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PPiC-PPiC _____ _____ ______ _____ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / _ /\ / _ /\ /_ __/\ / ___/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / ___/ // ___/ /_\/ /\_\// /\__\/ PPiC-PPiC
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Presents
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Nick Silkworth
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_ ___ ___ __ __
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/\ / \\_/ / _ \ / / / / (Is a GOAL)
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/ \/ /__ / / \/ / /_/ / ofla
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/ / // // / / / d lm
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/ // // /___ / / e
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/__/\__//_//_____//__/\__\ r
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(By Enigma) s
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Apologies:
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I apologize for being a dick and Putting this guys
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name in the text file. (ORNOT) He fukn deserves it.
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anyone who is that fukn fag ass deserves it.
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Here is a phone conversation that a friend typed up:
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(It was about color codes on WC Boards)
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If you wanna call and ask him about it call him @ (616)962-7438
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<Begin Transcript>
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NICK: your not on the computer?
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USER X: No I'm not on the computer, I have a life you fukn lamer..
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USER X: So do you have any more lamer ass questions to ask?
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NICK: Hey wait a sec, I'm not lamer. I can gaurantee your one though.
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NICK: I can gaurantee it
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NICK: About me being right, and you being wrong.
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USER X: Whatever Nick.
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NICK: what do you mean whatever?
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USER X: Don't you understand what whatever means?
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USER X: or are you a dumb Geek.
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NICK: Oh, I get it. I'm not a geek. you should know better then that.
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USER X: Why should I know better?
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NICK: I'm your master, you worship me.
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USER X: I don't fukn think so.,
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NICK: what it all comes down to is that eveyone worships nick.
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USER X: Bacause Nick is the king of lamers.
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NICK: NO, not because Nick is the king of lamers.
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USER X: It sure does help though.
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(Nick mumbles about how lamer is not in the dictionary)
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(After being ignored for about 10 minutes.)
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NICK: I'll let ya go now.
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<End of transcript>
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Now lets examine this a minute. Nick acts like a lamer,
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Talks like a lamer. Asks questions like a lamer.
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So what could he be? I feel it is best represented by the
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following formula:
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(LAMER TALK) + (LAMER ACTS) + (LAMER QUESTIONS)/ X = Lamerness
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Always + Always + Constantly / X = NICK
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I think this equation is better if you count the number of
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times in X minutes that each of these things happen.
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Now you should do this several times to make sure they are
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not just having a lame day.
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The Results:
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<Results from 3 polls of Nick on seperate days & subjects>
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+--------+--------+--------+
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| POLL 1 | POLL 2 | POLL 3 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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LAME Shit | 7 | 4 | 5 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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Stupid Questions | 13 | 8 | 12 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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Stupid Answears | 3 | 9 | 15 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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TOTALS | 23 | 21 | 32 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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Ratio Per Minute | 4.6 | 4.2 | 6.4 |
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-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
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These were for 5 minute tests.
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Average lamers register about 2-4 on this test
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But Nick Seemed to consistantly score REALLY high..
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Try this test on anyone. It's not perfect, but I do it
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often, Keep scores, dates, etc. loads of fun.. :)
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/ __\___ / / // // / ____ / / // /\ \
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/ // // // /__\ // // __ \
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\___________//__/\__/ \__\\_______//__/_/_//__/ \__\
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(C)opright --== Phose Inc. ==-- 1994 All Rights reserved.
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PHOSE and PHREE are trademarks of PHOSE international and PHOSE incorperated.
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Blah blah blah and a bunch of other small print shit.
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THIS FILE IS FROM THE ONE AND ONLY
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This file has been for educational and informational purposes only
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; . Sysops- Mescalito Ted & Datura . ;
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