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Morgue (if I make it in) proudly presents:
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How to be an instantaneous "Threat to your neighborhood"...
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Ok. these are things you can do to people/school/whoever to
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torture
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them.
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-=-[<*>]-=-
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Embarrassment for All
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Make the nastiest poster you can find. or get a page from Playboy
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or
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something. Go to a building, public place, etc. Use wet,
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evaporated
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milk to make the poster stick for a while. A variation on this
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is to
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put a flag over or on top of another flag. The classic example
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of this
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is documented in Phrack, issue 41... that's the fun you can have
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with
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That.
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Another cool thing to do is, if you are on steps of a school,
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building,
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whatever (a cool place to do this would be a mall with a big
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staircase,
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is when you are at the top (make sure you are in a big crowd or
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no one
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is around), take a jar of BB's and let 'em loose! (Hey, that was
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a run
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on sentence)... Speaking of which, that brings us to the next
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fun
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section:
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-=-[<*>]-=-
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Fun in School
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Yeah, sure, school gets Really boring. Here are some
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FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN things you can do at your school to
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lighten
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up the heavy, thick, stuffy atmosphere that covers the hellish
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torture
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chamber AKA the School system of the U.S. The things mentioned
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above
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should work rather nicely. Some other fun things to do are:
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Make a paper airplane. Before you make it, though, write some
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nasty, or
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unusual slogans. Also, you could write 'em on the wings with red
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magic
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marker after the plane is made. Stuff like "Bob loves you."
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"XXXXXXXXXXX is Gay!" or other nice rumors... <g>... Another
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nice thing
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to do (I did this! so I know how much fun it can be) is, Find out
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your
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school's exchange (most will have a private one ). Anyway, after
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you have it, load up good ol' Toneloc, Codethief, whatever you
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use, and
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SCAN AWAY! You can find all sorts of nifty things, I found my
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school's
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Prime... my friend Anonymous Caller found a PBX!. the fun is
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endless.
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Also, you may even get to hear teacher's scream "HELLO!!!!!!!"
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and laugh
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at them all the way.
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-=-[<*>]-=-
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Fun on Phones
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The telephone is not only a necessary tool, but a machine for
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endless
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fun. Perhaps the most fun is red boxing from a payphone, but
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that's
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basic. Crank calling is always fun, but there is More!... One
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of the
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most laughable things to do is get a friend. Make sure either
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you or
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him/her has three-way. Call up someone at random (or someone you
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hate)
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and pretend you and your friend are DJ's at a radio station. say
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"Ya
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ready to win $100 in cash???" or something, sound excited. then
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play a
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popular song. if they say something way off, if you feel like a
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laugh
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anyway say "... Close... wait... the Judges WILL ACCEPT
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that!!!"... I
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remember one of these convos it went like this. my friend was the
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dj. I
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was an assistant, and there was another assistant:
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DJ (right!!!): Hello. We're from Eagle 106. We are broadcasting
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nation
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wide tonight. (We called Louisiana, they'll believe ANYTHING
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down
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there!)
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DJ:... you up for $100 tonight?
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Girl: ... Is this some kind of prank?
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DJ: No!!!!... are you R-R-R-Ready???
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Girl: Umm... Sure.
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DJ: Ok. Just name this song... (he played "How Long" by
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Information
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society)
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Me: That's enough! That's enough!
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DJ: Ok. can you name that song?
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Girl: No.....
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DJ: O well... try this one. (he played a more popular song)
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Girl: I don't know.
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DJ: Ohh... that came from the movie Breakfast Club.
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Girl: Oh! I saw that movie.
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DJ: Then we'll give it to ya.
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Me: Now. trivia time (I felt sorry for the poor victim)... What's
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the
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capital of Louisiana?
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Girl: (excited): BattonRouge
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Me: Right! that's $500!!!!!
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We asked her some more questions, got the total to $550... Then.
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the
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real fun is. you write up a fake check like on your computer. Get
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their
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address (our victim spilled it out!), and Mail it to them.
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imagine the
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fun when they try to cash it.
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Another fun thing to do is, get a few friends again. the more
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friends,
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the more udderly psychotic it sounds. Call a victim up. Instead
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of just
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one person talking, each says a word of a sentence. it sounds
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udderly
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insane. one went like this.
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Hello... Is... <the person we were asking for>... there? (each
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word in a
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different voice)
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Girl:... Hello???
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Us: There's... something... wrong... with... the... Phone...
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Is... he...
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there?
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Girl: There must be --
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Us: Can... you... hear... me?
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Girl: Yes...
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Us: Is... he... there?
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Girl: No...
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Us: Do... you... have... an... number? (An number??????)
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Girl: No.
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Us: (we all started talking)... Hello? hello (udder confusion)...
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Girl: Hello?
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Me: Hello???!.. I'm from... Massachusetts.
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we pretended we had no idea what was going on... it was fun
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watching the
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girl try to figure it out.;
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Well. that's about it... Thanks for reading. hope this makes it.
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The Morgue WHQ is Ionic Destruction 215-722-4524
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give it a call.
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Disclaimer:
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The information above was for just that, your information only. In no
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way will Morgue, or me, be liable for anything that happens as a result
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of this file. yeah, whatever. Have fun.
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-AE-
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