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[ Mind Warp - Volume #6, Issue #11, File #91 ]
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[ To Save a Maiden - by Chris ]
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To Save a Maiden
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[Chris]
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[ Editor's Note. I didn't feel like centering this one either. ]
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[ Is this guy twisted or WHAT? Well...I think so at least. ]
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TO SAVE A MAIDEN: AN ELECTRIFYING EPIC
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In the land of the grapes, long ago,
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lived a ferocious being,
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upon a grassy meadow.
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Of great stature he was,
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comparable to none,
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hated by men and feared by the opposite.
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He stormed the ground,
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so people called him Ewing,
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onto the lands of the fairies, mermaids, and goddesses.
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A fixture on one,
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the innocent Gwendolyn disappeared,
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a powerful goddess of fair complexion and honey locks.
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Her dictations were of no use,
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yet she showed no fear
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as the hazel-eyed monster forced her into wedlock.
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Suddenly, from Olympus on high,
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there came a streak of yellow, quite glowing,
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it out-shined the dull atmosphere.
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As it hit, a spark arose to create such a sight
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and there before all stood the wondrous,
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the magnificent . . . Ed.
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A gallant warrior on his buoyant clipper
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to save the voluptuous one from her captive state.
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He traveled the blue sea
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fighting all hazards in his way
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as a sea dragon and a massive whale were of no competition.
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He unsheathed a mighty weapon of legend, a honed saber,
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to poke the awesome pair in the gullet region,
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an unfit death.
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He ventured on to meet up with the worthy opponent,
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of which he knew was of grandeur and quickness.
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With his incisors drooling,
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Ewing grasped the guerrilla,
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yet the confrontation lasted only a moment.
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All through his body he felt a tingling sensation,
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a current of voltage ran through the beast's form.
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He let the eel-like man go
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and tried to seize his life instead,
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but the glazing stare of Ed made a corpse of he.
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Onto his yacht the couple strolled,
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to return to safer plains,
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to live until death, as so states their religions vows.
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