440 lines
29 KiB
Plaintext
440 lines
29 KiB
Plaintext
Õ008ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ008¸
|
||
³ How To Turn The Work Life Of A Local 7-Eleven Employee Into A Living Hell ³
|
||
³ Written By RedBoxChiliPepper ³
|
||
ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
|
||
³ Written On September 6, 1994 Last Revision on March 28, 1995 ³
|
||
Ô008ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ008¾
|
||
|
||
I've worked in a zillion different convienence type stores and gas stations
|
||
and I KNOW what used to piss me off so this file is fairly accurate. Most of
|
||
the more destructive ideas have been tried by me and friends while working the
|
||
graveyard shift at the Han-Dee-Mart as it gets extremely boring there at
|
||
night. Keep in mind that a conveinence store gets pretty busy sometimes and
|
||
the cashier can't watch every section of the store all at once so don't worry
|
||
about him/her seeing you do most of this stuff. Even if you're caught, the
|
||
worst that happens is you get kicked out for the day. (You can go back the
|
||
next day because they've usually hired someone new by then.) Cactus!
|
||
|
||
Included at the end is a section FOR the conveinence store employees to help
|
||
them cope with working the graveyard shift at a dead-end job. If you have any
|
||
comments, stories or anything else, please contact me at 512-370-4680. I'm
|
||
there to listen.
|
||
|
||
"I have told you a million times not to make shambles
|
||
of my candy isle so I have no other choice but to
|
||
tell you once again not to make shambles out of my
|
||
candy isle. Have a nice day."
|
||
-A clerk said something similar to Bart Simpson
|
||
|
||
1. If the condoms are accessable to you, use a needle and poke holes in all
|
||
of them.
|
||
2. Take Ex-Lax and put it in the donuts, cookies, ice cream, coffee machine,
|
||
cashier's soda, etc.
|
||
3. Take one bite out of each of the cookies and donuts.
|
||
4. Mix all of the items in the condiments bar together to form a big, yucky
|
||
salad. Be sure to spill items all over each other and on the floor.
|
||
5. Use a razor blade to make a slit in each one of the cartons of milk. This
|
||
will start a very small drip-leak but when a customer picks up the milk it
|
||
should spill pretty good. This makes a good mess inside AND outside of the
|
||
cooler. Really a bitch to clean up.
|
||
6. Paint the front sidewalk in pychedelic colors.
|
||
7. Bring a ton of items up to the counter. After the cashier rings everything
|
||
up and asks for your $34.75, tell him you changed your mind and walk out,
|
||
leaving everything on the counter.
|
||
8. Most of the more popular stores have a toll-free customer hotline for
|
||
customers to call in and complain or make suggestions. Find this number
|
||
(usually written on the outside window) and call it once a day to complain
|
||
about an employee you don't like.
|
||
9. Put a full pot of coffee under the coffee spout. Then press the button
|
||
that starts the coffee maker. This will overflow the pot and create a
|
||
tremendous mess.
|
||
10.Jam the handle on the Slurpee/Slushie/Whatever machine so that the mush
|
||
keeps on flowing after you leave. What the cashier cry when he finds it.
|
||
11.Ask for $600 in money orders and twenty lotto tickets. After the cashier
|
||
prints up the money orders and lotto tickets, leave. It's a real bitch to
|
||
void out money orders and lotto.
|
||
12.Sit your fountain drink on top of a video game. There's usually some vents
|
||
on top of the game so whoops! Accidentally knock your drink over so the
|
||
entire 44 ounces of Pepsi spill into these vents. This makes for some
|
||
pretty neat-o smoking effects as well as sparks and fire. Make sure that
|
||
it's not a cool game that you play often because you won't be playing it
|
||
anymore.
|
||
13.Fill up a Super Tanker Gigantic drink cup with Pepsi. Take it all around
|
||
the store with you spilling it's contents all over the items on the shelves
|
||
as you go along. You can imagine what it'd be like to clean this up.
|
||
14.On a really hot day, get on the roof and turn off the air conditioning. If
|
||
possible, make sure that the air conditioners will never work again. Be
|
||
extremely quiet when walking around up there so mister cashier doesn't hear
|
||
you.
|
||
15.Telephone the cashier and start asking him questions about robberies like:
|
||
* "Do you have one of those silent alarm buttons you could press if I were
|
||
to rob you?"
|
||
* "Do the police in your neighborhood respond quickly when something bad
|
||
happens in your store?"
|
||
* "How many times has your store been robbed? Was the robber caught?"
|
||
* "Theoreticly speaking, if a professional robber such as myself were to
|
||
come in and rob you, what are the chances of me getting caught?"
|
||
* "Do you carry a loaded gun behind the counter?"
|
||
* "How much money is in your cash drawer right now? That's all? Uhhh, could
|
||
you please not drop anymore in the safe until I get there? I, uh, need
|
||
to cash a check, yeah, that's it."
|
||
* "Are you afraid of death?"
|
||
16.Order a telephone calling card for the store and obtain the pin number.
|
||
Using the card, make tons of harrassing calls to the store until the card
|
||
goes dead. When they get their bill, they realize that they've been paying
|
||
for their own harrassment.
|
||
17.Find out the store manager's name or the store owner's name. From a pay
|
||
phone call your friends in Austraila and third number bill it to the store,
|
||
saying that you're the manager. The cashier will accept the charges when he
|
||
thinks it's the manager.
|
||
18.Order call forwarding for the store. Ask the cashier if you can use the
|
||
phone and dial 72#-911 or *72-911. When 911 answers, tell them you got the
|
||
wrong number and hang up. Now go out to a pay phone and call the store and
|
||
you'll get 911. Make up some big story about how you're getting robbed and
|
||
they've thrown you in the cooler and taken customers hostage, etc. If 911
|
||
calls back to verify this, they'll get their own office, 911.
|
||
19.Start picking up items around the store and dropping them in the trash can.
|
||
|
||
Going Where You're Not Supposed To:
|
||
----------------------------------
|
||
It's hard for a 7-Eleven to make money, especially with people like us in this
|
||
world, therefore they are usually understaffed. If there's only one person
|
||
working the swing shift (the 4:00pm-Midnight) then you're in for some extra
|
||
fun. Make SURE there's only one guy there by calling him and asking. If he's
|
||
the only one there and it's busy, he HAS to stay at the register so you're
|
||
free to go anywhere else in the store, including the back room and walk-in
|
||
freezer.
|
||
|
||
20.Go in the walk-in freezer with a friend. Veg out on the beer cases and get
|
||
drunk off your asses. You can usually keep a good eye on the cashier
|
||
through the window but after a few beers you stop caring about him.
|
||
21.Find the back room and look for a few five foot tall cylinder things. These
|
||
are called CO2 tanks which is what gives the fountain sodas their fizz.
|
||
Locate the one hooked up to a hose and turn it off. Everyone's soda will
|
||
taste pretty damn gross now.
|
||
22.Take it one step further by disconnecting all of the soda tanks. It'll take
|
||
the poor cashier an hour to figure out why there's no soda, and another
|
||
hour to hook 'em all back up and figure out which hose goes to which tank.
|
||
23.If there's not a public restroom then there's definately an employee rest-
|
||
room in the back someplace. Go in there and the employees will sometimes
|
||
keep their personal belongings lying around. Steal it all and then phone
|
||
the cashier, demanding a ransom for his stuff.
|
||
24.Look for the employee schedule and time sheet hanging somewhere on the
|
||
wall. Steal the shedule so you'll know who's working for the rest of the
|
||
week. Flush the time sheet down the toilet so the manager won't know who
|
||
worked when all week and nobody'll get paid.
|
||
25.Instead of flushing the time sheet, find an employee on it that you're not
|
||
too fond of and add a few hours here and there on his time card. The
|
||
manager will most likely notice this and either think the employee is
|
||
trying to cheat for more hours or think that another employee is trying to
|
||
get him in trouble. If the manager DOESN'T notice, that guy's going to
|
||
have a nice, hefty paycheck next week.
|
||
26.Find the manager's office. It's probably locked but most can be opened with
|
||
the credit card method. Once in the manager's office, loot. Have your
|
||
friend watch the security monitor so you'll know if the cashier's comming,
|
||
while you look for things you want to take. The computer is a nice start.
|
||
If that's too big, how about the modem. You can steal the employee files
|
||
and then freak them out by calling them and reciting information to them.
|
||
Also, security video tapes would be kind of neat to have. In the more
|
||
modern stores, the cash register is linked with the computer in the office.
|
||
Sometimes the register won't work without the computer being turned on so
|
||
unplug the computer and take the cord home with you. Pretty soon the
|
||
cashier will be using a pocket calculator and a shoebox to ring up the
|
||
merchandise.
|
||
27.The main phone wires are usually somewhere in the back room. You can slow
|
||
the cashier down quite a bit by disconnecting them all. Don't just unhook
|
||
them, though. Cut all of them down that you can find and take them with you
|
||
so there's little chance of them being fixed anytime soon. What does this
|
||
accomplish? Well, the Lotto machine will stop working soon after losing it's
|
||
phone line. No more checks, credit cards, ATM cards, gas cards because the
|
||
credit validation machines can't call in to get approval. Believe me, I
|
||
know that this is frustrating. Worse thing is, when he starts having all of
|
||
these problems, he can't call anyone for help because his phone doesn't
|
||
work anymore. To make it even more pathetic, put the outside pay phones out
|
||
of commission so he doesn't have a chance.
|
||
28.The back rooms are filled with stock that won't fit out on the sales floor.
|
||
Since there usually aren't any cameras in the back room, this is your
|
||
chance for fearless shoplifting! Bring a large bag...
|
||
29.The gas pump controls should be lurking about somewhere. Take a look at all
|
||
the buttons and figure out for yourself which ones would be most disaterous
|
||
to shut off. There's usually serveral shut off switches so shut them ALL
|
||
off. The cashier will spend a great deal of his life staring at the banks
|
||
of switches trying to figure out how to turn them back on.
|
||
30.Find the circuit breaker boxes. They'll always be unlocked. Find the main
|
||
switches on all of them and shut them all off at once, cutting the power to
|
||
the whole store. Since it's dark, you'll be able to slip back out onto the
|
||
sales floor without being spotted. The cashier will probably assume it's a
|
||
normal power outage. This is a perfect time for shoplifting.
|
||
|
||
Gas Stations:
|
||
------------
|
||
31.If it's a self-service station, the cashier hears an annoying BEEP BEEP
|
||
BEEP BEEP... when you lift the gas nozzle and push the lever up. The
|
||
cashier is supposed to look outside, take note of the car and the driver,
|
||
then hit the Validate button so you can get your gas. Walk up to a pump,
|
||
out of the cashier's view, hide behind the pump and push the lever up. The
|
||
cashier will go nuts trying to figure out why the console's beeping if
|
||
there's no car out there. Go from pump to pump doing this until the cashier
|
||
comes out to say, "Hey...cut that out."
|
||
32.Okay, this is a good one I've always wanted to try. Go to one of those
|
||
personalized license plate booths in the mall. You know, the one's where
|
||
you make a plate ILUVYOU for your girlfriend to hang in her room. Find out
|
||
what the cashier's license plate number is or, failing that, find out what
|
||
his mother's license plate number is. Attach this plate to the front of
|
||
your car and pull in to get some gas. Make sure the cashier can see your
|
||
license plate very clearly. Fill up your tank with Super Unleaded. Make
|
||
sure the cashier is watching, get in your car and slowly back out of the
|
||
parking lot, giving the cashier's reflexes time to kick in so he can find a
|
||
pen and write down your license plate number. Have a friend hang around the
|
||
store to watch the fun next. See, if the cashier doesn't get a plate number,
|
||
then he's in a lot of trouble. When someone gets gas and doesn't pay for
|
||
it, the cashier has to call the police and fill out a report and everything
|
||
so he doesn't get a disciplinary write up. The cop will want to know the
|
||
make of car, the plate number and a description of who was driving. (A good
|
||
idea is to wear a cap and glasses, not that a cop is any real threat.) When
|
||
the cop runs the plate number through he's going to come up with the
|
||
cashier's name (or his mom's) and we're all in for a lot of confusion and
|
||
fun. I have no idea what the outcome would be.
|
||
33.At full service station, pull up to the pump and make sure your gas tank is
|
||
on the opposite side as the gas pump so the gas attendant has to manage to
|
||
get the hose on the other side. If he says you have to turn your car around
|
||
say, "Aw, it'll reach, I promise."
|
||
34.Also at full service, if you're needing unleaded gasoline, pull up so your
|
||
gas tank is about four feet past the unleaded pump. Tell the gas attendant
|
||
you want five bucks unleaded and go inside. This is a pain in the hiney for
|
||
the gas attendant because he's so far away from the pump that he can't see
|
||
when he's up to five bucks. Usually they end up pumping a little, running
|
||
over to the pump to see how much left to go, running back and pumping a
|
||
little more, running back to check again, etc, etc...Piss him off more by
|
||
saying, "Hurry it up a little, willya?"
|
||
35.Most every gas pump I've seen can be locked with a normal padlock. Go in
|
||
the store and shoplift as many Master padlocks as you need. Bring them out-
|
||
side and lock up each one of the pumps. Since the average gas station
|
||
doesn't have a pair of bolt cutters on the premises, nobody will be getting
|
||
gas for the rest of the night.
|
||
36.Gas stations have to take daily gas readings by sticking a really long pole
|
||
into the the ground where the big underground tanks are located. You can
|
||
find these poles somewhere around the outside of the building or by the
|
||
dumpster and there's usually several of them. Take them all and the station
|
||
won't be able to take the daily readings anymore.
|
||
37.Get in your car and drive a few blocks from the store. Floor it towards the
|
||
store and try to get up to 90 M.P.H. by the time you hit the parking lot.
|
||
Smash directly into a gas pump, blowing up the pump, the car and killing
|
||
yourself. Try to enter the parking lot at the right angle so after you
|
||
smash through the pump you'll crash through the store's front window and
|
||
into the cashier, killing him too.
|
||
38.Pick up the gas pump nozzle, squeeze it and hold a match in front of it to
|
||
create a flame thrower. Burn all of the nearby customers to a crisp and try
|
||
to set the store on fire before the cashier hits the Emergency ShutOff
|
||
switch. (Can you tell I'm running out of ideas?)
|
||
|
||
Surviving Graveyard Shift:
|
||
-------------------------
|
||
This last section is for the 7-Eleven employees. As anyone who's worked it
|
||
knows, graveyards are the most boring eight hours of your day. At about a
|
||
customer an hour, there's not a whole hell of a lot to do. Your manager has
|
||
probably provided you with a checklist of work to do but it's usually not
|
||
very much fun to do work.
|
||
|
||
39.First order of business. Try to think of the most creative way to destroy
|
||
your manager's checklist. Make it a point not to do ANYthing on the list.
|
||
If you do, you'll get no praise for it. If you don't, you'll be doing just
|
||
exactly what's expected of you. Nothing. If you lose your job, oh well.
|
||
There's a million other 7-Elevens out there looking for a slave.
|
||
40.Bring a radio, even if they're not permitted. No human being should be
|
||
expected to sit in total silence for eight hours. Sure, that's what your
|
||
checklist is for but remember, you destroyed that. I'm sure your manager
|
||
will understand.
|
||
41.Open the Clearly Canadian bottles and drop Alkaselters (sp?) into them. If
|
||
you drop enough in you can make a pretty good mess. If you're worried about
|
||
the mess, do it outside.
|
||
42.Sit on a gas pump and light fireworks, occasionally dropping one on the
|
||
ground by the pump, making everyone nearby nervous and jumpy.
|
||
43.Be extremely rude to everyone that comes in to shop, especially the cops
|
||
who come in to buy the entire stock of Hostess donuts and think that just
|
||
because they're cops, they get free coffee. If you really hate doing any
|
||
work at all, this will help. When you're rude people go out of their way to
|
||
keep from shopping at your store.
|
||
44.Make prank phone calls to the other store across the street.
|
||
45.Sweep the parking lot. Do a real good job and when you get to the edge of
|
||
the parking lot, keep going and going until you've swept the entire block.
|
||
Then sweep the streets in the area and the parking lot across the street.
|
||
46.Take all the breakfast and snack food from the shelves and hide them in the
|
||
back room. The cops will cry when there's no more Hostess donuts.
|
||
47.Go over to the store across the street and start cleaning up their store
|
||
just to see the other guy's reaction.
|
||
|
||
Proven Ways To Get Yourself Shot:
|
||
--------------------------------
|
||
48. When being robbed at gunpoint, be a real sarcastic smartass to the guy
|
||
holding a gun in your face. Make fun of obvious things such as his weight,
|
||
facial scars, etc.
|
||
49. If that doesn't work, whip out a pen and start taking notes. When the
|
||
robber asks you what in the hell you're doing, say, "I'm writing down your
|
||
description for the police. I have a short memory, okay?"
|
||
50. If THAT doesn't work, pick up the phone and dial 911. Tell the police
|
||
what's happening as you take your time putting the robber's money into a
|
||
paper bag. If he gets mad, tell him, "Shhhhhhh! I'm on the PHONE!"
|
||
51. If a black guy comes up to the counter to pay for his 12 pack of beer,
|
||
look him in the eye and say, "This establishment don't serve no colored
|
||
folks."
|
||
52. When the pimps that always hang out in front come in to buy alcohol, card
|
||
them. Insist that the picture on the I.D. isn't them and refuse the sale,
|
||
smiling the whole time.
|
||
53. Be really rude to the gang members. Wear the opposite colors that they do
|
||
and tell them you're Homey G Roy and they're going DOWN!
|
||
54. If O.J. Simpson comes in to buy a pair of gloves, start cracking a bunch
|
||
of bad O.J. jokes.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Screwing Your Store Out Of Millions Of Dollars:
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
A friend of mine is getting a job at a Hit 'N Run store and wants me to write
|
||
him out a list of different ways to screw the store out of money for himself
|
||
so I'm just going to add the list onto the end of this file. I'm sure that
|
||
he's not really considering doing any of these horrible things and just wants
|
||
to know so he can watch the other employees to make sure they're not stealing.
|
||
Yeah, that's it...
|
||
|
||
Most of these are obvious but maybe there'll be a few ideas that you never
|
||
thought of. Most stores have a camera pointing at the cash register from
|
||
several different directions and the more modern stores have the registers
|
||
linked to the cameras so that whatever you type into the register it appears
|
||
on the security tape. (Pretty sneaky) This prevents you from charging your
|
||
friends' 50 cents for a case of beer.
|
||
|
||
55.First of all, all your groceries are going to be free now. This itself can
|
||
be a real penny saver. Bring a back pack or something similar to work
|
||
every day and load it up with your favorite foods and candy. If you have a
|
||
car, load up the trunk. Keep in mind, it's very common for a manager or a
|
||
district manager to sit across the street in their car for hours and watch
|
||
you so make sure they're not there. In one case, the district manager
|
||
actually rented out the building across the street so he could sit in there
|
||
and watch the employees with his binoculars. (He caught this one guy loading
|
||
up about ten bags of food into his car.)
|
||
56.Your manager probably didn't mention this, but all of your friends' get
|
||
special discounts! Twelve packs of beer are seventy five cents, fountain
|
||
drinks and Slurpees are only ten cents, candy bars are five cents, packs
|
||
of cigarettes are half price, etc.
|
||
57.The most common form of employee theft is collecting the money for some-
|
||
thing, not ringing it up and putting the money in your pocket. Once you've
|
||
worked there for awhile you pretty much know all the prices without ringing
|
||
any of them up. The trick is to make it look like you've rang it up because
|
||
customers will notice that you don't and inform the manager. (Believe me,
|
||
they really will do this.) Let's say a customer buys a pack of cigarettes.
|
||
They're $2.19 ($2.36 with tax). Hit CLEAR 219 CLEAR 236, collect they're
|
||
money and hit CLEAR NOSALE. That's a pretty good simulation of ringing up
|
||
something for real. The customer will see the price on the register and
|
||
assume everything's normal. Instead of pocketing the money all at once,
|
||
keep a little tally sheet next to your register and write down the amount
|
||
of each sale that you haven't rang up. When you're done doing this, add
|
||
the numbers all up and collect the full amount. This lessens the chances of
|
||
someone seeing you pocketing the money.
|
||
58.What if you've got about fifty dollars in merchandise that you haven't rang
|
||
up but there's three cameras watching you and there's no way that you could
|
||
possibly take the cash without the cameras seeing you? Well, call a friend
|
||
and tell them to come over. The friend will buy something in the store and
|
||
you ring up the friend for his purchase and then give him his "change"
|
||
which will include the fifty bucks that you've stolen. The only bad part is
|
||
that now you're expected to share your cut with the friend.
|
||
59.Be careful when selling your underaged friends alcohol. Make sure to card
|
||
them, look at the I.D. very closely (make it look real) and then ring up
|
||
their beer. (Which is 75 cents, remember?) And hopefully your friend doesn't
|
||
look like he's ten years old. Put the beer in a (hopefully paper) bag so a
|
||
cop doesn't stop him walking out of the store with the alcohol. Make sure
|
||
you tell your friend that if he's caught drinking this beer and the police
|
||
asks where he got it, he doesn't tell them where he got it. Tell him to
|
||
name another store nearby so you won't get into any trouble. (Besides,
|
||
they'll have proof on the security tapes.)
|
||
60.Most stores have some way of keeping inventory on the cigarettes so the
|
||
employees aren't stealing them all. If you have to count each individual
|
||
pack of cigarettes at the beginning and end of your shift, things are gonna
|
||
be hard on you. For one, you'll have to ring up every pack of cigarettes
|
||
that you sell. If there's something else in the store that costs the same
|
||
as a pack of cigs, you can ring this item up under the cigarette key. Lets
|
||
say that a customer buys a gallon of milk which is $2.36, the same as
|
||
cigarettes. Instead of ringing up $2.36 on the grocery key, ring it up on
|
||
the cigarette key. There, now you've got one pack of cigarettes!
|
||
61.Usually the stores will only keep a tight inventory on the cartons of
|
||
cigarettes and not the individual packs. In fact, I've never seen a store
|
||
that doesn't keep tight inventory on the cartons. So don't steal the
|
||
cartons but load up on the packs. Remember that when your friends come in
|
||
they get that special deal, five packs of cigs for the price of one! And
|
||
since they're a friend, it only costs about $1.50!
|
||
62.Credit Card Machines (masturbating...) There's a button on the credit card
|
||
machine called REPRINT. Every time a customer uses a Mastercard or Visa,
|
||
press this button after they leave. This will give you a reprint of their
|
||
receipt and their credit card number will be on this. A customer comes in
|
||
and buys some gas and fifty dollars worth of condoms and a Hustler
|
||
magazine totally $65 and pays cash. Ring this up on the register. After
|
||
they leave, hit the MANUAL ENTRY button on the credit card machine and it'll
|
||
ask you for your card number. Whip out your list of card numbers and punch
|
||
one in. Then the expiration date. Then the amount of the sale which is $65.
|
||
A receipt will come out and you can scribble a "signature" on it and put it
|
||
in with your other receipts. Now that the purchase has been paid for with a
|
||
credit card, you're free to take the $65 in cash home with you. Just make
|
||
sure you're not still working there next month when the owner of the card
|
||
you used gets his bill.
|
||
63.Arrange for some friends to come in and do a "beer run." Have them steal a
|
||
good amount of twelve packs and run out the door with them. Make sure that
|
||
there's no "good samaritan" customers out in the lot who will catch your
|
||
friends and drag them back in the store. Pretend to be surprised, maybe run
|
||
after them for a second. Then go to the phone and call the police's non-
|
||
emergency number and explain what happened. Give them incorrect information
|
||
like they're on foot (if they're in a car) or they're headed down a certain
|
||
street when they're really going the other way. The police will show up and
|
||
you'll have to fill out a report and that's the end. After your shift is
|
||
over, go to your friends' house and get drunk.
|
||
64.A customer comes in and buys $10 worth of merchandise and leaves. Take
|
||
their receipt and write it down on your paper work as an over-ring. (Like
|
||
the cusomer didn't have enough money and you had already rang it up.) Now
|
||
there's $10 in the register for you.
|
||
|
||
The managers know that all this stuff happens. They watch security tapes as
|
||
much as they can be usually it's hard to watch the entire thing. (Impossible
|
||
if there's only one manager doing it.) Break into the room with the monitors
|
||
so you can look and see exactly what the cameras pick up so you'll know what
|
||
you're up against. No matter how many cameras they have, though, there's
|
||
always several ways around it all. You could pause the tape from recording,
|
||
go out and steal some money and then run back in and turn the tape back on. It
|
||
would be very unlikely for anyone to notice this jump on the tape.
|
||
|
||
Each store I've worked at has a daily paper called a "frequency chart." or
|
||
something like that. This takes note of each shift, who was working, how much
|
||
money they made, how many refunds there were, how many customers, etc, etc.
|
||
Each day of the week has a different amount of business and this chart keeps
|
||
track of all that. When the manager looks at the chart they may notice that
|
||
when YOU work sales are down alot. This is because you're stealing. If this
|
||
continues every day only on your shift, the manager will start watching the
|
||
security tapes of your shift a lot closer and start parking his car across the
|
||
street to watch you. So don't get greedy and you should be okay. If you can,
|
||
break into the office and find this frequency chart to see how you're doing.
|
||
When they see oddities, they'll sometimes highlight them and make notes.
|
||
|
||
When you're caught stealing, you'll be fired, that's all. I've never seen a
|
||
store try to take legal action because of employee theft even if they have it
|
||
all on video tape. (Well, except for that time I looted the Wood River, IL
|
||
7-Eleven of about $4,000 in cash one night but I won't get into THAT.) You
|
||
just won't be able to shop there anymore and you won't be able to use them as
|
||
a job reference. (Oh, darn.) So you don't have to really fear getting caught
|
||
unless you really need the job.
|
||
|
||
DISCLAIMER: RedBoxChiliPepper takes all responsibility for your actions.
|
||
If anyone gets pissed off at you, anyone dies or anything is
|
||
damaged, just show them this file and the note below:
|
||
|
||
|
||
To whom it may concern:
|
||
The information presented in this text has brainwashed ____________.
|
||
Please refrain from doing anything to him as RedBoxChiliPepper takes
|
||
absolutely all responsiblity for their action(s). Contact him if any
|
||
problems arise. (512)-370-4680
|
||
|
||
ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍContactÍTheÍPhoneÍLosersÍOfÍAmericaÍNearestÍYou!ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸
|
||
³ 512-370-4680 PLA Voice Mailbox And PLEASE Don't Pay ³
|
||
³ 512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems For Your Fone Calls! ³
|
||
³ 512-883-7543 PLA WHQ Texas Line ³
|
||
³ 618-797-2339 PLA WHQ Illinois Line ³
|
||
ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
|
||
|