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PUBLIC ENEMA PRODUCTIONS!!!!
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ISSUE #1
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By A. Nonomous
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"This world needs an enema, and we're just the men to do it"
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Disclaimer: I don't reccomend using the techniches described in this doc, so
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don't come crying to me if you get caught. This information is presented for
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INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY by way of the first ammendment("BoB" bless
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America). Besides, we KNOW you would never use any of this...
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TABLE OF CONTENTS!!!
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1-INTRODUCTION
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2-HACKING PEPSI MACHINES
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3-FREE NATIONAL SPORTSPAPER
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4-FREE PHONE CALLS FROM LONG'S DRUGS
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5-SODOMY BOXING
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6-CONCLUSION
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Chapter 1-Introduction
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Howdy for the information of the Public Enema anarchist group. This is my
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first electronic publication, but not the first phile that I've written and
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distributed. It's gonna be kinda' weak at first because I'm the only one
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gathering information and writing articles. Hopefully, other people will join
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in soon. Look for me(A. Nonomous/The Hare Krishna) on the bay area scene,
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mostly east bay if you want to contribute. Well, hope you like it...
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CHAPTER 2-STOP THE pEpSi CONSPIRACY!!!!!
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Caffine is in Pepsi. Caffine is a drug. Drugs are evil(so sez George). So,
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by the substitution postulate(I have been paying attention in class!!!)
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Pepsi=evil. Right???? So is it wrong to steal money from drug dealers??? I
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didn't think so...
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MATERIALS:
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-A guy that's pretty skinny
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-A knife
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THAT'S IT!!!
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OK... First, you have to know where to look. On the bottom right side of
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the machine there is a little hole. It's located above the base but below the
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hinges.
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°P°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°E°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°P°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°S°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°I°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°°Û
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Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°Û
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ <---- You're gonna want to look here...
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The next step is the hardest part. Reach into the hole and reach up as far as
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you can. You should feel a vinyl bag. You're going to want to pull this out.
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THIS IS NOT EASY!!! Be patient. If you work long enuff, it will come. It helps
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to be skinny(like me)... It might even help to use fishing hooks or some other
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device to get it out easier, but I'm not sure. Once it's out, all you have to
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do is chop it open. This is also not easy. My personal preference is to light
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the bag on fire and melt it a little. This is also kinda' fun. There's nothing
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like watching a Pepsi machine spew smoke. I know at my school I've made $110
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in one night off of 2 machines without any effort at all.
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On the newer machines, that have the coolin' picture on the front, it's
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super easy to get free pepsis(but I'm not sure about the money). Just open the
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flap that the cans come out of and feel around. Usually there are a couple of
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six packs there for storage. Pull them out of the plastic rings and you're set.
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Now, you may ask, doesn't this sound too good to be true??? IT'S ALL
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TRUE!!! That's the incredible part. BTW-This techniche doesn't work on the
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older machines, just the ones with bubbled fronts and/or chillin' pictures on
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the front.
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*NOTE* THIS MAY NOT WORK ON SOME MACHINES! YOU HAVE TO LOOK AROUND FOR ONES
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THAT WILL WORK...
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CHAPTER 3-FREE SPORTS PAPER
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Why you would want this piece of shit paper is beyond me, but hey, for
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free, why not??? For those of you that have NO idea what I'm talking about,
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the NATIONAL is a weekly sports newspaper that's distrubed by way of newspaper
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boxes. These boxes can be found out front of convience stores, BART stations,
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supermarkets, and on various street corners. Anyway, if you look under the
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box, you'll find a little slit. Reach in a pull out a paper. It's really that
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easy. Free papers in seconds!!!
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*NOTE* THIS ALSO MAY WORK ON OTHER NEWSPAPER VENDING MACHINES! I'VE NOTICED
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THAT THE LA TIMES HAS THE SAME SET UP...
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CHAPTER 4-FREE PHONE CALLS FROM LONG'S DRUGS
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This is an easy/stoopid way of calling people for free from the Payfones
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outside Long's drugs. It may or may not work on other
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independently-owned(ie:non PacBell) payfones. It's easy... Just call a 1-800
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number, tell them you got the wrong number, and wait for them to hang up.
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After a short period of time, you will get a dial tone again. PRESTO! Call
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away! If it doesn't work, then sorry, no free call.... bummer dude. It's
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always worked for me though...
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CHAPTER 5-SODOMY BOXING
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OK, I know this sounds wierd at first, but I couldn't think of a better
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name. It's to "GET THE PHONE COMPANY UP THE BUTT!!!!"... It's actually a super
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easy way to get free calls from Northern California(or at least my area)...
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Ok, what it is is very simple...
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When PacBell adds another line, they put a grey box somewhere on the side
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of your house. Open this box(with a screwdriver) and "PRAISE 'BOB'!!!!" it's a
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phone jack. Everythings provided for... All you need is your own phone and off
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you go!!! This is great for calling 976/900 numbers and calling phriends
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that're FAR, FAR away. You could even bring a laptop along if you felt like
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it...
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*NOTE* DON'T DO THIS ON YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!!(DUH...)
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CHAPTER 6-CONCLUSION
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Welp, I hope you like this issue of the Public Enema Electronic 'Zine...
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I was originally going to put a picture of J.R. 'BoB' Dobbs in here, but it
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didn't fit...Hopefully everthing else came out ok... SEEYA!!!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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