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Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electronic Yams #1
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+ "to create, you must destroy." - Too Much Joy +
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intro - jOlTcOla
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hey there. nybar just fell asleep, and i couldn't wake him up, so i am
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doing the intro. w00. yeah. we don't need an intro anyway.
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table of contents (yeah, i know, we're conformists)
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1, ascii - jolt cola
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2, intro - jolt cola
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3, table of contents - jolt cola
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4, what people had to say about poupey
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5, member listing - nybar
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6, squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar
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7, tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola
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8, more poetry - nybar
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9, closing - jolt cola
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what people had to say about poupey
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here are some quotes that nybar and i have collected about poupey.
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"poupey, so alternative it makes the underground look mainstream"
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- joltcola
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"and this zine is NOT a joke, it is real life!!"
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- nybar
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"read pDp!"
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- techmitch
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"you only call me a homo 'cause i have sex with men"
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- bF
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"my handle really *does* mean butt-fuck!"
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- bF
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"i'm a naked warez god!"
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- creed
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"piss #2, coming tomorrow@!#!@#@!"
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- socs
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"i love ramen"
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- mogel
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member listing - nybar
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Presidents:
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Nybar - president and head writer
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JoltCola - editor, head of submissions (heh)
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The poupey posse:
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Mew-Mew - stray cat
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Vimto - another cat, not a stray
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PAM - cat
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Bo-Bo - a cow, owned by farmer zed
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Crazy Zed - a crazy farmer
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Snakeface - a rubber snake
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Mojo - a rubber mojo
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squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar
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At first, Nybar came down from the skies, and created Joltcola,
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and the earth, AND IT, WAS, GOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And then.. THEY BOTH DOTH CREATE THE SQUIRREL!! IT TO, WAS GOOD!!!
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Then, the squirrils DID create the ppl and the PPL did kill the SQUIRREL!
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The squirrels, being Nybar's new source of power.. when killed, cut him
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off from most of his power. SO HE WENT TO ACQUIRE NEW SQUIRRELS!!
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He took over the wussy planets (the yuppy system, pillow for weapons
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planet, and the "Easy come easy go is my philosiphy" planet)
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He came back w/ many squirrels in his MIGHTY! slacks! AND THEY DID FUZZ
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HIM UP!!!! AND, FROM THE SQUIRRELS AND THE FUZZ... HE DID MAKE THE CAT,
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THE DUCK, AND THE COW!!!!! They were his new source of energy. They
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steered society in stupid directions LONG DISTANCE! But recently, there has
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been worship of Nybar, and he liked it. He decided to get a cult. But alas,
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there was only 1 follower, ME! NYBAR! NAMED FOR MY GOD! AND ALL OF YOU
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WILL CONVERT!!!!! Write my chruch at
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-999 cat+ducks+cows rd
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tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola
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tales from the train #1
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by Jolt Cola
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i'm on a train
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it smells in here
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i hope we get there soon
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this sucks
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tales from the train #2
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by Jolt Cola
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there's lots of g's
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on this train
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they're playing loud rap music
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and making the yuppies nervous
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tales from the train #3
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by Jolt Cola
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a bunch of people
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just got on the train
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some yuppie is waving his butt
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in my face
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ew
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tales from the train #4
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by Jolt Cola
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this old woman
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sitting across from me
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she has a huge bag
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there is a mole on her forehead
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it's really big
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it has lots of hair on it
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gross
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Dear Reader - Nybar
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I know this is now what you are looking for here in poupey, but,
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while studying for my new tale, I came up w/ the meaning of life.
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I believe this poem will sum it up.
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- I sit in my cubbyhole..
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WAITING!
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WAITING!
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I was shot by a disturbed youth w/ a machine gun,
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HURTING!
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HURTING!
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Why is it we all have ears?
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Except the blessed ones w/ no ears.
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ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf.
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ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf.
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Hope that helps... evey word a classic.
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<takes deep sip of coffee>
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AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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closing - jolt cola
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gee, this issue was almost as bad as the last one. someone write for
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us. please. we only accept 100% BAD t-files. anyway. see ya.
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