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Issue One
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This is the premiere issue of The SHiT (Some Hairy Illicit
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Testicles)Newsletter, an underground information source, for the
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general public. It will be distributed on Blunted Systems iNC (Also
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known as Peace Through Anarchy, pTa), at 813/497-3083. We want as
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many distro sites as possible. If you would like to become a distro
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site, we are accepting ONE per area code. If you are interested in
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becoming one, call BSi, and leave the following information.
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BBS Name : _______________________
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BBS Number: (___)___-____
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BBS Generalization: (Demos / Music / Text / Shareware / Warez)
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Modem Speed: (28.8 / 16.8 / 14.4 / 9600 / 2400 / 1200)
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Users: ______
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Other Dist Site: _____________________________________
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Also, we would like to have an FTP dist site. If you are
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interested, please call BSi, as I have no permanent Inet address as
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of now..(If someone could provide me with one...:) Free of course :))
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Anyhoot, on with the SHiT!
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How To Buy Weed
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To begin buying weed is a complicated process, but needs to be
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learned by everyone planning on, and who does smoke pot. Imagine,
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what if you had to move suddenly. You would have to start all over
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again, getting contacts and shit! Anyhoot. Ok, the first thing you
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need to do, is have a rep, or LOOK like you have a rep. If you're a
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prep, dork, fag...whatever, no one will sell to you. So, get some
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irritated eyes, push people around, get suspended a couple of
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times. Ok, second of all, you need to know terms, prices, and where
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and who to go to.
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Terms
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Dime - However much weed you can get for $10. Depends on quality,
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where you live, who you get from etc...At least try to get two
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joints worth.
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Doobage, Green, Pine, Mary Jane, Shit, Cabby, Indo, Chronic, etc - All
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terms for weed.
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Eigth - 1/8th of an ounce. Should cost $20-$25 on average, less for
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shit weed, more for the bomb..:)
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Quarter - Quarter bag. Should cost no more than $45-$50.
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Joint, J - A marijuana cigarette, the most common way of ingesting
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the kind herb.
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Bong - A device for smoking marijuana, usually filled with water, to
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filter out some carcinogenic substances in the smoke.
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Bowl, Pipe - A simple pipe-like device with a screen, to smoke
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marijuana in.
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Pocus - Bad weed.
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Da Bomb - Good weed.
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Who To Look For
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Look around when ye'r in suspension. Look for people who
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look/smell/talk like they smoke weed. Try to start talking to
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them. As long as you don't look like you'd narc, they'd probably
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sell to you. The key is to talk like you know what you're talking
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about. Anyways, that's about it. Now, you're on your own.
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How To Get Porno Gifs (Or, Porn For Kids)
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Ok, getting those porno files is fairly easy. All you have to
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do is get a Credit Card Number Generation Program (call BSi), a
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computer with a monitor and gif viewer, modem, and the cashola to
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pay the phone bill.
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First, invest in a 14.4. It will save alot of YOUR money, and
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waste more of THEIRS! Next, generate a list of CC Numbers. Keep
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this handy. Next, get an issue of PC Magazine or something similar,
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and look up the BBS section. Some BBS's that I suggest are Lace
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(818-709-4275, VERY high quality pix, but BIG, and axess gets lost
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QUICK), Event Horizons (1-800-466-6336, VERY high quality pix, VGA
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movies w/ sound, 800 NUMBER!, axess HARD to get <Have to call VOICE>
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and gets lost QUICK), Fantasia (714-579-7022, poor quality pix, but
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if you fake a girls name, you get free axess, and the accts last
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LONG). All these BBS's have high speed modems, so...
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Anyhow, now, all you need to do, is log on as NEW, put in a
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bunch of not TOO fake shit (don't make it obvious that the info is
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false), and put in a cc number, and make up a exp date (All this
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shit can be made up, since MOST don't check up on this). Now, you
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have FREE axess to PAY boards. Neet, huh?
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P.S. This also works for Internet Services, such as Delphi, and
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Bix. However, I think that I personally hacked so many accts on
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there, that the only way I can get the accts validated now is by
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calling the 800 number to sign up (ANI, ouch..), but, it works.
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Interesting 800 Numbers!
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8oo Extenders. 328-21XX <50-99>
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800.328.2150 = Good Morning America <For recipies>
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800.328.2151 = Custom Trucking Company
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800.328.2153 = No Answer
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800.328.2153 = Hello?
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800.328.2155 = No Answer
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800.328.2161 = Call Interactive Message Update
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800.328.2163 = No Answer
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8oo.328.2166 = Carrier
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8oo.328.2168 = Dental Floral something
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8oo.328.2171 = Hoosier Lottery Update Program
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8oo.328.2173 = Dog Training
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8oo.328.2174 = Telematic
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8oo.328.2179 = Medic Alert
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8oo.328.2181 = Jack Marden Associates
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8oo.328.2182 = Winona Daily News
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8oo.328.2183 = Disconnected
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8oo.328.2184 = Flower Box
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8oo.328.2187 = Harry Foss Company
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8oo.328.2188 = Carrier <Fax>
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8oo.328.2189 = Answering Service
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8oo.328.219o = Comb <real dicks, they won't hang up>
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8oo.328.2192 = Carrier <Modem>
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8oo.328.2193 = No Answer
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8oo.328.2194 = Aeorfreight Express
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8oo.328.2195 = No Answer
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8oo.328.2197 = Command Corportation
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Shitty Shirts!
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Pretty soon, we're going to get some SHiTTY SHiRTS printed up,
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available exclusively to our readers/distributors. The graphix on
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the front will most likely be drawn by a commercial artist friend of
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mine, and the concept will be similar to this. A hick on the front,
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shoveling some shit, with the BSi Logo on the Left Chest, and on the
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back, big font "I Shovel Shit, And I'm Proud", for distributors, and
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a little kid, playing in a pile of shit, BSi Logo on the front, and
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on the back, big font "I Play With Shit, And I'm Proud." Of course,
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a list of all distribution sites w/ numbers & sysops will be
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included on the back of these shirts. They will cost somewhere
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between $10-$15. Anyone who may be interested in these, please
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leave me mail on BSi, or see me sometime on IRC, I hang out in
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#hack, #phreak, #2600, and on occasion #warez, just for the laughs.
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I'm usually on weekends, between 1-4 am. Anyhow, I won't be
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skimming any money off the tops of these shirts, so whatever the
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printer charges, that will be your price! SHiT, DiRT CHEAP!
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Some SHiTTY Sites!
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blunted.systems.inc - 813-497-3o83 - Waffle 1.65 - All Text, Virii,
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and H/P/C/A/Q/R/S/T/U/V...and the rest..:)
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