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We are attempting to be a really swell/groovy/spiffy
h/p/A mag. Notice how the 'A' is in caps. We like the h/p part.
But the 'A' is definitly more fun. So if we tend to sway toward
'A' more than h/p,You'll know why. So we will tell you
how to hack/phreak, And use box's and the ones that still
work, We will always have more fun with 'A'.
Hello everybody,welcome to OCAP.So you ask,
What does OCAP stand for? Well OCAP stands for Orange Cats Are Pretty!
And I bet you want to know why we call our selves OCAP? Well here is
the story.
Once upon a time Long Long ago,Far Far away.I was
talking to some hacker friends on the phone.And one told
another to call someone me and just bother me with sick stuff.
Welp , Heres how it goes. He called me and said .
Him: Hi is <NAME> there ,
Me: Yes this is. Who the hell is this??
Him: This is <NAME>,..
Me: Oh ,Do I know you????
Him: No..
Me: Well who are you ,.
Him: Do you like cats with square balls ,.
Me: No , You godamn perv..
Him: Do you like orange cats with square balls??
Me: No .
Him: Do you think orange cats look nice??
Me:Yes , I think orange cats are pretty godamit !!!!!!
And the conversation went on for a few more minutes.
I kept saying.Orange Cats Are Pretty.Started making
banners .I printed an OCAP handout sheet telling people how ORANGE cats
are nearing extinction.And how they should send me $10 to join.
I printed like 1000+ Handouts. Had the school Laughing
thier ass's off.Not to mention half of the teachers
thinking it was for real. Went out with Damion
(You'll see) on halloween collecting for OCAP, Netted $17.88
Now Onto introducing members ,The members are.
Me Misguided Youth , And one o' my best friends ,Zoro The
Anarchist.one of the Founding member is the Raven.
But he has moved onto other stuff. Like his own group,
OSOW , Organized Smokers Of Weed.Or something to that effect.
And Another member , Damion My best friend in whole entire
world.He's a little slow ,But one hell of an
Anarchist/Antichrist. His whole life is practicly a
Sex Pistols Song (Anarchy in The UK). He won't be writing for
OCAP becase he lives in South Carolina ,And Probobly won't wanna
bother sending up the disks ,He probobly would ,But why bother
him?? I'll tell you of methods that he has taught me to
"Anarchize". And the newest Member is DeadPool.
He will be producing lots o' K-Wality stuff for us.
For example .. How to Identify |<-/>a|> warez S00PeR d00dZ.
Now OCAP has a few departments to it .
The Anarchy Department.Thats mainly what I am in charge of.
And then thiers, the oppinion Department. To express oppinion.
Like hate for a specifice anything. For example I (And ALL
of us here at OCAP) don't like niggers.Not neccisarily
black people.But Niggers,A specific breed,not even black,Could be white
too.(I will be releasing an issue of OCAP dedicated to that
topic) Then theres the torture department,Thats
Zorro the Anarchist's place o' buisness.The oppinion portion
is Zorro's domain.Deadpool shares in the duty of Anarchy in general.
And Other really neet-o things. HE is Pretty swell. I am ALSO in charge
of Funny stuff.and Jokes-n-Pranks.Like how to build a MARIO.BOX.
Ya' know.How to build a Console Copier for your Nintendo??
I am ALSO (Man,being in charge sure is a hell of a lot of work.) in
charge of the Hack/Phreak Section.Deadpool is second in command
in that sector o' the group.
Well if you plan to read OCAP in the future, You
may be offended.And HEY,I am sorry.But it AIN'T my problem,
Your the one who read it in the first place.Look for a NEW ocap
release every week.C'ept this week.This is a 'Special'
Double issue.This intro to us,and Special Edition, "How to Identify
A Nigger." Don't be offended.Read it ,You'll enjoy it!
Now This is who we are ,
Misguided Youth- I am the Leader in OCAP, I am the one who received that
menacing phone call about one year ago. I have been into h/p/A for about
2 years now,Had my modem for like 3 . And into computers for 6+ years.
And My favorite Text files are the old Anarchy text files , Ya know,
the funny ones .. You wanted to try ,Planned out ,Went to do them,and
chickened out .. Welp Me and Damion almost never chickened out. Though
sometimes I would ,He said C'mon , it'l be fun, And we NEVER got
caught , Then he moved .. Bummer .
Zorro The Anarchist- Not to be confused with the lame Zoro (spelled it
wrong too!) floating around in [203]. My 2nd best bud ,. He's a really
sick-o dude. He has a BUG SACRIFICE PIT in his backyard , Where he
burns them and buries them in matchbox cars in a psuedo-graveyard.
DeadPool- New to the group , saw him on a few h/p/a BBS's ..and started
to post alot o' to him .. Eventually I got into talking about
starting OCAP up (about 1 week from release date), We did,He's
also pretty new to MODEM's in general , Into H/p/a for about
6 months , But damn good for a beginer , Wouldn't even know it.
Raven- Why bother, Major Warez Puppy , 14.4k+ , But otherwise
K00l.
Damion- My best bud , Doesn't have a modem .. But a wicked sense of
humor . He has almost a sense of when you can do something wrong and
get away with it. Really *SWELL* kid.
This is an edit. The original was
rushed out in order to meet a deadline.
and I had no time to do any real editing.
please don't think bad of OCAP because I
Had too much goddamned stuff to do.
Thanks.
Misguided Youth.
Welp , Onto the show.
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