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[ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #13, File #024 ]
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[ "Just What the Hell IS Summer?" by Buckwheat ]
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Just What the Hell IS Summer?
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[Buckwheat]
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What's summer? That's like trying to find the meaning of life. Summer
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is the time when everyone says they're gonna have the BEST time of their
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life. People say they'll go to the beach, meet with friends, go to parties,
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etc. And some actually DO! But, the majority...do not.
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In reality, summer is the time when you wake up in mid-afternoon,
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fucked up, and promise yourself you're gonna party tonight...with other
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people.
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Yeah, right.
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ACTUAL RE-ENACTMENT
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You: >YAWN< Man, today I'm gonna go out and party.
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*RING*
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You: Why the fuck do people call this fuckin early? Shit!
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*You look at clock-1:43*
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You: Hello?
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Your Friend: Hey, did you get onto ">ADD THE NAME OF SOME COOL ELITE BOARD<"
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yet?
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You: I have to call back and check for access.
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Friend: OK, call me back if you get on.
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You: >AS IF YOU'D ACTUALLY REMEMBER< OK, see ya.
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*Click*
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After this conversation, you drag yourself to your computer and call
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that board. You didn't get it.
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You: Shit. Well, I might as well call some other baords while i'm on.
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Little do you know that you have now entered a zone refered to as
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"Computeris Hookedonis," and you won't return to reality until you feel
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something warm and wet drip down your left leg. Then, as you curse yourself,
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you realize what you've been doing for the last two hours.
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This is when the "Self-Pitty" stage comes into play. Followed
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immediately by "Acceptance."
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So what is summer? Summer is the same every fucking summer of your
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life when you're under 18 and not 16. Summer can be cool, and summer can suck
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cold shit out of a lead pipe.
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Buckwheat, Ph.D
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Call Arsonist's Arsenal BBS the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 208-0847
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