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°°± °°± °°°± °°°± °°°± -By Epic
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So you think you have what it takes to start a colony of Sea Monkeys?
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Well, good for you! Sea Monkeys are a really neat thing to have.
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* Just Add Water!
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* They Come To Life!
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* Absolutely Guaranteed To Grow!
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Yeah, pretty neat, huh? I know most of the stuff I write sounds like
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advertisements, but that's what this world is really about anyway. Just
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really long commericals. That why I love to watch 'Amazing Discoveries' so
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much.
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Anyway, yeah, buy some Sea Monkeys, and help them to grow. Sea
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Monkeys are wonderful creatures. All you have to do is empty them out of
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their little packets into a container of water, and feed them with offical
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Sea Monkey Growth Food. Within weeks, your Sea Monkeys will blossom into
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terribly interesting pets. They basically just swim around a lot. BUT, if you
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hold a magnifying glass to them, you can see that much, much, more meets the
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eye.
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Through the aid of magnification, you can watch your Sea Monkeys do
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what they do best. Their favorite sport is tennis, but they also enjoy golf,
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baseball, football, foosball, lacrosse, ping-pong, midget tossing, velco wall
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jumping, javelin throw, and even wind surfing. They are very athletic,
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especially for little blobs in the water. Just hope that they don't injure
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themselves, because performing knee surgery on your Sea Monkeys is quite
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difficult, even for a brain like yourself.
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Now I'll tell you a little bit about how to make your Sea Monkeys.
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(alright, I lied, you have to do more than just add water. But it's worth it!)
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-[ Step Number One ]-
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Empty your "Water Purifier" packet (labelled #1) into a clean,
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uncovered container holding 12 ounces of water. Stir until powder starts to
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dissolve. Set it aside for 24-30 hours at room temperature before proceeding
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futher. WARNING! DO NOT add Sea-Monkey eggs util you have complete this first
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step. Water Purifier removes toxins, buffers the water, and after 24 hours,
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reacts with the Instant-Life crystals (in Packet #2) so that your Sea-Monkeys
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will appear to hatch INSTANTLY.
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-[ Step Number Two ]-
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Add the entire contents of Packet #2 (containing your live Sea Monkey
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eggs in hatching crystals) into the purified water. Stir for 1 minutes and
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hold the container in front of a strong light. Search carefully and you'll
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see tiny white "dots" swimming against the current. There are your live,
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newly-hatched Sea Monkey babies. With care, they can grow from 1/2" to 3/4"
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and live a year or more.
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-[ Step Number Three ]-
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In Packet #3 is Sea Monkey Growth Food. I trust that you can figure
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out what to do with it on your own.
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Well, that's just about all you need to do to make yourself some live
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Sea Monkeys. And if at least two of them don't grow to be a half an inch by 3
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months, you can get your money back! What a DEAL.
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You might also try just eating the Growth Food raw. This is a
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convienient snack, and will no doubt help your athletic abilities greatly. If
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1/2" inch beings can play tennis well by eating it, so should you. Or, just
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munch on the Sea Monkey life crystals themselves. CAUTION: They may sprout to
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life on your tongue, so watch out.
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If you really get interested in your Sea Monkeys (and hey, who
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wouldn't be), there are plenty more products that you can purchase from the
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Transcience Corporation to improve the living quality of your Sea Monkeys.
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You can order the Electric Sea Monkey Micro-Vue Ocean Zoo(tm), which stands
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at a giant 6 1/2 inches high, for only four dollars! You can also send away
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for extra Growth Food, and Living Plasma!
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So pick yourself up some Sea-Monkeys and have yourself a jolly old
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time! cyaz...
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