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"Your Bark was Loud but ya Bite wudn't vicous"
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- Snoop Doggy Doggy
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hEy d0oDz!@! iT'z dA t3Xt pHorCastors SpeCiAL eDiTioN.
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Produced and editt-tited into its rAdDy rAd Setup by:tHe elEeT kReW!@!
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,, <-- hint on what this ascii is : he's not jh00ish
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|///\\\|. t3xT pHoRKast0rs
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.| oo |ù "Symbolism's one big chance to say 'what the fuck is that'?"
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|\\\///| -Mogel
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| | "ya never know till you;ve sampled the best and the worst..."
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|^^^^| -Godd(+d)
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wElK0Me .. to the .. tF newletter ..
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HEY! What is this? This shit is Mogel! Where's my buddy Uslurper/God(+d)?!
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Well, you see, this is the thing. I was in this k-k00l k0ference wiFF a
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whole bunch of rad's the other day and we decided that we really wanted
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to help God(-d+d) out. You see, GodDdD is the most important and powerful
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person in the 215 *AND* <gasp> 610 area codes and it just bothered us.
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What bothered us was that when yer as 'k' as GoDddD is, then it must be
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really *REALLY* hard to put out a rADDd group like tF. Beyond that, GoDD
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had a very busy schedule. You see, his parents have recently discovered
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that he had been using his "personal" line for quite a while as a BBS
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life...er, I mean line. So anyhow, his parents THEN discovered that for
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some reason strange things began to happen to their phone line...and they
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we're being charged for a series of AT&T conferences (there is DEFINTALY
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no correlation to the above-formentioned conference... I assure you ;>).
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*THEN* goDDdD''z parents discovered that he had run into quite a few people
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that didn't like what he was doing (d00difing the h/p scene even MORE than
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already it already is). Anyhow, because GodD had become so busy, we realized
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he had no time to put out the next release for his group teXt fORcAStERS.
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Instead of letting such a incredibly talented group die (I mean who could
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ever forget the infamous "t0p 10 rE4sOns tO nOt KaLL a pEEdEE bOarD"), we
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decided to write the next release for him. We're don't need any thanks from
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GoddD because doing this for him was plenty enough. It's time for us all to
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reflect on what GoDD had done for our lifes.
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Mogel: "GodDd has shown me that there REALLY is a TRUE moron out there.
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That's a lesson I'll never forget. Whenever I feel that there
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SHOULD be total freedom of information... I remember GoDDd and
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clasp my heart and thank god (the other one) for my SysOp
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User-delete fuction! bOO-yAh!"
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Dark Phiber: "Well Godd has been a really good sport about this. And so have
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his parents. They seem to like us very much and will sit and
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chat with us for hours because they have no lives. Well first
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we started just making a bunch of accounts on Godd's BBS. Then
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we started calling at hours of the night and making prank
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calls. Finally we had some real fun and rerouted Godd's BBS
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number to the Secret Service in Philadelphia. Finally Godd
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had a passcode put on his phone account so we can't change it
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anymore. We've talked to Godd on a few teleconferences and we
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are even being nice enough to release a pak for his group Text
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Forecasters. We even had Godd on a couple of conferences and
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had him tell us how cool we really are."
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]]<< iNd3X <<[[
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#] Title File Name Done By
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-- ------------ --------- -------
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1] The Newsletter Intro TFNEW.LET Mogel
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2] Godd's Adventures in aYcH3-p33 L4nD GODD.BAS Dark Phiber
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3] How to Hack a N.O.S.E. System KA^TF.TXT Kaos
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4] |_0g0 aNZi d00d!@! MOG-TFAD.ANS Mogel
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5] Top 10 Ways to get A Straight d00d... TOP10SEX.TXT LowLevel
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6] How to Make a /<-RaD BBS GD-BBS.TXT Black Ice
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7] A Portrait of the one we Love RING-GOD.ANS RingMaster
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8] The Return Box RETURN.BOX Mogel/Others
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9] GoDD and his brother GODDD.GIF Morpheus
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Who is GodD? Well, I've decided to do a special spotlight on the MAN, the
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MeeTH, the GODDDDDDD. be forwarded... this is not for the weak of heart,
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like those cheesy Phrack Spotlights... this thing is the r34l d34l.
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SPOTLIGHT ON.....GODD(+D)!
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- Thanks to Dark Phiber for compiling a lot of this info
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Handle: Godd [currently Usurper]
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Name: Matthew Baumbach
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Address: 866 Brill St. Philadelphia PA
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Phone Number: (215)744-0226 [voice] (215)744-4944 [data]
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Parents: Walter & Helen
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Siblings: David
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Godd's underground achievements: Runs the lamest literature group in 215
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(Text Forecasters) and the lamest BBS in 215 (Plateau, formerly Satan's
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Sanctuary).
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Family Quotes:
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Walter: "If you continue using that language I'll have to hang up on you. I am
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a very religious man.", "Don't call here again you asshole or I'll
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come to your house and kick your ass. I know who you are and where
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you live."
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David: "Why are you still talking to that asshole?"
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oUr pHaVoRitE goddDDdd qUotezZz [iN C|-|r0n0l0giKal 0rDeR]:
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"...its bright and h/p/a/c/v activises in 2i5 are on the move ... listen to
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metallica they rule.... we also predict a big downfall for Cafbl..."
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"You can't change anything on anyone's phone account without a password."
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"mogel...hahahah that pussy, i logged on to his bbs, i never begged shit!, i
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asked him if i could have a hoe distro but becuase he's an asshole he never
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anaswe so i wrote the 2! next people in rank, Black Fran and Slater!, becuase
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i hoped 1! of them who answer, now that aint begging, begging is stooopid, i
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dont like hoe, at all really, their the next potential high flyer from
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2i5!..."
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"...this fucking area code is full of Power Trippy lil lamerz like KAOS,
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mOGEL AND black francis mostly, though i apologize to the cool people who
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dont go off and try to be /<-rad, anyway, whom have no skill and knocj the
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skillz of other poeple, and in generally, cornily bullied their way into an
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area in which they are about to have to deicide what to do, and make mistakes
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they will, and i iwll be their to reap the joyous collection of InSultS and
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the happy downfall of hoe and high flyers a like, and you so judgmental,
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cursing the Tf's and the DpE's and the small cool groups of today with your
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high flyers Sooooooooper doooooooper ansi rips and your awesome /<radicality
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should shove it up your ass...."
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"phiber, look if you dont shut the fuck up with your Promo Soooper Fucking
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you better than everyone attitude i am gonna have to fucking delete ya
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again.... your the stooopid founder of a stooopid loser group that sucks,
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blow it out your ass! dont gimme yer shit cause i am tired of going and
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deleting you corny fucking posts..."
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"hoe ... well what about em... i havent read something from you guyz in
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ages ... my dicsion as of the last on i read is you guys rule.... but ....
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ya never know till you;ve sampled the best and the worst...."
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"pbiber, hey this is the eternal d! whats up man? i like you TF thing but
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check out the message bases... i pretty much denoted any connected to Tf
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being as it was all problemed doing... anywayz... i just wanted to say
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yello, and uhh ... well maybe next weekend you can check out my telecon i
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will have up....i will email the details anyway but .... thanks man sorry
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about rippings yaz that time it was outta line cuz you had already explained
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you had no prob with me...."
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"DEAR PEOPLE!
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This is Godd DA DA! DA DA .....
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i wonna make the announcement that the text forcastors thing
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released under the name TF2-95.zip IS NOT mine....
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nor will any other files under that name be mine.....
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i never write any actual files for it..... i only mentioned
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that as a name for group to a few people a month or so back....
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i belived it was PROBLEMED, being as he started my past
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problems... Futhermore i wonna Apologize for what i said about
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CAFBL that long time ago to DP, becuase he had made it clear
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he had no problem with me previous to the writing of my hate
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mail...... now.... i wonna thank for you time.... and i guess thats it...."
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"but you can docotr anything you want i was never in TF!... as for grave
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digger like i said he jumps on the band wagon of whatever is up for now....
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which is better than what i do, at least as far you you go, i might act like
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a moron but i do my best ot clean up any mess' i make.... i never pick
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anyone for a serious attack, usually, though i aint as lame as some might
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think... perhaps my lash out on you has made you non-understanding of the
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situation... i have no problem with anyone in the area code... lest you
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consider my past... but all in all i have seriously cleaned up what i have
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done and made all around good relations..... so as far as what most want to
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think about my story (the truth) or this whole situation i dont really
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care.... i mean i know this may seen blurred and not very informative but...
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thats what its supposed to do isnt it.... each action that seems to come
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next from me a lil more and more unpredicable.... probably DO OT the fact
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that i aint doing em... why would i starte a war with CAFBL... and mogel i
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have never said anything but sorry's and thank you's to you!... as long as i
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see no reason to fight..."
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Mogel's Goodbye Message:
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So now, humble reader...you can see who GoDDDddD is. You can also see
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how much delight we took in creating this throughly redundant file that will
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beacon a new age of wisdom. There are no Mogel Minions and Cafbl is not the
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modem mafia...we just really can't stand obnoxious morons. GoDD [Usurper] is
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now the official 215 Mascot! Another note, GoDD didn't know what '/<-RaD'
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even was and used the word a lot. I discovered in chatting with him that he
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actually didn't know what it meant, but "was always used negatively". Heh.
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sh0UtZ oUT t0 tHe h0MiEz oF dA oLd SKo0l! I'll mIzZ tHe eLiTe ayCHe-pEE-aYe
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peoples of Penns and beyond. I'll still keep in touch when I'm up in
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Rochester. Write me mail on GBA. wErd t0 yEr MuTHa'.
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We now present unto you, the tExT pHoRKaSTeRz special edition.
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