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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue #11 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Propaganda and Shit" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By James Hetfield Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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A Reply To Propaganda -- Why It Sux My Cock.
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1. The Name - Propaganda Unlimited? Come on. Cant we get a
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Little more WaCky than that? This is a Text file
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group, for gods' sake. It's almost as bad as some of
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the names of BBS's Nex has thought up....
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2. Volume/Issue System - STUPID! Like you'll ever get through
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Volume 1. Get real. Lame lame lame. Especially since
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You get files named "PU0101.txt". Which is really lame.
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I mean, you can't get much more lame that Stupid amounts
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Of Volumes and issues...
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"Hey, Nex, you got Volume 42 Issue 20?"
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"No, I got Volume 20 Issue 42 though!"
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Stupid. Real Stupid. If It Just went by Issue
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Numbers, life would be nice and simple and happy, like
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it was always supposed to be.
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3. The Opening Coverish-Type Thing - Sux. anyone can do
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=================================================
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See? I just did it Now. Pathedic. You know what the
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problem is? how the hell do you draw a symbol for
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a "Propaganda Unlimited"? it's pretty hard. Another
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reason the name is stupid.
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4. The Table Of Contents - Ok, Can't yell too much about that
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5. The Staff - Only Two People Have Written Files! Yet you
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The Staff is in Double Digits?!?! Let's Get a little
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Real Here. First off, If You Ever Get Avocado to write
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A PU File, I'll personally Castrate you all, I have been
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trying to get her to write for over a year now damnit...
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And KING TRENT? YOU HAVE A CONVICT IN YOUR STAFF!!!
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6. Transition Lines - More of this "====" Bullshit. Come on.
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Even DOS Edit <The OFFICIAL Editor of MiLK> can do
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better than that shit.
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7. The Intro - You DARED to bash Obloid. But Even that isn't
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what annoys me the Most. you fucking DARE to make up
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a FAKE BLaH File, of the Number 42!!!!! 42 is THE MOST
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Important BLaH File EVER WRITTEN, The Field Guide To
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Lampreys!! BLASPHEMERS! If I were Dante, I'd put YOU
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in Satan's Mouth Midget Caesar, And Throw Brutus and
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Cassius up in Heaven where they belong! (Sorry Bhuufu,
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I know you're a little young to be hearing this kind of
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stuff, but damnit, your human is becoming quite a wanker
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as of late.) And There's More! You Use the Phrase
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"Peace, Love and Mangos"! THAT'S Brainwashing! That's
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Like the President saying "God Be with you all" or
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whatever the line is he says after one of his
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speeches... that Line right there IS Propaganda, and
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bullshit Propaganda at that.
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8. Letter From The Editor - Connie, You Butt-Flairing Faggot,
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Of all people YOU Should Know that you wouldn't Ask
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Chessman about "Conformity Is Like Cheese", You'd Ask
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The Baron. It was his Only BLaH file.
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9. Let's Meat The Caesars - Oh, Come On. Total MaDCaP Ripoff
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there, Especially Sad since Midget Caesar says he hates
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MaDCaP stuff. The actual file isn't that amusing,
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either.
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10. Fear And Loathing in Cyberspace Part 1 - Ok, this really
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bites the big one right here. Let's take a very well
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written BLaH file, edit it, and make it "fit the times"?
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Simply disgusting. It's almost as if you have a lack of
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Ideas going around in that head, Connie.
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11. Moving Between Places Part 1 - Not anything to orgasm over,
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but at least it's original
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12. Phreaking with DDTS - Would have been funny if they let
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Tracy write it.
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13. Lunchtime in Dystropia Part 1 - Does EVERYTHING have to be
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Part of a Series? It's evident the Dominant Writer of
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this mag is a Comic collector. Well, This Story is a
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Sad example of a Combination of trying to be like
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Douglass Adams and Oregano at the same time.
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14. Coming Soon - Everyone knows it's spelled WaCkyNeSS
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15. Distribution - More of this ==== Bullshit
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And... Most Important of All...
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16. WHERE THE FUCK IS SAFE-T-NUTZ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
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All in All, Propaganda Unlimited is a DISASTER. And Until The
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Potential Energy is Converted into Kinetic Energy, It will
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probably stay this way. If I Had to draw a Chart Of The
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Progression of Tfile Groups...
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Za/\/
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/ \
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MaDCaP BLaH
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\ / \
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MiLK (100 other Tfile groups to speak of)
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Propaganda Unlimited
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And... MiLK is Still Alive. So... We're More Divinely Inspired.
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Which Makes Us Better.
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When We Type We Capitalize Every Word, Making Us Yet Better.
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AND... MOST IMPORTANT...
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We Actually Use SaFe-T-NuTz.
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The LaME-0-MeTeR v2.51áeta (Please Ask your Tfile Editor to Register This
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Version of the LaME-0-MeTeR!)
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Propaganda Unlimited
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0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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Key -
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0 - BLaH
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1 - Cult Of The Dead Cow
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2 - MaDCaP
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3 - MiLK
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4 - The Church of Hemp
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5 - ObloidiZm
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6 - PuD files
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7 - Documentation
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8 - 3l1t3 wAr3z crack docs
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9 - Anarchy Files
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10 - Modem Master's Prank Text Files
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[MiLK] Sights - The Obloid Sphere (708)965-3098
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 11
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 6714 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 1/25/93
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