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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue #19 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Jest Fox : Part 2" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By Black Justice Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Well I can't believe that you actually wanted to read more of this
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Junk. It might not be the best ending but who cares? Oh well let me get on
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with the story.... Where was I? Ah yes, now I remember.
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Jest Fox : Part 2
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As I was saying, I hit the bottem of this endless pit with a SPLaT!
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Where was I? I looked around me and saw... I FROZE to death. I was in HELL!
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But as I looked more carefully I saw that I was not in the Hell full of Ghosts
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and Demons but a Hell full of.. LaMPREYS! Lampreys were everywhere! But
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these were no ordinary Lampreys, these were the Demonic Lampreys! They would
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gouge each others eyes out for fun. EWWW! Well as I used my brilliant brain
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and started to search through my special hard cover handbook of BLaH #42 : The
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Guide to Lampreys. But I froze in horror! The Guide book did not review over
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Demonic Lampreys!
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But ahh yes, I remember reading that one issue of [MiLK]. It must have
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been [MiLK] issue #6 "Pete" by Nyarlathotep.<-- One heck of a person!
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(Nyarlathotep is the person who wrote BLaH #42! Why don't you download BLaH
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#42 from Barney's Pleasure Palace at (708)965-3098?) Well I remembered the
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moral of that story which was.. Hold on let me remember. Oh yes the moral was
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: Notice this is in quotes!! --> "THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO ON A LAMPREY HUNT:
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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LEAVE YOURSELF UNDEFENDED" Well I wasn't on a lamprey
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hunt but I guess it turned out that way. I had my trusty weapon beside me
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which was My TeeTH! And I was luckey I was small because then the Lampreys
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wouldn't be able to hear me, and also they couldn't see me because they had
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bad eyesight.
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As I snuck around frantically looking for an exit,the vicious 2 headed
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venomous Lamprey saw me! He caught me by my head, so I couldn't use my teeth
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to bite the fuck out of it. I was completely help less. It bashed me against
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the hard concrete floor which SPLaTtered my body, but I felt O.K. because I
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had just used LSD! Thank god I am not drug free! Well as I didn't feel any
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pain, all of the Lampreys came over to me and started to bite the crap out of
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me, spit acid on me, and worst of all the Sick Lamprey Vommitted on me! I was
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torn from legment to legment. I had died.. <SOB> <SOB> <SOB> <SOB>.. but then
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all of a sudden I saw a light. It bursted open the darkness that covering me.
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It was the Mighty bunny god! It said "JEST FOX MY ENEMY. I WILL GIVE
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YOU ONE MORE LIFE TO LIVE IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO EAT THE FURRY, FLUFFY BUNNY
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RABBITS BUT TREAT THEM WITH KINDNESS. ESPICALLY THE WANK BUNNY." What did I
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say? I said HELL YEAH.. I mean sounds like a deal to me. All of a sudden my
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body was transported to the upper world. (Kinda like the transport thing a ma
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bobs that is on Star Trek.)
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Well here I am now still eating those jucy rabbits. (If not well shut
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up and listen) Well I guess you are wondering why the Bunny God has not beat
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the shit out of me yet. Well let me tell you something, the Bunny God came
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back to me after he had transfered me back to Earth. And by golly I was
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starving and did not have enough energy to search for another rabbit, so I
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just bit the shit out of the Bunny God so he go bye bye.
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Well my next target is to eat the..umm.. EASTER BUNNY! That bastard
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that runs around handing out those smashed eggs with spit inside.
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Well I hope I don't ever come in contact with the Wank Bunny because
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who the hell knows what that crazy bunny might do. Well I gotta go and take
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my daily shit. Until I over come my fear of Wank Bunny I won't be talking to
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you people any more.
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Oh yeah every story has to have a moral so here is mine: Eat everything
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that you come in sight with!
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øøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø[MiLK] Informationøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø
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[MiLK] Sights - World HQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098
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Cool DiST- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565
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Entropy (708)205-0935
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Mech World (708)757-0116
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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Mendeleev
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Medicine Man
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Black Justice
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 19
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 5442 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 3/15/94
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