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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue #16 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Ostrich Rider from Philidelphia" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By Medicine Man Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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The time is forty six billion B.C. A group of cave men got
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together and their head leader ooga rose and said "Oog naga soog zee
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ma zan." which in term ment a forshadowing of a great hero was a
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rising... then Zaga, a warrior of that trip stood and said his mate
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was bearing a child. Ooga though maybe this might be the one? About
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2 weeks later, Zaga's mate gave birth to a boy. Zaga showed the boy
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to Ooga. Ooga looks at the kid's foot and undernieth was a symbol
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of a ostrich.
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It's now present day in philidelphia, a young business was
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getting redy for another days work. He finished his coffee and
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left his apartment. He gets in his BMW and drives. He hears a voice in
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head that said ostrich. He was wondering what that meant. Now Bogan
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(the young business) thought he might me hearing voices so he goes to
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a shrink to have it examined, but on his way there he hears it again.
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The voice was really loud this time and scared him to drive of the
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road and into a ditch. The voice was that of Ooga. As he is lifted
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up in a stretcher, His BMW disappears for no odd reason. Bogan recovers
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in about 1 week, but he still ponders on what that ment when he heard
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that voice. He desides to go to the zoo and read about the ostrich's.
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he reads that they are the fastest bird that can't fly. as he reads
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that.. an ostrich pokes him in the shoulder then bends down as if he
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want him to ride the ostrich. So bogan gets on the ostrich and rides
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in. As he is riding the ostrich he notices that the ostrich takes off
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into mid air and off the planet. He is wondering how he is breathing
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in mid outerspace. The ostrich is moving at a super fast rate and they
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near a planet that is a gold shape. As they enter the atmosphere, they
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are attacked by a flying pokadot dragon that swoops at them and misses
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taking a bit. They land near a cave and in the cave were the spirits
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of the acient tribe of the ostrich riders. Ooga was there but was the
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only one clearly visible to bogan. The others were foggy creatures just
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siting around. Ooga approaches him and asks "Do you know why I brought
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you here?"
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"No." Bogan replies.
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"You have come of age, it's your 21st birthday right?"
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"why yes, it is, but how did you know?"
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Ooga doesn't respond to that question. he gives him a look.
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"Let me see your foot." Ooga asks.
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Bogan shows him his foot and there is that symbol of the ostrich.
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"you are the choses one." Ooga tells bogan.
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"chosen on? of what?"
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"you are a desendent of the greatest warrior Zaga, you are to free
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our souls from this cave prison. You must defeat the evil one on top of this
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mountain. The trip is long and hard, but I have great faith in you."
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"Wait... I am just a business man, how do I do any of this, I am not
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a warrior. i don't know the first thing about fighting."
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"I have faith in you. Please free our souls." Ooga says as he
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dissappears.
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"WAIT, WAIT, how do I find the enterence?" as bogan says that, a
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door opens at the edge of the cave.
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"I guess that's the enterence."
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He jumps on the ostrich and rides into the enterence. as he enters
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he sees what looks like a whole new world. Like a dementional portal. he
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looks around then looks at himself and notices he is only in a g-String and
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his suit is gone and he is now very muscular like he was a whole new person.
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He stars in awe at the sight of seeing flying dragons circle around the
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ceiling of this awsome cave. He hears a little rumble in the bushes.
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He gets off to take a look and as he does.. The rumbling stops and
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he see's a little green monster run. He rides the ostrich a little longer
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then he comes across a village inside this mountain. A gorgious babe walks
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toward him with lust in her eyes as if she has never seen a man before. On
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her shoulder is a cute little fuzzy green creature, like the one that was
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in the bushes. She wonders what his business is in this cave, and he tells
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her everthing about what the old man told him and she understood. They enter
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her hut to get a little rest for tommarrow. as they sleep they are disturbed
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by a weird looking creature. It tried to attack the ostrich but it ran away.
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The monster looked like a boar/rhinosaurous, It charged at him and he jumps
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out of it's way. He looks to his left and see's a broad sword that just
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appeared out of no were. He swings at the boar and it dissappears, no blood
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no nothing. And it vanished.. his ostrich returns, he decides a name for
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it. <--To Be Continued-->
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[MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098
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DiSt- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Medicine Man
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 16
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 6173 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 3/1/93
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