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MONEY INC. DIGEST #12
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RELEASED 27 MAR 1994
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TODAY'S TOPIC: CAMEL JOCKEYS SUCK, OR CRIME IN THE 90'S
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MONEY INC. IS: SLEEPY SONIC FURY METHOD MAN THE BIG CH33S3 CCRIDER
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Ok, let's say you're a complete imbecile, which you probably are, and don't
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know the first thing about comitting a crime. Well, that's where I
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come in. In this guide, I will instruct you in the finer points of crime,
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including, Carding (and why it's not what it used to be), bouncing checks
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(which is an easy way to get little things), simple field phreaking, breaking
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into cars (including GTE or Bell Vehicles), and mailboxing. All of these
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activities have been actually performed by myself and members of Money Inc.
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and the methods have been certified by the Fraud Division of the
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Anarchists of America Local #666.
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DISCLAIMER: DISCLAIMERS SUCK. BY THE WAY, IF YOU GET BUSTED, YOU SUCK TOO.
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Chapter One: Carding, the Lost Art.
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Once upon a time, all you had to do is call your local K-Rad HPA board and
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look through all the messages and you would find a card number. Then you
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would go next door, kill your neighbors and card shit to their house. Well,
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welcome to the 1990's. This no longer will work because, beside from the fact
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that murder is frowned upon in our society, too many lame carders got busted
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and the fucking companies got wise to our activities. So now, carding is
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severely limited.
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The best thing to do to get cards is to work in a store that delivers the
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shit that they sell. If they are in the middle ages and still use carbons,
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all the better. If they use verifones with that fucked up reciept paper,
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then try to find delivery forms...you know, the ones they give the dumb
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delivery guys. These usually have the number right on them. They will
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also have the cardholder's name and address and usually fone number too. Ok,
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now that you've got this, you can now card that new Amiga 4000 Toaster setup
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you've been jerking off over for the last 6 months, right? Wrong.
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Don't even try to card computer shit. If you have to read text files to tell
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you how to card, you will get busted. The best thing for you to do is to
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call up your local porno board and card an account there. Rusty and Edies
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and a few others are easy to do. Once you card an account there, you can
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donwload all the bestiality GIF's you want. Then you can stop jerking off
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over a computer. You can shine you helmet over a picture of some 13 year
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old black girl getting fucked by a horse.
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If you happen to come across plastic, rememeber, go to small stores or go
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to huge Wal-Mart type stores. The in-between places either have cameras
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or have enough time to verify your card. Wal-Mart, Target, or whatever
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you have in your neck of the woods are best, since they are usually busy
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and don't even usually look at the card. You should remember to try
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to be the same sex as the name on the card, as not to arrouse suspicion.
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Keep the card in your wallet, but hide your license, so you can claim to not
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have a license if they ask for one. Fake ID's come in handy here...if you can
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get a good one.
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REVIEW: DON'T CARD COMPUTER SHIT...CARDING ACCOUNTS ON BBS'S IS THE EASIEST
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THING BESIDES CARDING FONE SEX...IF YOU GET PLASTIC YOU DESERVE TO DIE!
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Chapter Two: Bouncing Checks
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Well, let's say you have no money in the bank. You want to buy a few CD's
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and you have no other way to get the money. Well, do what I do...BOUNCE
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A CHECK!!! Despite what you have been programmed to think, you will not
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rot in jail if you do it right.
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The main objective is to keep it small. If you keep the purchase under
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$200 or so, even if you do get caught, all you will have to do is pay it
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back. Next, do not make a pattern of it...do it once or twice every six
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months or so. Next, do not rip the same bank off more than once or twice.
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Otherwise, you will go to jail for a few days. Finally, DO NOT DO THIS
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IN YOUR HOME COUNTY...PREFERABLY NOT IN YOUR HOME STATE. If you bounce
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checks in a town 100 miles from home, they are not gonna pay a constable
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a ton of money to go and pick your ass up. The store will just write the
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loss off, and go on with their miserable lives. If you do this in your
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home county, they can readily call you at home, send you threatening
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mail, and have the local magistrate collect the money for them. If you can
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find a place that will accept out of state checks, go there, since I have
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never heard of anyone getting extradicted for check fraud.
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REVIEW: AGAIN, DO NOT BOUNCE CHECKS FOR COMPUTERS (OR CARS, OR GUNS, OR
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OTHER LARGE ITEMS!)...STAY FAR FROM HOME...DON'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT!
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Chapter Three: Simple Field Phreaking
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Ok, there are a few places that field phreaking can still come in handy.
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The main tools you will need are: a Red Box, Beige Box, small hand tools,
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dark clothing, etc. I am not gonna go into phreaking procedure here, since
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there are many fine phreak text files out there...just a few quick pointers.
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Number one...red boxes still work, but only from Bell Fones.
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Number two...blue boxes do not work, at least in the US.
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Number three...beige boxes are handy for calling those 900 numbers that give
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you access on your favorite porno BBS.
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Number four...If you're out at night, wear dark clothing and beige box in
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dark neighborhoods. If possible beige box in an apartment
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building. The usually have all of the line going into one
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big box in the basement.
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REVIEW: RED BOX, GOOD...BLUE BOX, BAD...BEIGE BOX, GOOD.
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Chapter Four: Breaking into Cars
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This method is also used for Bell trucks, since they have windows like any
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other car. Once inside you can get, in the case of a car, the stereo, money
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wallet, check book, or if there is nothing in the car, rip the seats and piss
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on the floor. In the case of Bell trucks, you can get linemans' handsets,
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tool kits, gas cards, important Bell papers, hard hats, first aid kits,
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CB radios, and we even got a portable TV set once.
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First get some old spark plugs. Then use a hammer to break the ceramic off
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of the plug. Try to get large pieces of ceramic. Marble sized pieces are
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perfect. These you will use to break the window of the car. All you have to
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do is walk up to the car. Stand about five feet away from the door window, and
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throw the ceramic chunk as hard as possible. This will cause the window to
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shatter almost silently. You can then do what you want. Just make it fast
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and once inside the car, close the door so the light goes off. Duh.
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Next, in case you want to break into Bell trucks...remember. Each prefix
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will usually have a switch with a few maintenance trucks. This is especially
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true in rural and suburban areas. The switches are usually out on a rural
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highway, major enough to be able to get anywhere, but out of the way enough to
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be unobtrusive to the neighborhoods. Go late at night, and hit the trucks.
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Do all of the ones in your area at one pop and then lay off for a few weeks, so
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they will have time to get more equipment. Don't worry about security...there
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usually is none. And Bell will continue to leave their expensive equipment in
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their trucks because they are too lazy to take it in at night.
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REVIEW: THREE WORDS...SPARK PLUG CHUNKS
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Chapter Five: Mailboxing
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Simple enough...find a dark neighborhood and look for the lttle red flags up on
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the mailboxes. If you find an apartment complex with regular mailboxes, you
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can hit the ones without flags up easily also. You can find interesting shit
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in mailboxes...checks (virtually worthless), cash (if you're lucky), magazines,
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court papers, etc. Stealing court papers is cool, because the prson you take
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them from will go to jail if they don't know the court date.
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REVIEW: IT'S TOO EASY TO EVEN REVIEW.
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Well, I hope this will help you in your life of crime...remember, if you can't
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do the time, don't do the crime. A friendly reminder from your local chapter
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of the Anarchsists of America, local #666.
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WIN IF YOU MAY, LOSE OF YOU MUST, BUT ALWAYS, ALWAYS CHEAT!
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COPYWRONG 1994, MONEY INCORPORATED
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ALL RIGHTS BOUND AND GAGGED
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MONEY INCORPORATED IS:
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Sleepy - Founder and CEO
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Sonic Fury - Founder and Chairman of the Board
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The Big Ch33s3 - VP Drug and Fraud Division
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Mehtod Man - VP HP Division
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CCRider - VP Unix/Hack Division
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If you are interested in joining Money Inc., you are probably too lame.
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OFFFICIAL LIST OF MONEY INC. RELEASES:
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Money Inc Digest #1 - Fuck Animal Rights Activists! by Sleepy
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Money Inc Digest #2 - Lamers...what to do with em? by Sleepy
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Money Inc Digest #3 - Lame Groups by Sleepy
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Money Inc Digest #4 - 1-800-COLLECT Scam by Sleepy, concept by Sonic Fury
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Money Inc Digest #5 - Do-It-Ureself Drug Recipe by Sonic Fury
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Money Inc Digest #6 - Crippled Children Suck, or how to get GTE Testfones
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Money Inc Digest #7 - 1-800-CALL-ATT Scam by Sonic Fury
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Money Inc Digest #8 - Switching For Imbeciles by Sleepy
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Money Inc Digest #9 - French People Suck, or the Sprint Cellular Scam
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Money Inc Digest #10 - Card A Life! by Sleepy
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Money Inc Digest #11 - Lyrics to some Morrissey song by CCRider
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Money Inc Digest #12 - Camel Jockeys suck, or Crime In the 90's by Sleepy
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Anything else is a fake release...accept no substitutes, buy only Money Inc.
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Brand text files for the best quality and worst humor!
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