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Ú-Ä-ù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Ä-¿
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³ welcome to damaged mind 'zine issue two ³
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À-Ä-ù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Äù-Ä-Ù
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"you made another? why??"
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umm i didn't plan on continuing this trend of shitty mags..
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i didn't plan on continuing this at all, i just had so
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much fun with the first one (i wrote it in about 30 mins..
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a very rush rush job). it was shit, but that was expected,
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i think.. or something like that. anyway, in the last
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issue i had two articles.. they both probably sucked, and
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if that's what you think, write something for me. i'll put
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it in here (no doubt).
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(note: here's where all the articles start. i had this
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finished about a week ago, but about a week ago my
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modem died. it was struck by lightning while i
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was out of town. arrrrrrrrrrrrgh)
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why^i^envy^ohhhjay^simpson
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i just finished watching the movie "murder in the first" with an
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all-star cast consisting of christian slater and kevin bacon. well, okay
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i'm lying. kevin bacon hasn't been in a decent movie since "the breakfast
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club"--wait he wasn't even in that was he? christian slater has only
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really made two movies that are "good" in my books. they were 80's movies
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too.. ("pump up the volume" and "heathers")
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anyway, my point is not to put down these actor's careers, my point
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is to crack on the judicial branch of the united states. the movie "murder
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in the first" was basically about a guy who got sent to alkatraz for
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stealing $5 to feed his sister. he attempted to escape so they locked him
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in solitary confinement or "the dungeons".
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to me, solitary confinement wouldn't be so bad, because that's what
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i basically do in my room all day. the warden of alkatraz's idea of
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solitary confinement was stripping the prisoner naked, throwing him in a
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pitch black closet-type-room, and constantly beating him. the main
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character in the movie got three years of this with a 30 minute exercise
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time once a year. the officials of alkatraz did this because he
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jeopardized their jobs (alkatraz was known to be unescapable).
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anyway, they let this guy mingle with the other prisoners after three
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years because i guess they just realized that the maximum amount of time
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you're supposed to be in there is 19 days. during the first hour of his
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social activity, he kills a guy with a spoon. he wasn't homicidal before
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they put him in solitary confinement, he was actually a nice guy who just
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needed to provide for his family. he came out of the confinement a psycho
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killer, which is what most of us would come out as too.
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ok they go to trial and doesn't get murder in the first because he's
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a pretty rad guy. they give him three more years of prison then they'll
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let him go. the thing is, they send him BACK to alkatraz. they find him
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i think 7 months later in a cell, dead, with the word "victory" scrawled
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above his head. he put it there before he died, most likely killed by a
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prison official.
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this was based on a true story.
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i'm not going to rant and rave about how bad our judicial system is
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because of a damn movie. nooo... i'm sure some of that was exagerated,
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though this is supposedly the case that brought alkatraz down.
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no. not me. i'm going to rant and rave because of another case. a
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case which i'm completely sick of. yes, you're thinking on the right track,
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the case of our favorite football turned actor o.j. simpson.
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here's a quick rundown of the facts against him:
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1. he has no clear alibi.
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2. he beat his wife (not all wife beaters are murderers, but this
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eliminates some of the odds).
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3. they found his blood at the crime scene.
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4. they found the victim's blood at his home.
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5. they found the murderer's glove on his property.
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6. there's that funky shit about the shoe size and bruno mally (?)
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shoes (i understand it but not enough to explain it)
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7. they found rare fibers of his upholestry from his car on nicole
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simpson's back.
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8. they found nicole simpson's blood on o.j.'s socks.
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9. a knife vendor remembers selling o.j. a knife (duh) before the
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killings (though he didn't testify cause he sold-out to national
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enquirer or something).
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here's what the defense says:
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1. a spanish speaking woman who basically doesn't know where the
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fuck she is says that she saw o.j.'s car at his house around
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the times of the murders.
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2. mark furman is a racist who really wants to supress black
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football stars.
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3. it's a police conspiracy.
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i mean... sure, the police fucked up on a couple things, they labelled
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some stuff incorrectly and calculated dna statistics a little wrong, but
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we've known that the police force isn't made up of the brightest people in
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the world for awhile.
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the trial has gone on for 102 days so far and the prosecution hasn't
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finished its case yet. the majority of evidence points the finger at o.j...
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to be honest, if he didn't do it, who did? who would bother? what would
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be their motive? drug dealers? ok i can buy that for maybe two seconds,
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why'd they kill goldman? why didn't they take anything?
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the way things look, o.j.'s probably going to get off. he won't have
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much money because of all the lawyers he's hired, but hey... a book deal,
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a movie... he'll have it made. if he doesn't get an aquittal, there will
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be a hung jury. i mean, sure lance ito is a damn funny judge, but he's
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fucked up when it comes to dismissing jurors.
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it's pretty sad. i think my point is clear.
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hugh^grant^ruined???
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since i really haven't written anything else decent, here's something
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most people don't care about...the british actor, hugh grant. he has only
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been in two movies (to my knowledge), "sirens", "four weddings and a
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funeral", and "the englishman that went up a hill but came down a mountain".
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i haven't seen "sirens", but i hear it has a bunch of naked women in it.
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that's not the point though.. the other two movies were exceptionally good.
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two days ago, good boy hugh was caught "receiving head" from a
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prostitute on sunset blvd. in los angelas. now, i think this is pretty
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uncharacteristic behavior of the man because a) he doesn't seem like the
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type and b) he has a model-girlfriend. the prostitute looked ugly as shit.
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so why would he do that? (my suspicion is that hugh wanted a blowjob and
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his model girlfriend wouldn't give him one.. so he got someone else to do
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it).
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anyway, next week i think he has to go to court. everyone is saying
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that his career is over, but i think that is a load of shit. rob lowe's
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career went "bye-bye" cause he taped his "receivance" and he got it from
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a 16 year old. hugh is calling his mistake "completely insane", and
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rightly so, but i don't think he'd do it again. hell, even our good buddy
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arnold schwartzenager put in a good word for hugh.
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damn that had no point.
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bye^bye
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this issued sucked worse than the last. tell me how bad
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it was by emailing disgust@vnet.net or catch me on #ansi
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or #zines. if you want to contribute, contact me at the
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same places (no, really?)
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