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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue #15 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Wank Bunny: Part II" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By James Hetfield Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Yeah, I bet you really thought I was finished when I
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was in the jaws of that wolf, didn't you? Actually, probably
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not, because if I wasn't I wouldn't be alive to tell you this
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story, now would I? And by the way it is written, you know
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it's not divinly inspired, so I must still be alive to write
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it. Now how bunny rabbits type out stories is a whole other
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story, which I might tell you some other time.
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There I was, about to be lunch, when suddenly this
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human runs up and kicks the wolf! The wolf goes running away
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into the forest, whining the entire way! I had never had a
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human HELP me before, so this was quite an inspiring act...
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they mught actually do good in this world after all!
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Well, this human was a female, just springing into her
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womanhood at the age of 21. The other humans called her
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Nicole, but I just thought of her as my human friend, because
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I always thought the way that humans identify themselves is
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stupid anyways... it never tells you about them at all.
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At this point I was bleeding quite a bit at the areas
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the jaws of the wolf was holding me. My Human Friend took me
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into her house and put some stuff on the wounds that REALLY
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hurt, but they healed faster and didn't get all disgusting
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like wounds tend to do. Then she put me into one of her human
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rooms and started talking into some platic thing... and then
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she yelled a lot and then cried! I don't know what was wrong
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with her, the plastic thing seemed to be talking back to her,
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but apparently not giving her the answers she wanted to hear.
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Finally, she put the plastic thing down, and after a few
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minutes of weeping, she looked at me.
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"You know, sometimes I wish I was like you.. you don't
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have the kind of problems we do..." she sighed.
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Yeah, humans are crazy. They think they have it SO
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hard off... but THEY don't have to fight for their survival
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every day... THEY don't have to worry about the powers of
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nature attacking them, they have conquered it. They just like
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to bitch a lot, I guess.
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So anyways, after she said this she tossed me back
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outside, and closed the door behind her. I guess she didn't
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want too much to do with me. Well, I'm happy about that, I
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guess. Humans are more of a pain then they're worth.
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So That's my story. lately I've been thinking about
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writing myself a book or something, you know, about me. What
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do you think? would it sell? Would people at least read it?
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maybe then you humans would understand *MY* problems. I'll
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talk about all the hardships *I* go through in my life... So,
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watch for my book. Out in your favorite bookstores soon... oh
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yeah! I almost forgot to tell you! My story about the
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bookkeeper!
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Ok, well, a few weeks after My Human Friend helped me
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out, I was hopping around the good ol' berbs of Chicago when I
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came upon this big building... it was right near the lake.. I
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don't remember what the humans called it, Krocks and
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Britannias or something, but there were a LOT of books in this
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place. Me being the Enthusiastic learner I am hopped in to
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look around. I played around on the big moving stairs and
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stuff for a while, and then noticed some humans playing around
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on them too! All these people did were go up and down and up
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and down and over and over! I didn't know humans played with
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their own inventions... I found them all very silly, to tell
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you the truth. But I'll leave the story about THEM for
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another time...
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[MiLK] InformationÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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[MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098
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DiSt- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565
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Entropy (708)205-0935
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Mech World (708)757-0116
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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Mendeleev
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 15
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 4994 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 2/24/93
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