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[ Mind Warp - Volume #6, Issue #06, File #86 ]
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[ Editorial #2 - by Mustaine ]
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Editorial #2
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[mustaine]
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Have any of you out there who have cable noticed the plethora of
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"MickeySloth" commercials? I use the word "MickeySloth" to avoid any
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possible repercussions. I of course mean M_cr_s_ft. Fill in the vowels you
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inbreds.
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Where do you want to go today? Gee, I don't know. If I am watching
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correctly, I want to go out to the store, and buy computer sotfware from the
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worlds current leader in computer software. At this rate, and by the look of
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that new kick ass Internet Browser, with that M_cr_s_ft NetMeeting program,
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I forsee a future with blinking windows in it. Imagine this...
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Transmission - zeta.beta.system.20001.the.far.side.cult!.com
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Date - 08.01.2079 (Eath Standard Timekeeping)
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Time - 12:00:00 (Earth Military Standard Timekeeping)
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Dear President Gates Jr,
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We here on zeta beta wish to thank your for your wonderful
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"free" beta software of the new Windows 9000. A wondeful program,
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we see much potential. However, our goverment has decided not to
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invest in your future for a few simple reasons. After installing,
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the Universal McAfee Remover identified your software as "the worst
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thing since the Bubonic plauge", and then proceeded to flip out
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when Windows pitched a "Out of Memory" error when it couldn't get
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rid of the UMR Virus Program. Furthermore, when the install was
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complete, the program attempted to send our very confidential list
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of names, dates, military secrets, and not to mention our coveted
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centerfold .jpeg images from the UniversalBoy Magazines we scanned in
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last week THROUGH AN UNSECURED 800 NUMBER. What were you thinking?
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Do you think we here in zeta beta were gonna fall for that "we
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kick ass, we make all the software in the world, trust in us, and we
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will take YOU where you want to go today" mentality? Not to mention
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that crappy attempt to send all our secrets over a 1-800 line? We
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don't use telephones here Mr. Gates. At least research before you
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try to dominate our world. This ain't earth buddy, and we don't
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really care where the f*ck you want to go today. Go somewhere else,
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and take your sh*tty little programs with you.
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Scarey, isin't it? Well, we all know that unnamed company is very
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successful. And, to tell the truth, I have registered my copy of 95,
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Plus, and Professional Office. Hell, I even log onto their internet site to
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download all the freebees. Conform, I say. My question is this. Should one
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company run everything..dictate everything...our computers do? With no
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variety, we live in a small, unchanging world. A MickeySloth world. I for
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one, am tired of blinking windows. Can't we do better? WE ARE THE COUNTRY
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that INVENTED HO-HO's, TWINKEE's, and Captain Crunch for GOD's SAKE! Listen,
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think, learn.
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E-Mail mustaine@wam.umd.edu to become a distributor!
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