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Û° PUD: Snow Fun Edited By: Baphomet the Limbo King Mar. 13, 1993 °Û
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"This acount is now overdue."
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-Local Computer Shop.
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þ Mail
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Well we have gotten a great amount of mail lately. Ok well not very
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much at all. But then again we haven't been writting PUD's at the
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incredible rate that we did before. NO COURiER and I, after getting
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fReD out of Jail have spent most of our waking hours on wasting time.
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But the other time has been used on the DTR, that's right The PUD
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DESK TOP REFERENCE. What will it have?
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o The DESK REFERENCE: Issues 1-15 of PUD in one Hypertext file.
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o The PUD Sub Kit: For sending in those K-Rad arcticles.
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o EDLINPRO: By none other than fReD. It will be all kind of swass.
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o PUDBENCH: The PUD machine benchmarks. Based on your lameness.
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o The PUDICKTIONARY: A comprehensive guide for modem users.
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o Virus Stuff: Maybe. It all depends.
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o Other crap: We haven't decided what else yet.
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Ooops, guess I forgot about the mail so here we go:
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Plaid Ninja #4 @2506
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Fri Mar 05 03:49:06 1993
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i just felt i had to speak after reading the pudly little things.
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and of course, it being 4:00 am i am entirely coherent,and as such,
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wish to speak about one of the more interesting phenomana of
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hunstpatch. the vbbs sysop. oh but before your enthusiasm runs away,
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let me interject, that this is not just any sysop, this is the all
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powerfull and all knowing mockimgwind, who is not named eddie, but
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hey, when did that ever stop one of his awe inspiring intellect.and
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what makes him so great you might ask?oh, but that is too simple, for
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after all, he is a true expert on every subject, and especially on
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computer security and programming, as evidenced by the rad vbbs board
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he is running that is so cool it cannot even stay on line for a week
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at a time.true rad. and if you still doubt the validity of his great-
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ness, just consider all the effort the fbi, kgb and daughters of the
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american revolution are expending to follow and otherwise surveil him.
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it's true, he told me so, and would a sysop who calls vbbs "really
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slick" lie? i thought not.
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As unbelievable as it may be I actually didn't like Plaid Ninja when
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I first met him. Now I know what kind of a cool dude he is. I will let
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his message speak for itself.
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Hymie #86 @2506
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Sun Feb 28 16:15:02 1993
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RE: Multi-Mail
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A Petition to Petition to The Members of the Boards of Directors of
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Every Major TV Network, Film, Music and Record Company.
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For those of you who didn't, look at the back page of the Comics in
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The Times. If you don't get The Times, I strongly urge you to buy a
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copy just for this. On the back page, there was an ad that basically
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advocated censorship dictated by those far to the right that they're
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horizontal. Seems the youth of America aren't responsible enough to
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control their hormones. NOt our fault, but it's the smut we watch on
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TV and at the movies. Sex and Violence can be attributed to sex and
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violence in the movies. Although Bandura proved in his BoBo doll
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experiments that watching violence DOES tend to lead to violent acts,
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this is no excuse to dictate what does and what does not get published.
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If the idea of some one else deciding what you watch bothers you,
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write a really nasty letter to the following goober:
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Dr. Donald E. Wildmon, President
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American Family Association, Dept. b51
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PO Drawer 2440/107 Parkgate Drive
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Tupelo MS 38803
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Try to refrain from using letter bombs. It's a Federal offense. Happy
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extremist bashing to all!!!
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<with goofy grin>
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---Hymie
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=-)
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I included this merely because of the last phrase. I had no idea letter
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bombs were illegal. I guess I will have to buy that plain ticket sooner
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than I though. Ooops.
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There was some more mail, but I lost it. To fucking bad. Wah.
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ Filler Crap.
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Is exactly what this thing is. Why? Because you gotta do something to
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keep all of the pudrefic fanatics busy.
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ Lima, Peru.
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The WHQ for PuD has been having pleasant weather recently. Although
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the riots in the south side of town are as ferecious as ever the east
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side of town has completed thier latest endeavor. Running water! YES!
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ SNOW!
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There is snow outside. It is white. Is is cold. It sucks. So what do
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I do to have [ph]un in the snow? Well being from the south many of
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you have no idea how to have fun off in the snow. Well I will tell
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you. There are many things you can do and yes all of them are quite
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enjoyable.
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1)SNOW+WATER=PUDREFIC PHUN!
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That's right fill up about a gallon jug of water. Step out onto the
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street in fromt of your house, or nearby and pour that water on the
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corner. Go and hide. Wait for it to freeze. Now corners are already
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hell on the lame-ass driver out in the snow, the ice adds that little
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bit extra to teach them a lesson. Be sure and not laugh to hard as
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the car crashes. You might open your mouth and a large snow-drift
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could blow in then you would die. Oh well.
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2)LLAMA Back Riding.
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LLAMA BACK?! Well hell yes. It's fun and if you have read PUD 14 you
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know how to get access to the llamii. Just pick out your favorite of
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the two slap a saddle on back and go have fun. Note that contrary to
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common belief LLAMII are visable in the snow. Just look for a shit
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colored stain off in the snow and you will have found your ride.
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3)There is no more.
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I am sorry but this is sad. And I shall stop now before I get this
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strong desire to go out and make snow-angels.
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ Apologies.
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Are in order for this issue. I just had some mail I wanted to post,
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but didn't have any idea. The damn DTR has drained what little
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creativity I was able to steal from Satan's Mutt.
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ VANS.
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Hey satan's mutt, how is your mom's van doing? Is it true she makes
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you ride on the luggage rack on the top?
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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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þ MAIL.
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If you have any, send it in.
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Send it to either 14 or 36 at @WWIVNET 2506.
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"...and he thinks he knows everything d00d!..."
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-MUTT.MOD
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