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MONEY INCORPORATED DIGEST #6
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RELEASED 22 FEB 1994
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TODAYS TOPIC: CRIPPLED CHILDREN SUCK!!! OR HOW TO GET FREE GTE TESTPHONES
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MONEY INC IS: Sonic Fury Sleepy the Big CH33S3 MethodMan
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Typed and Concept by: Sleepy/Money Inc.
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Ok, say you want to beigebox and you're a complete dolt and can't solder. You have
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no friends, and if you did you couldn't pay one to solder some alligator clips on some
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phone wire. Here's what you can do....
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1. Find someone to drive you around until you find one of those GTE
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buildings. Do this late at night, and go in isolated areas...
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2. This should be no problem, since GTE buildings are usually isolated,
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either in small towns or right off a major road.
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3. Have your friend park across the street, and run across the street.
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4. Run up to the GTE truck (by the way, only go to the buildings with
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GTE trucks...duh)
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5. Break the window....the best way to do this is to take a bit of ceramic
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broken off of a spark plug. This is virtually noiseless and completely
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spider-webs the window.
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6. The will be a console between the front seats, the testphone will be
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the orange device on the console. Grab it and run back to the car.
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7. Do this at all of the GTE buildings in one night...since, once they
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discover a test phone missing, they'll be more secure for a few weeks.
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8. If you get lucky you may get a touch tone test phone, but more than
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likely it'll be a pulse fone....
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9. Happy phreaking....AND DON'T GET CAUGHT...if you do get caught, you
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thought this up on your own....now go and trash some GTE trucks!
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COPYWRONG 1994 MONEY INCORPORATED
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All rights sentenced to death by lethal injection
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MONEY INCORPORATED TOP TEN ALBUMS OF ALL TIME (OR AT LEAST THIS WEEK)
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(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
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1. IRON MAIDEN, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
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2. BUTTHOLE SURFERS, Independent Worm Saloon
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3. PINK FLOYD, Meddle
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4. PINK FLOYD, The Final Cut
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5. THE CULT, Electric
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6. THE MEATMEN, We're the Meatmen and you Suck
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7. THE MEATMEN, Rock N Roll Juggernaut
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8. QUEENSRYCHE, Operation Mindcrime
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9. JUDAS PRIEST, Painkiller
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10. GUNS N ROSES, Use your Illusion (I and II)
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(Doesn't it seem like I'm just trying to waste space?)
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MONEY INC Top 5 Games of All Time (All formats)
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(In order)
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1. LEGACY OF THE ANCIENTS, C64 format
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2. JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL '93, Sega format
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3. BARD'S TALE III, C64 format
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4. POLICE QUEST, PC format
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5. FOURTH AND INCHES, C64 format
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(Strange there's no Amiga titles there....as much as I love my Amiga)
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