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Õ007ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ007¸
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³ The Phone Losers Of America ³
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³ Presents ³
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³ Numbers To Call When You're Bored Out Of Your Skull - RedBoxChiliPepper ³
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³ Written On November 19, 1994 Last Revision On January 5, 1995 ³
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³ For Informational Purposes Only. We're Not Responsible For Your Stupidity. ³
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Ô007ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ007¾
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So you've learned a billion new neat-o ways to phreak and make phree calls and
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you have all of this spare time on your hands and you can't think of anyone to
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call? In this file I'm including a majority of the strange and unusual phone
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numbers that I've collected over the years for you to call. Please keep in
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mind that this isn't a list of places to cactus (except maybe for some of the
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people in the Loser List), just a list of numbers for you to call when you're
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bored or have some time to blow. Harrassment is optional.
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Included are payphones, businesses, people who need to have the hell bugged
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out of them, weirdos, phreaks, dweebies, sluts, security personell, etc. If you
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have any other numbers to add to this list, please contact me and I MIGHT just
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add the number to the list. Have fun! This list will be updated frequently.
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Pay Phones:
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Albany General Hospital, Albany, Oregon..<I>......................503-926-9072
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Amtrack Train Station - Los Angeles, California.213-972-9618, 9812, 9813, 9601
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Arco Gas, Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA......................805-965-9026
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Alpine Motel, Santa Barbara, CA...................................805-687-9226
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Antigue Botique (Next To Stop 'N Go), Santa Barbara, CA...........805-965-9274
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Andrea's Seafood Restaurant, Santa Barbara, CA..............805-965-9117, 9129
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Arlington Theater..(MEN'S ROOM), Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9185
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Arlington Theater..(LADIES' ROOM), Santa Barbara, CA..............805-965-9181
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Aloha Restaurant (Carillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA..............805-963-9911
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Blue Sands Motel (South Milpas), Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9088
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Beach Burger, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-965-9151, 9143
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Bob's Big Boy, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9046
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Breakwater Restaurant (Santa Barbara Harbor), Santa Barbara, CA...805-965-9153
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Carrows Restuarant - Portland, Oregon..<I>.<H>..............503-256-9428, 9437
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City Hall Max Train Stop, Portland, Oregon..<O>.............503-666-9904, 9898
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Chuck's Steak House, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-687-9077
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City College Cafeteria (INSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA..........805-965-9258, 9206
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City College Cafeteria (OUTSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA...............805-965-9269
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Colonial Motel, 206 Castillo, Santa Barbara, CA...................805-965-9292
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Cory's Auto Parts, Carillo & San Andres, Santa Barbara, CA........805-965-9386
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College, Michigan..(Lower level, East hall)..<I>..................517-774-2934
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College, Michigan..(Lobby of Barnes Hall)....<I>..................517-774-2935
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Conoco Gas Station - Farmington, New Mexico..<O>.............505-327-7012,2910
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CottonWood Mall-Glen Carbon, Illinois...(By movie Theater)..<I>...618-656-9717
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Dean O's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA.................................805-965-9226
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Dance Across Texas Club - Austin, Texas....<O>...............512-416-9900,9901
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Eastgate Cinema - East Alton, Illinois...(In the lobby).<I>.......618-254-7178
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Employment Office, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9193
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Educated Car Wash, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9044
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Elephant Bar, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-967-9026, 9182
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Fiesta 4 Theater <I>, Santa Barbara, CA.....................805-965-9983, 9904
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Fiesta 4 Theater <O>, Santa Barbara, CA...........................805-965-9287
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Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Front Entrance)..<I>.......503-774-9301, 9023
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Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Side Entrance)...<I>.......503-774-9413, 9402
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Golf And Fun, Santa Barbara, CA...................................805-687-9231
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Grandda Theater, Santa Barbara, CA................................805-965-9118
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Greyhound Bus Station <I>, Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9111, 9447
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Greyhound Bus Station <O>, Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9180, 9172
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Gateway Transit Center, Portland, Oregon...<O>....................503-256-8041
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Harry's Plaza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9032
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Holiday Motel, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9028
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Henry's Beach, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-687-9160, 9161
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Hollywood Transit Center - Portland, Oregon..<O>..................503-280-9346
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Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Binyon's).<I>....503-283-9326, 9153
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Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Ice Cream Store).503-283-9324, 9319
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Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Radio Shack).<I>.503-283-9096, 9037
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Lafayette Square Cinema - Indianapolis, Indiana..(In Lobby)..<I>..317-297-0294
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Lafayette Square Mall - Indianapolis, Indiana (By Theater)..317-290-0229, 0231
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Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Meier & Frank)..<I>...503-249-9423, 9424
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Los Banos Del Mar Public Pool, Santa Barbara, CA............805-965-9325, 9427
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Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Nordstrom's)....503-249-9910, 9911, 9939
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Milpas Laundromat, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9168
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Moby Dick's Restaurant (Stearns Wharf), Santa Barbara, CA...805-965-9462, 9429
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Marina Beach Motel, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-965-9243
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Max Mart Deli - Portland, Oregon.............<O>..................503-256-8025
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Nick's Bar (Cliff & Meigs), Santa Barbara, CA.....................805-965-9479
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Pine & Broadway - Highland, Illinois..(Near a couple of bars).<O>.618-654-9044
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PDX Portland International Airport - Portland, Oregon.503-249-9017, 9845, 9429
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PDX " " " - Portland, Oregon..(lots of people around)....<I>......503-249-9805
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Raddison Hotel - Austin, Texas.....<I>....512-477-0114, 0619, 0621, 0118, 0602
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Ramada Inn South - Austin, Texas..(Home of HoHoCon '94).<I>.512-445-9070, 9068
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Reynold's High School - Troutdale, Oregon.....<I>.................503-666-9806
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Rusty's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9217
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Sheraton Hotel - Austin, Texas...(By pool area)..<I>........512-478-0113, 0126
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St. Francis Hospital, Santa Barbara, CA...........................805-965-9081
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Santa Barbara Raquetball Club, Santa Barbara, CA............805-965-9284, 9257
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Sonny's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-965-9057
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Sears, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-687-9040, 9031, 9019
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Tides Motel, Santa Barbara, CA....................................805-965-9056
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Transit Center, Santa Barbara, CA.................................805-965-9165
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Train Station, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-965-9122, 9123
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Texaco, Santa Barbara, CA.........................................805-965-9267
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Thrifty Gas, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9375, 9365
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Skate Across Texas - Austin, Texas..(Call in evening)..<O>........512-447-5283
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Wedge Motomart - Highland, Illinois.(Indoor pay phone by counter).503-654-9075
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Winchell's Donuts, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-687-9121
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West Beach, Santa Barbara, CA...............................805-965-9080, 9038
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Winchell's Donuts (Milpas & Yanonali), Santa Barbara, CA..........805-963-9904
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Wood River Donut Shop - Wood River, Illinois..(Talk to cops!).<I>.618-254-7214
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7-Eleven (Castillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA...............805-965-9286, 9156
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7-Eleven (Cliff Drive), Santa Barbara, CA.........................805-965-9042
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Handy pay phone code list:
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<I>=Indoor phone <O>=Outdoor phone <H>=Lots of people usually around this fone.
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The Loser List:
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April The Slut - Portland, Oregon.503-657-7313 or 503-294-8720 or 503-635-8128
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Beth Pierce - Portland, Oregon..(My old apartment manager)........503-253-3855
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Keith & Trudy Brown..(An uptight, short-tempered couple)..........618-377-1319
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Rob Walker..(How's the 'ol phone bill doin', Rob?)................503-760-2699
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Siras Alwahya - Portland, Oregon..(aka The Italian Sausage).......503-650-6979
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Dick Ahlers..(Call and ask for his son, Todd aka Mr. Canoehead)...618-931-4402
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Chris Tomkinson..(Tell him his videos are overdue)................309-454-2725
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Chris Tomkinson's parents.....(Tell them Chris is in jail)........618-258-0357
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Red Lion Hotel - Austin, Texas...(These people CANCELED HoHoCon
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1994 on us for no reason! So let 'em have it!)...512-323-5466
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Jason Phillips - Wood River, Illinois.............................618-254-3245
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Danny Colwell - Granite City, Illinois............................618-931-2414
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Clifton Peters - Portland, Oregon...(His VMB).....................503-306-9243
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Adam Knight.......(Listens to country... Call him "Poonix"........512-852-0389
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and stand back. Call him fat too!).............512-853-2168
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Alex Digerlando.(Thinks he is a werewolf & has FUNKY ans.machine).908-273-2168
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Mitch Blasi..(Italian guy...His father is REALLY in the Mafia, no.908-277-3799
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joke. Pretend you're from City of Summit PD & ask about drugs.)
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Albert Bachman..("I can see you through your window.")............908-273-2544
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Curt Zimmerman..(Tell him you "got the stuff")....................908-277-3589
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Antony Lickteig..(Talk to his family: Ask for Mark & Stephen.)....512-991-2837
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Kevin Christmas...(Totally fucked up BBS bitch.)................. 512-855-2043
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Some Woman...(Called RBCP at 3:00am. Ask for Jonnie.).............512-289-5981
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Lahr-Well Academy Private School....(Ask For Jason Crews).........618-288-8024
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Phillip Wool - Belleville, Illinois...(A wanna-be hacker).........618-397-7729
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Some of the people listed here just deserve to have the shit bugged out of
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them and others are just so freakin' air-headed that you HAVE to mess with
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them. In your spare time you can annoy these people with collect calls or
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calling cards or whatever. I especially encourage the destruction of April, a
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prostitute with AIDS who has unprotected sex with a different guy nightly.
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A murderer, nothing less.
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TDD (TTY) Phones:
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Oregon Relay Service..............................................800-735-2900
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Texas Relay Service...............................................800-735-2989
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Illinois Relay Service............................................800-526-0844
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Ohio Relay Service................................................800-750-0750
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Missouri Relay Service............................................800-735-2966
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New Mexico Relay Service..........................................800-659-8331
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Arizona Relay Service.............................................800-842-4681
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Iowa Relay Service................................................800-735-2942
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Florida Relay Service.............................................800-955-8771
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California Relay Service..........................................800-735-2929
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AT&T Directory Asisstance..(Gives you any number in U.S.A. free!).800-855-1155
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911 Emergency in Portland, Oregon.................................503-760-2212
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AIDS Hotline......................................................800-243-7889
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These are a lot of fun to play with. For those who don't know, a TDD is a
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phone for the deaf. Some payphones are equipped with TDD terminals that pop
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out of the phone when you dial into a deaf phone. You can also set up your
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computer at a slow baud rate (300 or 1200) and use it as a deaf phone. Some
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things to type at them are "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO IS THIS? YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE
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MY VOICE??" and "DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR KEYS AT ME..." (Say that when they
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get mad.) Since some TDD phones are only able to type letters, certain codes
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are used by all TDD users. These include "GA" for "go ahead", "Q" instead of a
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question mark and "SKSK" means good-bye.
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The above listed "relay services" you can call on your terminal and the person
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who answers will call any number you request and act as a translator between
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you and the other person. They will say ANYTHING you type to them. You can
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cuss, make terrorist bomb threats and tell them that your pussy is wet and hot.
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I've done all of this and they don't care. One even relayed a singing message
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for me.
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Another good deal with the relay services is that you can avoid toll charges
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when you dial through them. Occasionally you'll find an operator that can't
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tell where you're calling from so if you live in Illinois and want to leave a
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message at a number in Arizona, call Arizona Relay and they'll do it, usually
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free of charge!
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Interesting Answering Machines and VMBs:
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Hey, Ho! Nobody's Home! - Celina, Ohio............................419-394-2407
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Steve Mitchell - New Lennox, Illinois..(Always a new message).....815-485-5584
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Mr. Hemmoroid Man.................................................503-256-8427
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Some weird-o lady who likes to sing...............................503-289-2439
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Some little kid - Indianapolis, Indiana...........................317-579-9222
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Harold............................................................618-259-8001
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Phone Company Related Numbers:
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Jim Bayless (Ameritech Corporate Security, Indianapolis, IN)......317-265-2539
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Kathy Mallon (GTE Northwest Security).............................317-896-8335
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AT&T Message Sender..(Send your own AT&T message to anyone!)......800-562-6275
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Ameritech Stocks & Newsline.......................312-917-9797 or 800-893-LINE
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Bell Atlantic Stocks & Newsline...................................800-647-NEWS
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Businesses:
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Beverly Hills Cinema.....(Beverly Center, Los Angeles, CA)........310-652-7767
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The Church Of Jesus Crust & Later Day Saintwads...................800-952-3131
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Circle K - Galveston, Texas.......................................409-744-5332
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Dairy Queen - Portland, Oregon..(Call in LARGE pick up orders)....503-661-5112
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Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon..(ask for extension 1800).........503-254-7905
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Greyhound Buslines..("How much for a bus to Hawaii?").............800-231-2222
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Houston Hobby Airport - Houston, Texas............................713-643-4597
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Los Angeles Police Department.....................................213-485-2121
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Meier & Frank - Portland, Oregon.(Call the customer credit fones).503-281-4797
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Credit Phone Extensions for M&F (above)...........2205, 3024, 2310, 2311, 2396
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Union Station Cinema - St. Louis, Missouri..(Do you deliver?).....314-231-1980
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Ursuline Convent - Alton, Illinois..(A NUN'S convent!)............618-463-0018
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Walker's Amoco - Indianapolis, Indiana..(Very gullible people)....317-353-9234
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Bombay House..(Hindu restaurant. Ask about Camels.)...............512-857-2184
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Partylines/Chatlines:
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The Awesome Live Partyline..(Actually, not that great)............809-474-2569
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Hotel California...(THE BEST PARTYLINE! Ask for Roy & his gerbil).801-234-SHIT
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Viper Room.(Hotel California's sister line).......................801-855-SHIT
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Motel "69"........................................................809-563-0069
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Underground Partyline..(No, not REALLY underground)...............515-945-6700
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Most of the partylines that you find listed in the back of a Rolling Stone or
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Spin magazine is totally free of charge, you pay only the long distance
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charges. Don't let the 809 area codes fool ya, though. They're located in the
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Dominican Republic and cost quite a bit more than normal U.S. charges. Most of
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the people you meet on these lines are screwing the phone company in some way
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because they're all partyline addicts who HAVE to call every day so you can
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sometimes learn new tricks on these lines.
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Miscellaneous Weird Stuff:
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Dick Clark's Trivia Line..(An interactive contest)................800-328-2120
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Elevator phones -...A college in Michigan.(When calling these,....517-774-4292
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Elevator phones -...you are on speaker phone in the elevator!)....517-774-2263
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The White House - Washington D.C...(Yeah, is Bill there?).........202-456-1414
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My voicemail.......(How about some more numbers, please?).........512-370-4680
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The Orgasmic Operator (Listen to the whole recording).............618-254-0000
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The HoHoCon Voice Mail - Houston, Texas...........................713-867-9544
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Girlscout Cookie Hotline...(Send them to your house!).............800-882-6468
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A Few BBS Numbers:
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Bogus Journey - Edwardsville, Illinois............................618-656-7266
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Roy's Place - Granite City, Illinois..(PLA WHQ)...................618-797-2339
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Sonic Youth Systems...............................................512-851-8317
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The Sprawl - Austin, Texas........................................512-458-3409
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Ripco - Chicago, Illinois....(Phreaking Since 1983)...............312-528-5020
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CAUG-PC BBS..(Catholic pay board; charges the hell out of people..512-993-8876
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for NOTHING; upload him an XXX .GIF or two!)
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CCAT.........(Another annoying pay board...(Wildcat!))............512-242-2206
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CDS....(Automated "sysops" break in for chat. Try talking.........512-887-0787
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nonsense to them as they quote Texas electronic privacy
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acts. Also, you can get files free that you shouldn't.)
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Roy:
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Village Clerk - Roy, New Mexico...................................505-485-2541
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Roy Taxi Service in Austin, Texas.................................512-482-0000
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Roy Colwell - Caseyville, Illinois.(His wife is praying for you)..618-345-4074
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Police Department - Roy, New Mexico...............................505-485-2204
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Roy Electric......................................................718-434-7002
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Roy Incorporated..................................................516-742-8831
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Roy's Sewer Service...............................................718-927-1456
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Roy Boy's.........................................................503-245-8289
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Roy & Roy Consulting..............................................503-282-7594
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Roy Wilson.........................................718-434-5540 & 718-859-8185
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Roy's Carpet Factory Outlet - Wayne, Oklahoma.....................800-468-3280
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Roy Perry - Jonesboro, Arkansas...................................501-xxx-xxxx
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³ 512-370-4680 PLA Voice Mailbox And PLEASE Don't Pay ³
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³ 512-643-3049 The Final Frontier For Your Fone Calls! ³
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³ 512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems ³
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³ 512-883-7543 PLA WHQ Texas Line ³
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³ 618-797-2339 PLA WHQ Illinois Line ³
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