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[ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #0, File #011 ]
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[ "Phone Death" by Raven ]
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Killer Hold
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[Raven/EoS]
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Ok, first off, this is NOT some lame colored box. Everyone and
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their grandmother has made a hold button and called it a colored box. Ok,
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now, here's the story: I called my mom at her office, and she had to put me
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on hold, so, I'm sitting there on hold, and notice the funky elevator-music.
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I thought to myself, how nice it would be to have some real music pumping
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thru the phone while someone was on hold instead. So, I went about building
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myself a hold button that I could connect to my stereo. It was SIMPLE! But,
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along the way, i found something very cool, that when you popped in Jane's
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Addiction, and turned the stereo on high, you take can about 20 years off of
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someone's life by putting them on hold. So here's my patent pending killer
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hold button, that my friends love, and my enemies hate. I've recently read
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another file, 'blast box' or some shit, that required you to buy an ampli-
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fier, to blow someone's eardrum out.. ha.. Here's what I did, it's amazingly
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simple, and most importantly, it's CHEAP!
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parts list:
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some old headphones <buy em from the dollar store>
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a phone <like the all-in-the-handset kind, that you can buy from telco.>
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most likely some extra wire
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a toggle switch <preferably one with on-off-on positions>
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< ^ I got this one from radio shack, forget what cat-number, It's a nasty
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green color, with six prongs, and I think it's DPST, but I'm not sure.
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It cost a whole $1.95>
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Now, get the headphones and cut the two wires that lead up to the
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ear pieces, so that you just have a headphone jack with two wires coming from
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it. <uh-oh, prepare yourself for some bad ascii drawrings>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ Headphone jack
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cut wires <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>==---
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Now, strip the two wires, and you should find within each: 1)
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another insulated wire, and 2) some bare wire(s) running along the insulated
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wire. Now, take both of the bare wires, and twist them together. We'll call
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these two twisted wires 'the black wire' from now on. Now, strip the two
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insulated wires, and twist them together. We'll call these two wires
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'the red wire'.
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insulated ________________________________________________
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_______--------------\ WIRE #1 WIRE #1 WIRE #1
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~~~~~~~-------------//\______________________________________________
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twist 2 //
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insulated // bare
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wires twist the 2 bare wires together = black wire
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together \\ bare
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'red wire' insulated \\________________________________________________
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_______-------------\\ WIRE #2 WIRE #2 WIRE #2
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~~~~~~~---------------\______________________________________________
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Now, go open the handset of your phone. Find the microphone, and
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cut the wires that lead to it somewhere in the middle, so you can work with
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them. Now, get the wires that lead into the handset itself, and lengthen
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them with some extra wire. Do the same to the wires that lead to the micro-
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phone.
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Now, get out your toggle switch, and if you got the one I told you
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to get <sorry I was so unspecific about it>, then you can follow the diagram.
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Otherwise, you'll just have to look at the diagram, and figure it out your
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damn self, it's not hard.
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-=SIDE VIEW OF SWITCH=-
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
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2 wires from microphone to 1st 2 prongs<67><73><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵ switch <20> ON
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<20> switch <20><><EFBFBD>
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2 wires from handset to 2nd 2 prongs<67><73><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵ switch <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>======= OFF
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<20> switch <20><><EFBFBD>
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Black and Red wires to 3rd 2 prongs<67><73><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵ switch <20> ON
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Each of the '<27>'s mean that those are two wires. When I say '2 wires
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from microphone to 1st 2 prongs' I mean that one of the wires from the mic
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will be connected onto one of the 1st two prongs, and the other wire will
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then be connected to the other prong. Here's a bottom view of the switch to
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help clarify:
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-=BOTTOM VIEW OF SWITCH=-
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
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1st wire from mic <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD># #<23><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> 2nd wire to mic
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<20> switch <20>
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1st wire from handset<65><74><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD># #<23><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>2nd wire from handset
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<20> switch <20>
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black wire <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD># #<23><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> red wire
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Each of the '#'s is a prong.
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Now, To use: Plug headphone jack into your stereo or a walkman.
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If the switch is in the first ON position, you'll be able to talk; If it's in
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the OFF position, then it's on silent hold/mute; If it's in the second ON
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position, then the sound from the stereo will be heard. If it is on the OFF
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or 2nd ON, you can still hear the person on the other end, but they can't
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hear you. To get the best usage out of this, crank up the volume and bass of
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your system to high, now, wait until about 2:00am and call up your least fav-
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orite person. When they answer, talk as softly as you can, so as to make
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them say "what?" and listen harder. Now, flip the switch to the 2nd ON and
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they'll lose about 20 years from their life. Enjoy!
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