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¿oÚ (2o3) : A KoV subsidiary presents...
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T H E L I G H T E R S I D E
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Issue #3; October 27, 1994
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
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or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom
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of speech or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
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- Amendment I to the Constitution
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This issue's non-willing contributors : SHS
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: Joco
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: Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM)
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2o3 Notes : Keep in mind that the editor will try to make all articles
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submitted look professional. A copy of the edited version will
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be returned to the author for proofing of the material content.
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You can save a lot of trouble by doing this beforehand! :)
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(This is your only warning)
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: The Lighter Side, 2o3, or KoV and any of its subsidiaries do not
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necessarily share the views expressed in the articles published.
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Article I : FYBITE - Fuck you buddy, I'M THE EDITOR!
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Replies to notes by Scoop, dates not important
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That 203-2 sucked soooooo bad.
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- SHS
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I almost care.
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- Scoop
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So what do you think about writing. I willing to contribute, but I don't
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enjoy your style of knocking Joe Lieberman without the facts. IMHO, I never
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present an argument without proof which you did in 203-1. Maybe you're
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right, but hey, I'm didn't read 203 to hear opinionated editorials. Maybe
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for your next issue, you could make you opinions a little more subtle.
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- Joco
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My proof was not only verified by Lieberman's own TV ads which state "He
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(Lieberman) fought for removing violence in video games to protect our
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children" <which parents already censor from their kids who are too young>,
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and on a C-SPAN hearing regarding the entire issue. I understand your concern
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for the truth and slanted opinion in TLS articles. I try my best to research
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a topic before writing about it - and this is one thing I do not write about
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without facts. As for the tone I write with - you don't have to agree with
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it; it's your prerogative.
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Thanks for the offer to write. Pick whatever you like and I'll try to
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accomodate you.
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- Scoop
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Article II : Mortal Kombat III and Doom II - Sequels v. U.S. Senate
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Written by Scoop on 10/22/94, contributions from Electronic Gaming Monthly
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News from the pages of EGM shows that two of the current hot games,
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Doom and Mortal Kombat II, have sequels either in production or already here.
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It seems that ID and Midway don't acknowledge our government's attempt to
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censor the top source of entertainment for the younger generation.
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By now we all know that ID Software has released the second installment
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to the goriest game in history, DOOM II. This version, outside of shareware
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and warez versions, is available commercially in many stores. This release
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came on the heels of Sega succumbing to the official government ratings
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system, which will be first applied on their Genesis 32X translation of the
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original DOOM!. According to EGM, the game will carry a rating of M or
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"Mature gamers 17 and up", and retailers of the game will enforce this when
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a sale is made. Price for the Sega version has not been released yet, but
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expect it to be almost $100.
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Word from Midway Electronics points to Mortal Kombat III, yet another in
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the line of popular blood-gushers. A report in EGM shows this version to be
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a Double Dragon-type game, unlike the first two which were one-on-one fights.
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Some people claim that the game is already out and about, but unfortunately
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no release date was mentioned.
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No word from Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-CT) as of yet on this recent
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information, but TLS will keep you posted.
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Article III : Doom/Doom2 at 14.4; Hamden H.S. Cafe
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Written by Dark Death on 10/21/94
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Are you sick of those stupid utils that claim to let you go at full
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speed but instead stop at 9600? Well here are a few suggestions that might
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work.
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Both Dooms should have a MODEM.CFG file. If you haven't already, edit
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it and change baud speeds to something higher (DUH dumb ass). Try 14400 but
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most modems don't use 14400 since it isn't in the multiples (19200 works for
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me). That probably won't change much. This should work on all modems using
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the Hayes command set. There should be a part of the init that says S37=###
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(### being some number). If that's there then your modem speed in Doom will
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not change. (Mine says S37=11 chances but look in your modem manual to be
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sure). Set the baud rate to 19200; that should do it if all else fails.
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Find me if you need more help or someone to play modem Doom II with. For
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Doom I players, if you want something other than the setup program for stuff,
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find the Doom masters program. It's real good. Also for Doom II guys, if you
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didn't read the README file, to make the game more of a challenge, use the
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-FAST command. It makes the game go 300% faster! Imps shoot rapid fire,
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demons and spectors are alot more lethal, cyber demons, well...
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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
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In other news, myself and other investigative reporters recently
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launched an investigation into what the mysterious mystery meat on top of the
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living nachos at Hamden High are. What we found is a pile of some reddish
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lumpy stuff and a live horse : half in a wood chipper, and half... well...
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probably in the bucket. Also expect the price of soda cans to go up to 10
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dollars by the time you graduate.
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WE WANT YOU!! If you want to write an article or a message to the editor of
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TLS, just drop it by to one of our members and we'll make some room for it.
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You will also become a 2o3 member just by writing; whether you join our
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parent group KoV or not is another story...
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Unofficial Member List (203) as of 11/07/94 : Scoop, Dark Death, Victornox,
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Lord Valgamon, The Bohemith
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Official TLS Staff as of 11/07/94 : Scoop, Dark Death, The Bohemith
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