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* How to Grow Pot for Pennies *
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* and Ounce *
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* Another Modernz Presentation *
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* (C)opyright March 21, 1992 *
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How to Grow Pot in Your Dorm Closet for Pennies and Ounce!
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Prices suck nowadays. In the good old days, when we were all sucking on
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baby bottles instead of bongs, pot went for $50 an ounce! Nowadays, your
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lucky if you can get a quarter for $50. This rise in prices could be
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attributed to one of many conspiracy theories, the mob is causing unnatural
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inflation by hoarding the stuff, the C.I.A.'s Afghani connections have
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dried up since the war, the Kennedys smoked it all during the '60's (when
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not raping women), etc. The real reason is greed. People can make money,
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and they want to make lots. Think about all the people that have touched your
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bag before you bought it, selling it at a higher price each time it changes
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hands.
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Cut out the middleman! Here's How!
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Grow it yourself. It doesn't take much time, and the plant does most
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of the work. Its good for the environment! You just have to give it water,
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light and a little tender loving care. As you will also see, a dorm room is
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the perfect place to grow. I'll show you how to turn your closet into a garden
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of earthly delights, and where to steal the things you need.
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Most are common household items!
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Steps to a higher future:
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1. Find seeds. Well, at the bottom of every bag of pot is seeds. So, there you
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go. If you have a problem finding them, drop a letter to the Livingston
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Medium, include an envelope and your box number. I'll have the seeds sent
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to you in time for the Spring harvest.
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2. Buy soil. I highly recommend buying soil instead of digging up some of
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the red mud around here. Your plant will be much happier if you go down
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to the Foodtown on Easton Ave. and buy a bag for five bucks. While your
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there, pick up a planter, about the size of a gallon jug. Make sure there's
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holes in the bottom. Marajuana plants need lots of drainage.
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3. How to plant seeds. Plant lots. Put them in the soil about an inch deep,
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about an inch away from the sides and each other. Keep the soil moist,
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water it every day, until the sprouts come up. There are other ways
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to get the plants to sprout, like putting the seeds in moist paper
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towels, like the way you get beans to grow. I haven't had much success
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with that, or any other way except just sticking them in dirt.
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4. Light, water, and food. Light is a special subject and will be explored
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fully by itsself. As for water, pot plants need a lot of water when they
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are growing, because they grow like, excuse the pun, weeds. Don't
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overwater, thats just as bad. Try watering just when the plant seems to
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need it. You can tell because the ends of the leaves will start drooping
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a little. Feed a plant rarely, and sparsely. Many a crop has been killed
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by an overzealous farmer. I understand the tendency to give the plant
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lots to eat, but, for one, if you went out and bought soil, there should
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be enough nutrients in there for it to grow well enough, and, for two,
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miracle grow is cocaine for plants. It'll kill itself if you give it too
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much. Feed it like half the dose it says on the miracle grow box, like
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a month into its life. It should be at least a foot tall when it gets its
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first feeding.
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Light for an Indoor Plant, for Free!
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You will notice that the desk in your dorm room has a fluorescent
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tube in it. Perfect! The Marajuana Grower's Guide says that fluorescent
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lights are good, but they don't deliver much light from the red end of the
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spectrum. This can be remedied by supplementing with a couple of incandescent
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lights. To take the lights from the desk, you will need a phillips
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head screwdriver and some sort of wedge. First unplug the light. You dont
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want to die before you get a chance to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
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Then take out the bulb by twisting. It should just fall out. Next, the cover
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behind the light just snaps out (use the wedge, or anything like a flat head
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screwdriver). You will see two big phillips head wood screws fastenting the
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ballast to the desk. Take out the screws, (but don't loose them, you'll need
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them later) and voila! you have your light. Do this to both desks, if your
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roommate protests, kill him. Now, you need to place the hardware where it
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is cool, very dark at night, and inconspicious to fire inspectors. Can you
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guess where? Your closet. Screw the lights to the underside if the shelf in
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the closet. The wood screws should go right in to the cheap wood Rutgers uses.
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Put your dresser in your closet so you can keep the plants very close to the
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lights, and since your roommate is now dead, burn his clothes, and put all your
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stuff in his closet. You should also think about getting some grow lights
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for the ballasts, since the fluorescent tubes in the desks now are made for
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reading, not for plant growing. I was in New York the other day, and there was
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this light bulb store on Broadway, about 2 blocks south of Tower Records. I saw
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3ft grow lights for $9.95. Pretty reasonable. I thought they would be going
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for about a hundred.
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Since electricity is basically free in a dorm, for the first few
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months, keep the lights on constantly. You can use aluminum foil to reflect
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the light back. The light escaping through the cracks in the door should be
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enough to keep you awake at night, so use something to keep it in the closet.
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When the growth slows down, the plant is becoming a sexually mature adult.
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Give it 12 hours on, 12 hours off. When it stops growing completely, start
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decreasing its light. What you are doing is simulating the shortening of
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the day as winter approaches. After two weeks, of say, 6 hours/day of light,
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you plants should be budding. Dry out the buds and smoke up, man.
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Don't dilly-dally, start now!
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Now to tally up the total cost. Aluminum foil stolen from home, or
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from some girl down the hall, Soil $5, Grow lights $20, electricity $0,
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planter $1, Miracle Grow (optional) $5. So the total maximum cost is
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$31! The capital outlay is peanuts compared to the return. You know where it
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comes from, so it won't be laced with Black Flag or Drano. I would say sell
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it, but that isn't the point of growing. If anything, give it away. You are,
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by growing, trying to eliminate greed and return to values that are
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intrinisically part of pot smoking: brotherhood, sharing, and good times.
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So pass it around, It'll just come back to you.
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