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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #41
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Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "How to FLY!"
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Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By King Krazy
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ß ß ß ß ß ß Kollections
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Ä Ä -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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The title may propose that this little ditty that I wrote is
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rather boring and subliminal, but it is not. We tap deep into the brain
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that we call the imagination. While reading this remeber to use
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you imagination in a more vivid way. I hope that you don't become insulted
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by my views and ideas. For they are a vulgar display of text.
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Well flying is one thing that has boggled us for many centurys
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and will boggle us for many more. This will tell your uniformed minds
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of how to fly and like it and become addicted to it. Flying is additive
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it makes you want to smoke weed. Many people can't fly because they are
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way to high <in the sense of smoking, sucking, drinking, ect..> to fly
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thier mind is on other things. That is the first rule you must not smoke
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weed or suck, drink, or inhale anything before flying or you will crash
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and burn into a pile of ash.
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1. Don't get high before going to fly.
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Next, you must pick a place to fly from. This must be a place be
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high in the air and must be a sloped surface twoard the earth. If it is not
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you will not succeed. Pick a steep hill or volcano they work best.
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2. Pick a good place.
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Also, In order to fly you must have wings. If you didn't know this
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don't even think about flying because you are to massivly stupid. Well if
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you knew then you are in luck keep reading on. To get wings either:
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A. Steal some high tech wings from the govenment.
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B. Make your own high tech wings <sure>.
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C. Don't make them and die.
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I suggest stealing them from the govenment because they usually work the
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best. But if you can't make you own heres how. First, get some really
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heavy metal <perferably lead> and strap it to you arms if you have enough
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glue it all to your body and see if you can walk. If you can keep reading.
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Next, find a big huge beak. Rip it of a huge chicken but if you can't find
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a huge chicken then make your own from paper products <of course not recycled
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paper>. Tape that beak to your ass. You HEARD me tape it to your ass. You
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will understand later. Lastly, See if you can move if you can that is great
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it helps to be able to move when you fly.
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3. Make a suit.
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Well here is the good part with all that shit on, go to your nearest
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volcano or steep hill and run up to the top and stop and look down and think
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"do I really wanna do this". If you do then do it! Start to run backward down
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the hill. That is why you put the beak on your ass. Get to the speed of 88
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miles per hour then check your flux capacitor. Wait. Forget that. JUMP!
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Stop Reading!!!!!
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After you did this you will probally not going to be able to read
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this because you are fucking dead. You stupid shithead. I hate you with a
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passion. There the reason I wrote this is beacuse I want people to kill
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themselves. So, if you did I am proud that I accomplished something in
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my pathetic life.
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Û Û [MiLK] Information
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Û Û
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Û Û [MiLK] Sites:
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Û Û
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Û Û The Obloid Sphere..........(708)965-3098 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û CUM........................(708)961-1220 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û The Asylum.................(908)914-9318 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û (NUP) I LOVE FEDS
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û [MiLK] Issue #041, "How to FLY!" by King Krazy
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