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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #53
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Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "Conpoems"
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Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By Conradz
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ß ß ß ß ß ß Kollections
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Ä Ä -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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| Conrad's NUTTY ASCII Poems Volume 17 |
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| (c)1995 Conrad & Mother Goose/inc |
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Man's Best Friend
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I obtain amusement playing chess with my feline.
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He derives joy from creating friction on my leg.
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I yearn he would do that with aggrandized high body temperature!
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The Game
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I hunger for binary libidinous innards,
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so that I could frolic
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twister with _both_ of my female forebears!
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Not the Same
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Mark was a Herculean jewish schoolboy
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Who preferred to lend an ear to agreeable sound
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While operating with his receptacle
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(concealed by his blanket)
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In isolation, after nightfall...
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In a reverie about cinnamon ants!
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Blow
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I relish peeping at stark naked quadrupeds,
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they make me experience capricious times,
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similar to when I assimilate lactose,
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in the sunrise,
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with my next of kin, joe.
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don't
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I administer blood intravenously, mom.
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I don't give credence to my omnipotent being, sauted Harry.
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I don't believe in the canine tooth fairy.
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I don't believe in conscientious fish.
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I don't believe in disobedient movements.
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I don't believe in hippodrome beef cattle.
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I don't.
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Never
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My mammy instructed me it was corrupt to nudge the cockatoo in the eye.
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Hitherto, In my predicament, it was elementary to omit her warnings...
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Alas, I garroted Louis the Parrot!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really hope you enjoyed this installment of Poems by Conrad. If you want
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to help this starving artist get food and shelter, send $5 to:
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Conrad
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PO BOX 753
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Matteson, IL 60443
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I will, in return, come visit you and give you a back rub. (please?)
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My iNTeRNeT eMaiL bOx: chucks@chinet.com
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complaints: milk@ripco.com
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death threats: president@whitehouse.gov
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Greets to: Grandaughter psycho (hubba hubba), Chuck, Evil Eye, Jory,
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The BARON, the midget from twin peaks, crippled boy from
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burger king kid's club, kevin mathiews.
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ÄÄ[An Offical Conrad(SM) Text File]ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Halo# = Two
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Date = August 1, 1994
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Time = 9:59 PM
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I plan to masturbate = (on a diet)
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I'd like to thank: Bill gates.. & the doods who did Microsoft Word
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Phill MCrackin
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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For more information call 1-800-686-3694
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Conrad's secret pete 2 of 10: "colorfull"
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(when you put these all together _backwards_, it says something cool!)
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