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ISSUE #4: Different Strokes!!!
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A Note from our President:
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Hi, please take note that no animals or bitches were harmed in the creation
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of this text file except for my dog and my sister.
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Different Strokes
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One day Arnold came home from school and mr. Drummond was sitting on
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the couch. He said "come here arnold" and arnold came and sat on mr drummonds
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lap and felt a boner in his back and said "daddy what is that" and mr.
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drummond said "arnold that is my penis and now I have a boner right now" and
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arnold said "I don't like that" and he punched the boner and mr. drummond went
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"that is bad arnold it is time for spankings" so he pulled down his pants and
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spanked himself and arnold said "dadddy that is wrong I get spankings" and
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willis came in and heard and said "yes arnold gets spankings" and willis
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spanked arnold hard and arnold cried. Mr. drummond kept spanking himself and
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ran around with his pants down and yelled "woo woo I get spankings!" And
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Kimberly came in and then took arnold away from willis and took off her shirt
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and said "suck my boobies arenold" and he sucked her boobies then she got
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angry at him cuz she was joking so she took his neck and cracked it and
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snapped it and he fell like punky brewster did also. He was dead and willis
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got mad so he took a stick and made it on fire and then he shoved it up
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kimberly's ass and she got all burnt there. Mr. drummond still spanked
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himself and was still yelling "woo woo I get spankings" and then kimberly was
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angry at willis for burning her ass and she said "wrong for you" and cried.
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Then willis took her neck and snapped it also and made her dead head give him
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a blow job. Then Mr. drummond got a soar throat from saying "woo woo I get
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spankings" and he died from it and willis cut his throat and rubbed blood and
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dooky all over himself naked and then adalaide the maid came in and licked off
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the blood and dooky and said"bad bad make it clean" so willis fucked her
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really hard in the neck because she had a neck hole from smoking and then he
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came in her throat and she died because she was old enough to die now and then
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willis got sad and died.
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To Be Continued...
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STAY TUNED FOR ISSUE #5: LITTLE RASCALS!!!
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Puck (puck@ripco.com)
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