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ÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜÛÛ ÜÜÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜÛ ÜÜÜ Ü±
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Û²ÛßÛÛÛ Û Û²Û þÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÝÛ²Û ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ±ÜÝ
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ÝÛ²Û Û²Û Û ÛÛÛ ÝÛ²Û ÛÛ ÝÛ²Û Û²Û Û²Û Û²Û ßþ
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ÝÛÛÛ Û²Û ÛÜÛ²Û ÝÛ²Û ÛÛ ÝÛÛÛ Û²Û Û²Û Û²Û ÛÛÛÜ
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þÛ²Û Û²Û þßÛ²Û ÝÛÛÛ ÛÛ þÛ²Û ÛÛÛ Û²Û Û²Û ÛÛÛþ
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ÜÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÜÛÛÜÜ
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² nyquil number four, the first duo issue. ²
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* nyquil issue number four *
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in this, the first duo issue of nyquil, we bring you two great
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performances. the first from mistawho, who pretends to be a KKK
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member in #black. the second from deathbringer who does a spectacular
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job of being a new irc user who is getting flashed. both captures
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were fairly small so i put them together for the first ever duo.
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the submissions have been coming in large numbers lately. there are
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a few key things i would like to see in the submissions. i would
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like to see a creative plot, a lengthy log, and a fairly neat log.
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i am more than happy to go through and edit anything you give me.
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the editing is up to you though, but again, i am very willing to
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edit them. keep the submissions coming!
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-pale
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* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
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OPNOTES *** K_K_K (~mistawho@godfather.cyberquest.com) has joined channel
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#black
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*** Topic for #black: "LATE NIGHT QUIET NIGHT ON #BLACK"
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<K_K_K> Let's see how long it takes me to get killed
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<player> what yall wanna talk about
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<player> kkk what?
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<SweetLuv> kkk get the f*ck out!
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<K_K_K> Hmmm, guess you can't kick me, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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<K_K_K> you mean fuck?
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*Lars* Haahahaaa
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<K_K_K> Hello?
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<K_K_K> Is this just about the color black? Or just about a lot of black
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people?
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<pfuzz> whats up with kkk?
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<Sunspot> bring on that amuniton
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<K_K_K> eYE aM fORREST, fORREST gUMP
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<K_K_K> yOU aLL wANNA kNOW hOW eYE gOT mY nAME?
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<K_K_K> My momma told me that my great great grandpa started this club called
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the KKK, and they went around hanging something callled coons from
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trees
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*Lars* hahahha
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*SweetLuv* fuck you you sorry PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
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<K_K_K> *SweetLuv* fuck you you sorry PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
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<K_K_K> Geee, I lub you too
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<player> I am from Montreal, canada! and u where r u?
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<player> i got one more thursday then my relatives is comin to get me
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<K_K_K> We hang Canadians too
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<K_K_K> eh, hosehead?
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<SweetLuv> kkk: you couldn't f*ck me with that 1 inch penis of yours
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<K_K_K> SweetLuv : It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
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<punches> you are so damn TIRED YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<pfuzz> kkk: us black people are actually using a type of vernacular that only
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black people can understand...so fuck off
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<K_K_K> Us whitie's had to get real used to that
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<K_K_K> pfuzz : Oh, so it's... Like, a black thing, right?
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<player> kkk is a punk don't trip,
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<SweetLuv> kkk: with that small mind of yours you wouldn't know how to use it
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if it came with instructions
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<player> kkk is a greek homo
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<K_K_K> SweetLuv : Well, yes I can, cause my momma told me everything I need
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to know!
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<Sunspot> KKK: why do you want bring such a disturbed manner on the net
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<K_K_K> I am greek, so what?
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<Gmath> c-ya all! fuck u kkk
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<player> kkk, you's a fake ass fool
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<punches> That figures! Just listen to you!!!!!!
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<SweetLuv> kkk: I should have known that you were an inbred piece of shit!
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<K_K_K> Sunspot : Just wnated to to see what it was like in here
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<K_K_K> INBREEDERS
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*Lars* hahahh
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<K_K_K> I am one of them
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<K_K_K> My sister and I, ooooh, watch out, we get things going
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<K_K_K> player : I'm not a fake.. I'm the real white thing
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<punches> In this case mother dosen't Know SHIT!!!!!!!!!
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*** Kevr requested finger information for you.
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*Lars* its just funny to sit back and watch :)
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<pfuzz> goodnight kkk....u are sounding real tired
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<K_K_K> wHITE pOWER fOR tHE gREEKS
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*** Kevr pinged you.
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-Kevr- Initiating DCC Chat (204.92.48.18)
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*** DCC CHAT (Kevr) request received from Kevr
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*** Kevr is Kevr.io.or@dyna-18.net7a.io.org (Kevr)
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*** on channels: #black
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*** on irc via server irc.io.org (Internex Online)
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<<< Mail Bomb that address, thank you - mistawho >>>
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<player> hahahaha you are funny, white, ohh you must have a penis problen
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<Lars> NO CARRIER
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*** Signoff: Lars (EOF From client)
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<K_K_K> I don't have a penis problem, the dick pump and I work out quite well
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<SweetLuv> kkk: go to #shitface where you belong and get your mother to fuck
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you in the ASS.
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<Sunspot> KKK: but you use one of the most hated organizations as a nick and
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make racist references
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<pfuzz> sweetluv: ooh...such language!!! i love it
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<K_K_K> SweetLuv : But but, my mother isn't a herm, so she can't do that to
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me, do you want me to ask her to wear a strap on?
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<K_K_K> Plus, the KKK is just an organization for white folks, nothing more
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really
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<robo53> What with kkk is it for real or a joke?
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<K_K_K> robo53 : wtf do you think fucknut?
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<punches> What do u look like?
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<Sunspot> KKK: actually your refered to blacks not having good grammar
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<K_K_K> Sunspot : So? Can't help it if I point out the truth
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* intermission *
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even though that was the second episode in #black i decided to
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release it in this issue. it was rather small but does well on
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content. to point out something, nyquil does not like to release
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issues dealing with only one or two channels. the more channels
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we have fun in, the better.
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* resuming nyquil four *
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* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Deathbringer's Notation: Basically I went to #chatzone on the undernet and
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pretended to be flashed and be a first time user. You'll get the idea.
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(My nick is `tyler'). I also waited around here and massflashed everyone
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a few times before I started shit so that a few people would share the
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same problem.
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My crap is indented with one space and messages to me are in *starz*.
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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<tyler> Ahh... what's going on???
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<tyler> Something just happened to my screen?
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<tyler> HELP!
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<tyler> I can't SEE!
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<NoW> tyler, what's wrong with it?
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<NoW> tyler, you don't see anything?
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<hernan> My screen too
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<tyler> I can't see anything! Everything is garbled!
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<QI> flashed?
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<hernan> yea
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<NoW> sounds bad...
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<tyler> What's going on? HELP!
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<Kelse> Tyler: check your terminal emulation
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<NoW> Qi, help the guy out. :)
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<NoW> I think the only thing we can do is kick him.
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<QI> signoff and type "mesg n"
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<JackS> someone was trying to flash huh
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<tyler> What's going on?!?!?!
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<tyler> HELP!
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*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* relog
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*[SueFish:sufi@gate.net]* try typing /clear
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<Pablo> tyler: try kicking your monitor
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*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* WHATS WRONG?
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<Pablo> :)
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<tyler> Now things are beeping! I can't see anything. There aren't any
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letter's here! HELP!
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*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* relog
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<Baby> chill tyler
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<Pablo> beeping ???
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<NoW> tyler.... poor guy... I feel sory for him.
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<tyler> Ahh! HELP!
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<tyler> HELP!!!!!!!!
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<sushi> ok tyler
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<Kelse> he's getting msg's
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<jazz> i have the same problem too
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*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* SIGNOFF AND TYPE "MESG N" IN LOWERCASE
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<tyler> Ahh..
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<tyler> QI: How do I signoff? This is my first time here?
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<tyler> HELP!
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<sushi> tyler:?
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<hernan> tyler:why dont connext again
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<tyler> HELP!!!!
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*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* you got it fixed?
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*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* TYPE SIGNOFF
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<tyler> SIGNOFF
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<tyler> TYPE SIGNOFF
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<tyler> HELP!
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<tyler> This isn't working!!!
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<sushi> tyler :??????/
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<QI> NO: /SIGNOFF
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<Blah> lower case tyler :)
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<NoW> should we kick him?
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<tyler> /SIGNOFF
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<NoW> he can't see anything
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<NoW> why are you telling him what to do? he can't see anything
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<tyler> /SIGNOFF
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*[buddha:gwong@psych.uiuc.edu]* no spaces.
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<jazz> tyler:i have the same problem too..nothing shows when i type..
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<Kelse> HEY ANY OP: kick Tyler off so he can relog...his modem switched to
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TTY and he needs to have it reset
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<tyler> /SIGNOFF
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<QI> i think they can see caps..
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<Pablo> tyler : try buying a new computer :)
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<tyler> HELP! I CAN"T SEE! What's wrong with this? This sucks!
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<Pablo> you can use your old one in many ways
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<NoW> Kelse, we are only chops. that takes an IRCop
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*** You have been kicked off channel #chatzone by Y`zor (Y`zor)
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*** tyler (thutton@ccnet3.ccnet.com) has joined channel #chatzone
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*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* RELOG and it will fix!
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<jazz> IT'S NOT THE COMPUTER..I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO..
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*[Y`zor:dwood@dialin.iupui.edu]* Sorry...
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<imran> its a virus attack
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<tyler> Someone PAHLEEEEEEESE HELP ME!
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*[buddha:gwong@psych.uiuc.edu]* geez. bad week.
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<Baby> imran?
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<tyler> AHHH!
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*** Mode change "+b *!*thutton*@*.ccnet.com" on channel #chatzone by buddha
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<tyler> AHHHHH!
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*** You have been kicked off channel #chatzone by buddha (buddha)
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*** #chatzone Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
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-- editors notes --
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nyquil is looking for some good ascii artists. i have no need for
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ansi at this time. obviously any form of art will be welcomed, but
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ascii especially. i have a great need for more ascii's. a site would
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not be far off for a few good quality ascii's.
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* end of issue four *
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