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44 lines
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MONEY INC DIGEST #10
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RELEASED 8 MARCH 1994
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TODAY'S TOPIC: CARD A LIFE!!!!!
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MONEY INC IS: SLEEPY, SONIC FURY, METHODMAN, THE BIG CH33S3
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Ok, let's say you suck.....you really suck. You should kill yourself, but you
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don't have the balls to do it. Everyone you know hates you, and you are
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virtually worthless. As a last resort, you decide to card a life!!! You don't
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care if you go to jail, and if you get away with it, you can start over in a
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new town with a new identity. Let's get started!
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First, you'll need to get a LOT of card numbers...maybe some plastic, if at all
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possible. The more cards you get the better. Say you get 200 cards from your
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local CBI. The next step is to mug a few people, break into houses, cars or
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anything else you can to get plastic.
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Next, if you can, use these accounts to card money into a Swiss bank account
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to buy yourself a house. After the house, it's all downhill...here's a list
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of the things you could card....
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1: A wife from one of those buy-a-gook-wife-so-she-can-become-a-citizen service
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2: Pets from your not-so-local pet store....
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3: Groceries from your not-so-local grocery...
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4: Cash advances for drugs...
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5: Home furnishings, stereo equipment...
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6: Clothing...
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7: Anything but computers, jewelry or guns...these are the most watched items.
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Just remember, if you get caught, you can still kill yourself...hey...at least
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you tried. And remember, if you do actually try this, you will get caught!
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This is just a joke...and if you can't laugh at it, then fuck you!
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COPYRIGHT 1994, MONEY INC.
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ALL RIGHTS IMPALED
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MONEY INC IS: SLEEPY, SONIC FURY, METHODMAN, THE BIG CH33S3
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