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what do you know, the talk all over that fine town was of how a
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virus took him down. And certain people, oh like, um, shadow geek
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would even argue the fact with you. To bad the all couldn't read
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the letter on his board. Yhea stupidity wins again.
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That was but a mere sampling of the rampant lameness that flows
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through this mighty city called, huntsvegas.
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þ VNET, that fine, fine, fine message net.
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That is of course if rampant lies, travesties and idiots are fun to
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you and they could be. But how? You beg does one have fun on VNET? Well
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easy I reply with simple messages. Messages? How? Oh just things like
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"Damn VBBS sucks" is assured to get you at least 15 messages in reply.
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But VNET is so much fun you don't even have to really crack on it to
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offend it's particpants, I mean afterall they are the rejects of all
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other nets. Usually just a mild statement about QuickBasic will piss
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them off greatly, oh well.
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þ Death.
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It happens. Too fucking bad.
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þ Mail? Hate or otherwise address it to:
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Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14
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NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36
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þ Support Boards
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See Line 93.
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þþþ End of PUD 1:2, "The dog growled in a mean tone, I shot it. Oops." þþþ
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