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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue # 9 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Joe" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By Plaid Wilderbeast Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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In a blind state, with mothers love delete, this man could find his way
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anywhere. In the light of day however he was as blind as the perverbial bat.
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You see... this man was a mover and a shaker. Yes, yes... so he bought and
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sold the dead and rotting corpeses of the few remaing leaders of the few
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remaining minority groups... but when he hit that dance floor, DAMN, he could
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really shake em' down.
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I was walking and talking with Joe... the guy that dances and warehouses
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people with good leadership skills... and he gave me some advise that i'm sure
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i'll never forget. Joe says to me, he says... Hand (that's me), when ya'
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gotta drain the lizard... ya' gotta choke your gizzard. Cause dem gizzards
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got oooonnnneee mean bite and if you don't feed em' correct like... wol they
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get awful ornery.
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Now I love Joe just as much as the next guy... hell, I'd take him on a
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table... but this advise was a little far ferched for me. I don't think that
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i could just whip out the ol' sausage of torture and take a wiz in front of
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like a convent or something... It just wouldn't be right.
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As Joe and I proceeded down the street I thought long and hard about this
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advise hoping that i made a flaw in my thought patterns and that Joe couldn't
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have been wrong. But after a whole minute of deliberation i decided to wait
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for a passing automobile and push Joe right out in front of it. It was a
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pleaseing thought untill i realized that in this town the only people rich
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enough to drive a car had chauffers to go along with them, and i don't want to
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upset a poor, poor chauffer. After all... the occupation with the highest
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percentage of increddibly endowed workers was the personal services specialist
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field. I think Sally Struthers talks about it in her stupid, fucking annoying
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commercials on shop at home college. JJESSUUSSS... wouldn't you just love to
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shoot that bitch?
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Any way... I pulled my big gun from my trousers and shot Joe in the head
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and pissed into the gaping hole my magnum forty-squirt gun supplided me with.
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/?
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(ignore that...)
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This really pissed off Joe who made a deal with God... He said "God, your
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pretty cute, how about Me being that guys gaurdian angel or something like
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that?". God (being as naive as he is) said yes. JJJEEEESSSSSUSSSS
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So Joe sits on my shoulder and whispers sweet nothings into my ear...
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WHAT A FREEK. I punched him and sent him to hell where the devil made him eat
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sasperilla until his dick fell off.
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[MiLK] Sights - The Obloid Sphere (708)965-3098
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 9
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 3661 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 01/12/94
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