79 lines
3.3 KiB
Erlang
79 lines
3.3 KiB
Erlang
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/ / \ / /
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/____/_____\________/________/
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"/<34|_|_-< 3|_i+3 />00/>Z"
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Not-so-proudly Present:
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The Cheezy Text Application
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Instead of being as possibly k-rad as I could, and making some fancy-ass
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5meg, VGA, SoundBlaster application generator, I thought it would be easier
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and more practical to make this stupid ass text application. Oh, don't get me
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wrong, we'll make an app. generator, but why make a pak 15x bigger than it has
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to be by squeezing some huge app. generator program in there where you can use
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some ol' gumption and elbow grease and throw together an text app, eh?
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Here are your instructions, follow them closely, and destroy all evidence.
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Like, throw it away or delete the file. It won't explode or anything.. I've
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seen too many episodes of Inspector Gadget to try that. Then, once completed
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and graced with your love juices (in versions 2.3 or later) upload the app.
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to Sub-Culture at (215)750-1782. How to upload it is so simple, my mother
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could do it. Log on as "Neavis" and use the password "IAMFAT".. then you will
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be brought to an application where you can send your application straight from
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there. Isn't that nifty? I'm beginning to depress myself now, on with the
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application.
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-----------------------Clip here for double coupon day!-----------------------
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ReD Distrobution Site Application:
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Board Name :
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Phone Number :
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SysOps Handle :
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SysOps Real Name :
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Software :
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Approx. Users :
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Affils. :
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Carries (ie: art, H/P/A/V/C, \/\/4/<3z, etc.) :
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Now please give us a courier account where we can log on as and leave you
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feedback:
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Handle :
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Password :
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Phone Number :
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Birthday :
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Bra Size :
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Thank you! Your application will be processed in about three days, and we
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will be calling your courier account (we will only try to log on as with the
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courier account three times, so make sure it's there!) and give you our
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answer.
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ReD Writer Application:
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Handle :
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Real Name :
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Phone Number :
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Age :
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What kind of writing do you do (ie: poetry, etc.) :
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Accepted forms of literature for ReD are; Poetry, editoral, humor, or lyrical
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compilations.
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Please upload this section of the application and a sample of your work zipped
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together and upload it to Sub-Culture.
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ReD Courier Application:
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Handle :
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Real Name :
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Phone Number :
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Age :
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Call LD? :
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Please upload this section of the application to Sub-Culture.
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