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ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÄÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛÛÛÜÄÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ Orange Cats Are Pretty!
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Û ÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÄÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄßÜÄÄÜÛÛÄÄÄÛ ÛÝÄÄÄÄÞÛÝÄÄ Author: Malice-Ter
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ÛÝÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÄÞÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛÛÄÄÄÄÛÝÞÛÄÄÄÄÄÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Date Of Release: 8/12/1993
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ÛÝÄÄÄÄÄÞÛÄÄÛÝÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛÛÛÜÜÄÄÄÞÝÞÛÜÜÜßßÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Time Released:4:13am
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ÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÛÄÄÄÛÜÄÄÄÜÛÛÛÛÄÄÛÝÄÄÄÄÞÛÞÛÛÄÄÄÄÄ Issue³26³ Of OCAP ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÄÄÄÞÛÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÛÄÄÄÄÄ ÛÝÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛÛÛÛÝÄÄÄÄÝÄÄÄÄÄÞÛÞÛ
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ùDedicatedù ßßßßß Ý ÛÞÛÝ If you are offended by the topic
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To Freedome of Speech, Ý ßÝ listed below, then delete this file!
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Freedom of The Press, And any
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other civil liberty that we can exploit.
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ® You REALLY want to be ELyTE? ¯ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Ok Boys and Girls this is MALICE-Ter Telling you K-Rad Super WareZ
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Cool D00dZ,some neato NFO. You call your Fav BBS (House Of Lame) and you
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do a New File Scan.To your suprise there is NO NEW UPLOADS. You go into shock
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but Have No Fear your Kitchen is Near, Ok Admit it your about 14 - 20 and your
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onely you have no life (You have a Computer) And I bet you ALWAYS Dream about
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getting LAID but due to all your ZITS and Lack Of Friends your Stuck with your
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self (Which at times can be realy fun ((Some Times))I''ll get into that in a
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nother issue) Anyways as I was saying You can have Lots of fun in the Kitchen
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You can Fuck Plenty of Weird and Interesting foods,Well I have some
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reccomendations.
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1) A PenisButter FUCK.
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Well Lets ask you this did you ever Jam your Meat into a Can of Peanut
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Butter? well if you did you''d relize that your dick gets all Stickey and
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Feels Mushy so heres a though! Put the the PeanutButter can in the fridge
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wait about 15 mins (Julia Child eat your heart out) Then stick your dick
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in to it try to do this Fast while your nice and erect thinking of DOOM,
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then shove the Peanut Butter in the Freezer (Make sure its not the fridge
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again) ok,now,when ever you get the urge to merge and you don''t have the
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money to splurge you can just take the can of Peanut Butter and Pump away.
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2) A Cucumber RAM Rod.
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Ok now heres a neat resipe for you select few Females out there (Yes I''ve
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seen You out there your so ugly you couldn''t get fucked by Boris (refer to
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issue 4) so theres always a Cucumber around the house. Now all you realy
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need to do is take down those Size 45 Spandex and neatly and Plant Head
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First. Okokok for you stupid Tight As can be I have a Alternitive Method
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for ya. But for you gals that can hold a cucumber in the croch you may want
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to wash of that old mold and fungii first. Hey Be creative and get out the
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potatoe pealer and carve a Dick or some thing. Oh Before for I forget
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here''s the Alternative Method.
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3) The Carrot Crevice Cleanser
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Ok don''t deny this some you out there are GAY! Yes Liquidanus We mean You!
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And the rest of the Freaky Funky Fuck up the But Club and we cannot forget
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you Fat Fuckless Cows (You know who you are). Simple just drop them and
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spread.Jam that carrot like theres no tomorrow just remember,someones
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gonna have to eat that carrot.You can''t waste food just think of those fucker
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in somolia (oh ya all they do is Fuck and Die off.Hey there a bunch of bunny
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rabbits,bet you wish you were there?)And make sure to wash off the carrot
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and place it back then again why wash it off?
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4) The Fluffernutter Finger Fuck
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Ok this is EZ all you realy got to do is whip out and ol porn mag (Okokok I
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know you have none but dream of a Favorite Gif you have Don''t leave the
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kitchen!)Now put that can of fluff and NUKE it for 2 mins. now take it out
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hold in between you legs Now Imagine that hot Gif you have? and Finger and
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Finger away.Hey Go amuse your friends with this knowlegde let a few SysOps
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know they can do this on a lonely night if this dosn''t make you ELITE
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nothing will.
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5) Sex Me No More.
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You Realy want to be elite huh? well you want to be able to be
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True Full Time Elite and be able to get the latest wareZ the rest of your
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life? Well theres really only one thing stopping you that may possibly make
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you LOOSE INTREST, I know this is hard to beleive but its possible.Now
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here''s a simple way to solve this dilema. Ok,get a cup of ICE COLD Water &
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ICE.Manhood in hand,put it into the cup. I know its gonna hurt but think of
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it this way NEVER EVER again will something get between you and the lastest
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wareZ. So now that you Put your manhood in that cup.Now remove the cup
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Place your meat on the table and pull out a sharp KNIFE,chop away. Chop
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it all off,don''t worry you won''t feel a thing.CHOP CHOP! And WAMMO Instant
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K Rad Super WareZ dude for life. hey with out any social life possible
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anymore I guess all you realy can do is work at Mickey D''s and BBS.
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Well thats all for now Kiddies next time You here from me Ill be
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Writing:
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Look forward to A good Fuck with a cabbage patch kid.
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And a Realy Great Fuck For Under A Buck.
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MALICE-ter (A K-Rad Super WareZ
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Cool Dude gone Bad)
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