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[ Mind Warp - Volume #6, Issue #03, File #83 ]
[ "Music Review: #8" by Mustaine ]
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Music Review: #8
[mustaine]
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Mustaine's Music Scale
(revised <again> 05/01/95)
0) Sucks!!! 6) Gettin' there...
1) Bites!!! 7) Kewl..sorta
2) Eww!!! 8) Yo! I can dig this stuff!
3) Crap!!! 9) Woo! Play some more...
4) Blah, Blah... 10) Incredibly Spiffy!
5) Not half bad, but crap.. 11) Has to be by Dream Theater?
Wow. It's been a while since I have been able to review any music.
Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend however, I beleive I have enough new
material to do a great couple of reviews in the next few volumes. Today
though, I am going to do some oldies, but goodies! Watch for Dream Theater,
Stabbing Westward, and some Enya on the next volume. Today we do Journey,
Pet Shop Boys, and Corey Hart.
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Band #1
Name : Journey
Album : Greatest Hits
Info. : Holy Smurfette in a G-String Batman! This album kicks serious ass.
This almbum rocks so much, it should come with a warning label -
not for the faint of heart. Ballads, and smash hits, this is one
of those "buy it now, and keep it forever albums." Do it, or
my dog will rape you.
1) Only the Young (10)
2) Don't Stop Believeing (9)
3) Wheel in the Sky (9)
4) Faithfully (10)
5) I'll Be Alright Without You (9)
6) Any Way You Want It (10)
7) Ask the Lonely (10)
8) Who's Crying Now (9)
9) Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart) (10)
10) Lights (10)
11) Lovin;Touchin;Squeezin' (10)
12) Open Arms (10)
13) Girl Can't Help It (8)
14) Send Her My Love (10)
15) Be Good To Yourself (10)
Band #2
Name : Pet Shop Boys
Album : Discography
Info. : Ok, so maybe they are a little funny. Maybe they date amongst
themselves. Maybe, maybe, they wear a teeny weeny yeller poka-
dotted buhkeeeeeeeni in their sleep. But they can make damn good
pop music. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY.
Disc #1
1) West End Girls (9)
2) Love comes quickly (9)
3) Opportunities (let's make lots of money) (9)
4) Suburbia (9)
5) It's a sin (9)
6) What have I done to deserve this? (9)
7) Rent (9)
8) Always on my mind (9)
9) Heart (9)
10) Domino Dancing (9)
11) Left to my own devices (9)
12) It's alright (9)
13) So hard (9)
14) Beign boring (9)
15) Where the streets have no name (9)
(I can't take my eyes off you)
16) Jealousy (9)
17) DJ Culture (9)
18) Was it worth it (9)
Band #3
Name : Corey Hart
Album : The Singles
Info. : I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can... Ok, so
maybe this is old. Maybe most of the songs suck. BUT IT HAS
TWO COOL ONES DAMMIT! Wear your sunglasses at night, or I'll
dress you up, and have my dog take you to a high school prom.
1) in your soul (1)
2) a little love (1)
3) sunglasses at night (9)
4) everything in my heart (1)
5) never surrender (9)
6) don't take me to the racetrack (1)
7) eurasian eyes (1)
8) can't help falling in love (1)
9) bang!(starting over) (1)
10) boy in the box (1)
11) take my heart (1)
12) spot you in a coalmine (1)
13) it ain't enough (1)
14) i am by your side (1)
15) chase the sun (1)
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