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Û PUD: Pizza Underground Digest. Û Feb. 22 1993 Û
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Û Issue 1, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1. ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
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"You suck. Everything about you sucks. Get over it."
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-Baphomet.
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þ PUD. Why?
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Why not is much more the case. PUD was a rude joke about a certain
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local sysop. He was rank. He didn't know anything but was assured he
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knew everything. His most famous exploit other than locking a bunch of
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people out of his board over a little misunderstanding, honest we didn't
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mean to give so many people sysop access, was his PIZZA.TXT. It would
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probably be the most vile thing you have ever seen, that is why I refrain
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from posting such a travesty here. Other reasons? Well NO COURiER and I
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were reading a bunch of newsletters from a group called, BLaH. Imagine my
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amazement to see a group of individuals as rude and uncouth as NO COURiER
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and I. Well joining them was the first thought on both of our minds, but
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why join when you can just start up your own little LaMeR publication.
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þ WaReZ. How to get them.
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Somewhere else you damn lamer. Warez have no place here. This is a
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forum for public bashing of all topics. No matter what.
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þ Conspiracy.
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Your line is tapped. The FBI watches you constantly. Of course this
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only applies if you run a really big, 20megz!, 2400 baud, 2 day ware
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board. If so, watch out they are after you.
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þ Topics.
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Topics to discuss. Anything and Everything. If something bothers you
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then send mail to NO COURiER or I and we will include your grievance in
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the next issue, that is of course if we like you. If not well that is
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just to bad for you isn't it. Stories, Poetry. Well why not all damn
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little mock publications like this have them, so send your in. It will
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get put here.
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þ Pizza.
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Emm-hmmm. Send in those recipes.
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þ Rules.
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Rule number one. No public thrashing of VBBS. There are no bbs
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packages as well put together as this fine piece of QuickBasic coding.
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If you crack on here you will be publibly humiliated.
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þ Lies.
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The above was a complete and utter lie. VBBS sucks. Worse than you.
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there is nothing lower than VBBS. Except maybe a typical VBBS sysop.
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Gee, I hope that didn't offend you because if it did, too fucking bad.
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QuickBasic sucks. "But the VBBS comm routines are in ASM!" SO what!?
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The bbs still is slow, pathetic and well worse than anything mankind
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will ever see next to Delta Burke and Rosanne bar in a lesbian scene.
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þ Coming soon.
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Since both NO COURiER and I liked BLaH so much look for a format
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sort-a like it had. In other words, any where from one to five issues
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a day. On what? Whatever. But all letters will be greatly appreciated.
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Why? Because we value losers like yourself and your sad-ass input. What
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do you say when you write in? Whatever in the fuck you feel like. It
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doesn't matter crack on me, crack on the US goverment crack on a
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<BLANK>. Just as long as it is though-provoking, well as long as it is
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more than one word.
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þ How to get in touch:
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Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14
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NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36
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þ Support Boards.
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See line 32.
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þþþ End of PUD 1:1, "Remember drinks aren't always cold." þþþ
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