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| really ELiTE doodz prezent : |
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| RED-011.TXT aka |
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| "And Now For Something Completely Random" |
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: by : Mogel |
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You know what? See that Logo up there for ReD? That SUCKS! And
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they DARE call themselves REALLY ELiTE!? Why, I Mogel will definatly show
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Black Francis a thing or two about being ELiTE. First of all that Logo has
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just GOT to go. Where's the PaZZzZAZZ? There is none. People are lible to
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think you guyZzz are LaMeRz if you don't make your Logo 12 Screens long.
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Sheesh.. and I *thought* I had taught my son (Black Francis) well...I guess
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not. What a p00p-hEad.
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Here now...let me make him something better....NO CHARGE (this time):
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_________ Øôä |\_
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| |___| _/ ______ | | \_\_
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| _/ / () \ | | \_\
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| / / ______/ | | > >
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| |\ \ ( / | | _/_/
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| | \ \ \ \______ | | _/_/
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| | \ \ \_______) | |/_/
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Kâî\x/ PâäZäïÅZ:
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â<>’³³˜ Šœ<C5A0>Øä d00dZ ¥—/x\ášÃ´ ‰œyä\/uï!
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‡âäàÅuD á<>: /x\íGäœ!!!!@!!@!@~!@~1
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p00p! \x/h0 KaReZ aBouT tHe tiTle!
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Yes, that's right. I said POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! You know,
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this text file is completly mine (what an accomplishment!) so now I can do
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basically whatever I want. HAHA... So THERE... I plan to fill this with all
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sorts of really random stuff from my weird and cocky...er, I mean Kookie
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mind. So THERE!
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-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_=-=~=-=_
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[Is that not the trippiest idea-seperator you have ever seen? I just made
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that suckher up right then and there. Who says creativity is dead?!?!!?!]
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And now for a moment in the life of the /<-RaD Pick-Up Artist.
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"Hey, baby. What are you doing in a dump like this? Really? That
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sure sucks. This place is crawling with losers. What's that? If it's
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crawling with losers then why am I here? Well, I'm not a loser. What makes
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me not a loser? Well, for one thing, baby... I got a warez board. That's
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right! Oh, you like SysOps with ELiTE files, do you? Well, what if I told
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you my board was a TRUE 0-3 day site? Hey...That's really turning you on!
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You know what else?? My board has 20 Affiles! That's right!! I'm the
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Courier Headquarters for JABBA! Hey, not that fast, honey... I'm not done
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yet...Yeah, I know Jabba files are the best Anarchy filez around! In fact,
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they just released a great new file on how to make Ansi Bombs!! Isn't that
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original?! What's that? You want to go back to your place? Sure.. come
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on...YO...HEY, Bar tender would you put this on my tab? Thanks. Your house
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is only 4 blocks away, huh? Easy walk. Anyway, as I was saying.. The other
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15 affils are all sorts of WaReZ groups. We get our wArEz faster then ANYONE
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in the Maine Area! Hey.. maybe we should wait for that until we get there.
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Damn.. we are walking really fast here. Then there's the 4 Ansi groups that
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I have... all of the top groups around! Yeah, I know I'm ELiTE. Hey, you
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have a nice place her. You love men with WaReZ??! Well, my board has 55
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Gigs of them. You do know that WaReZ *ARE* a measurement of your penis size,
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don't you? MuuMFF! uhhhh...."
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I was paging through my Collection of CDCs and I decided that Issue
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Number 39 ("Fuck the World") is going to be my Bible. Thus, I created
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Fuck the World - Part 2. Now Chronicled here...
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Y O U G O T N O C L U E
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S O W H A T ? ? ?
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F U C K Y O U !
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F U C K Y O U ! !
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F U C K Y O U ! ! !
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22222
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fffffffffff TTTTTTTTTTTTT ww ww 2222 2222
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fffffff ffff tt ttt tt Ww wW 22 222
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fffff ff ttt Ww wW 222
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ffff f ttt Ww wW 2222
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fffffff ttt Ww A wW 22222222
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ffff f ttt Ww wWw wW 222
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ffff ttt Ww W W wW 22
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ffff ttt Ww W W wW 222222222222
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ffffff TTtttTT WWW WWW 22222222222
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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NEVER FEAR THE END IS NEAR!
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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FUCK THE WORLD.
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WHAT I DO IS WHAT I DO IS WHAT I DO BECAUSE OF YOU!
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FUCK YOU!
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FUCK YOU!
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FUCK YOU!
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YOU THINK THAT THIS IS COPYING FROM WHO!?
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IT'S FUCK THE WORLD - PART TWO!
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FUCK YOU ALL WITH YOUR IDEAS!
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FUCK YOU ALL WITH YOUR RULES!
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FUCK YOU ALL WITH YOUR CONTROL!
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I DON'T CARE - FUCK YOU!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE GOOD,
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FUCK THE BAD,
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FUCK THE HAPPY,
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FUCK THE SAD,
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FUCK THE TEACHERS AND ALL THIER SHIT,
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FUCK THEM ALL,
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT!
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FUCK THE BOYS,
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FUCK THE GIRLS,
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FUCK THE SHITS,
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FUCK THE DICKS,
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FUCK THE STUDY,
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FUCK THE PAIN,
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FUCK THE STRAIN,
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FUCK THIS WORLD,
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GO TO HELL!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORK,
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FUCK THE THOUGHT,
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FUCK THE THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN TAUGHT,
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FUCK YOU ALL AND ALL YOUR SHIT,
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FUCK THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH OF IT.
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FUCK THE CARS,
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FUCK THE BOATS,
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FUCK THE TURNIPS,
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FUCK THE GOATS,
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FUCK THE FLOWERS,
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FUCK THE RAIN,
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FUCK THE POLITICS,
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FUCK MY BRAIN!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE WORLD!
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FUCK THE COWARDS,
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FUCK THE WEAK,
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FUCK MYSELF, (UNDER MY SHEETS)
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FUCK THE MORONS,
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FUCK THE GENII,
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FUCK THE BITCHES,
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YEAH, THEY FUCK MY PENII!
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FUCK THE BAD RYHMES,
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FUCK THE RANDOMNESS,
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FUCK THE WORLD,
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FUCK THE POET,
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FUCK THE BUSINESS MEN,
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FUCK I KNOW IT.
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W E H A V E N ' T D O N E E N O U G H
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F U C K Y O U !
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F U C K Y O U ! !
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F U C K Y O U ! ! ! ! !
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zip..........."ahhhhhhh....."
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the toilet water is my only breakfast. i remembered a day...it was
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a long time ago....where i actually cared about myself...i think there was
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something i had....and now i forget what it was. i liked stories and people
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and i liked fun. i am trapped in my bathroom and i can't get out! i am
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trapped in my bathroom and there's no fucking way out! i have gotten used
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to it. i remembered what it was like to eat real food. not this. my
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mother was a great woman. the first little piggy went to the market. she
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would feed me lots. she would love me lots. the next little piggy stayed
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home. i think i have to shit. that hasn't happened for a while. the third
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little piggy had roast beef. what the hell is the sun so bright for? who
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is the sun helping out? i gotta get up. fuck. the next little piggy had
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none. oww.. my head hurts. aaaaahhh the toilet seat is cooooolllddd.. ung.
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take a deep breath. let the shit come. i hate it when it's slow. come on
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shit hurry. i remember more while sitting here. there's something special
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about this shitty coushined seat and the bathroom. shitting shitting here
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with my pants down...ouumm...i feel exposed...and..uuhhahh..i feel very safe.
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i feel like i could write a book in the bathroom...aahhuhh..i really get into
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myself.
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Hah-HEE! That one was written after an accidental <cough> ummm...
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....discovery...of Shrooms. Heh... I actually don't even remember writing
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it. Speaking of Drugs, I'd like to share a song with you from the
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Organization called DARE. You know, that Anti-Drug (Drug Abuse Resistance
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[to] Education...to be exact) group. This was a golly-great lymeric that was
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designed to tell kids to say "no" to drugs....heh...it would probably just
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make them laugh.
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The DARE song... lyrics by M. Wagman .... music by J. A. Tartaglia
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Today, while we're still young
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Before we know the score
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We're caught up in a battle
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We're victims of a war
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Life gets so confusing
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Can't tell heroes from the thugs
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When our musicians and physicians
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And our atheletes fall to drugs
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The choices that we have to make
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Aren't what our parents had
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Not like TV, life's hard to tell
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The good guys from the bad
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Starting now let's take a stand
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And help each other out
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Let's learn the ways of saying "no"
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That's what D.A.R.E.'s about
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We dare ... to keep off drugs
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We dare ... to just say "no"
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We dare to make this pledge
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And let our minds and bodies grow
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Wanna sneak some beer? (kids) Just stand clear!
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Wanna smoke some dope? (kids) Just say "nope"
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Wanna take a hit? (kids) No thanks, I gotta split
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DARE tells us so
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It's our right to say "no"
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Wanna try some crack? (kids) no way Jack!
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Got some uppers you might like... (kids) take a hike!
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Do you wanna get high? (kids) walk on by!
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DARE tells us so.
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It's our right to say "no"
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Wanna pop a lude? (kids) No Way, Dude!
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Wanna snort a line? (kids) no thanks, I'm fine!
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PCP will thrill you (kids) man that stuff can kill you!
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DARE tells us so
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It's our right to say "no"
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I worship pigs
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*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P and so should you!
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^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" Capitalist Pinko!!
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^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
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*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*
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$$$ $$$ $$P ""
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I'm so glad there's a McDonalds on South Street.
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Now I can be grudge AND get a Big Mac.
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That WAS Sarcastic.
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i like pressing enter. so should you.
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[30f] - Really it is!
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Important notice from Black Francis :
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Well, since I'm so damned k-rad, I decided to change the ReD logo every
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ten releases. Since this is the 11th, it's the first to be released with our
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new logo. Mogel hasn't seen this one yet, and I must admit, we are lamerz and
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my old logo was a lamer-logo-a-rama. Here it is in case you never saw it
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before :
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"âî/´œœ<C593> îœiçî />éé/>z" pâîzîïç:
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Yeah. Pretty lame. Anyway, what do you expect from lamerz?
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I'm also proud to annouce that I think this file has broken the previous
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record for number of times the word "fuck" has been used in a text file. My
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mommy's very proud of me. She made me print it out and hang it on the
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refridgerator.
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