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[ Mind Warp - Volume #3, Issue #0, File #041 ]
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[ "Music Review #5" by Mustaine ]
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Mustaine's Music Review #5
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[Mustaine]
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Mustaine's Music Scale
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0) SuCKS!!!
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1) BiTeS!!!
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2) eWW!!!
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3) CRaP!!!
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4) BLaH, BLaH...
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5) NoT HaLF BaD, BuT CRaP..
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6) GeTTiN' THeRe!!!
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7) KeWL..SoRTa
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8) Yo! I CaN DiG THiS SH*T.
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9) Woo! PLaY SoMe MoRe...
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10) F*CKiNG iNCReDiBLe!!!
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Band #1
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Name : Yes
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Album : 90125 (no, it ain't beverly hills..)
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Info. : WOO! Like this is a kewl 70's band, back in the 80's...well now
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it's the 90's..but who cares, eh?. It's just really cool.
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The song "Owner of a lonely heart gets ya into the CD...then it
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sucks for a while...then it get's kewl with "Changes"...then it
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sucks some more...then you get pissed off cuz u bought it without
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reading my review...so you didn't know it sucked! HAHAHHAHAHA
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Here are the songs...in order. If you buy this, you either like
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Yes, or you just wanne be kewl like me.
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1) Owner of A Lonely Heart *10
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2) Hold On *05
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3) It Can Happen *05
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4) Changes *10
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5) Cinema *05?????
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6) Leave It *05
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7) Our Song *05
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8) City Of Love *05
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9) Hearts *05
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I am kewl. I must say. That, or I am really stupid for
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typing this far without getting pissed off and blowing up my
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computer. I hope it's the previous..and not the latter.
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Band #2
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Name : The Police
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Album : Message In A Box (Box Set)
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Info. : Good GOD man! If you like the Police, this is the box set to
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get!! It includes everything they ever released while they were
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together, plus a few live cuts. Not to mention the nifty info-
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pullout that's wedged in between the FOUR CD's... DAMN! I
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don't even have to rate this one, it rocks for Police fans!!!!
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(Add to that fact that there are something like 50+ songs for me
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to rate, and keeping in mind that I am lazy, you can clearly see
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why I refuse to list all the songs...sorry!)
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Band #3
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Name : Testament
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Album : Low
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Info. : Wow. No Alex Skolnick this time around, apparently he left for
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some other projects. That sucks in my opinion...because the only
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people that are going to suffer are the members of Testament. His
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guitar sounds was so unique I can't belive they let him go!
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N-E-Way. This album is really, really, really, really, good. In
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fact, this is one of the best metal albums I have heard so far this
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year. Here are the songs, rated for your pleasure!
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1) Low (3:33) *10
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2) Legions (In Hiding) (4:17) *10
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3) Hail Mary (3:32) *09
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4) Trail of Tears (6:06) *11 (Very nice slow, metal!)
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5) Shades of War (4:40) *08
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6) P.C. (2:50) *08
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7) Dog Faced Gods (4:02) *08
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8) All I Could Bleed (3:37) *09
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9) Urotsukidoji (3:39) *10 (Instrumental)
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10) Chasing Fear (4:56) *10
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11) Ride (3:06) *09
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12) Last Call (2:40) *10 (Instrumental)
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Testament has always been one of my favorite heavy metal bands.
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They always manage to put in one or two songs that are slow, and
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usually they put in some really interesting instrumental pieces.
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I really reccommend checking at least one of their albums out at
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some point in your life. Tower Records has this thing where you
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can listen before you buy...try one out some time, eh?
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Band #4
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Name : Numerous!
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Album : The Clerks Soundtrack
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Info. : Ok, this soundtrack is nothing special, excepting the fact that it
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has a really neat Alice In Chains song, and some really cool 10
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second clips from the movie that are really funny. Half of them
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are great little clips to record on an answering machine. Please
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note that one of my most favorite bands (Stabbing Westward) is
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also favored on this track. Unfortunately, they recorded a REALLY
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bad verison of Violent Mood Swings (called the 'Thread Mix') which
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totally made the WHOLE band look like rabbit dung. <sigh> Here
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are the songs...enjoy.
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2) Clerks *05
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3) Kill the Sex Players *06
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5) Got Me Wrong *10
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7) Making Me Sick *05
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9) Chewbacca *08
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10) Panic in Cicero *05
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11) Shooting Star *05
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12) Leaders and Followers *04
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14) Violent Mood Swings *07 (ONLY because of who they are!)
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15) Berserker *04
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16) Big Problem *05
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17) Go Your Own Way *LAME!
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19) Can't Even Tell *01
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Welpers, that's all folks. I'm off to bigger and better things.
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I'm off to Valentine's day. Valentine's day....sigh. Oh well.
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Greets : Raven, Essex (schmuck), Danny, Pornlo, and alt.gymkana!
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